Little Green Men

Caught by the believe - 

That beyond the clouds - 

Roams little green men - 

With magicmaker pens - 

They fly through space - 

Proctologist is on this case - 

They beam you up - 

If your name does not start with Scotty - 

They will ream you're butt - 

So you see - 

My excuse was easy - 

I told the judge my reason why I ran - 

It was dark without lights - 

If it were aliens instead of cops - 

You woulda seen my chops 

Wheeling down a pram - 

Forsure , yes mam
Copyright © | Year Posted 2013

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