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Don't Laugh At My Coonskin Cap

People laugh and make fun of me because I wear a coonskin cap. But they'll stop laughing because I'm through taking their crap. People say that my cap makes me look silly. They say that it makes me look like a hillbilly. This morning a city slicker called me a hick and he called my hound dog a mutt. He was laughing very hard but he stopped when I put some buckshot in his butt. He started running after I shot both of his cheeks. He won't be able to sit down for about twelve weeks. If you see me face to face, you may point, laugh and make fun. But unless you want to visit a proctologist, you'd better remember that I own this shotgun. (This is a fictional poem.)

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