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I Should'Ve Learned French

I should've learned french before going to a restaurant. What I ordered there was food that I sure didn't want. I made the mistake of ordering cerveau and escargot. When I learned that it was brains and snails, I said that it had to go. When I refused to eat it, the chef threw me out a window and I got a shard of it in my ass. I went to a proctologist and he asked me five hundred bucks to remove that piece of glass. I refused to pay it and I got thrown through a window again. Now I have two shards of glass in my butt, I can never win. I can no longer sit down, I have to be suspended by a winch. If you decide to eat at that restaurant, you'd better learn french. (This is a fictional poem.)

Copyright © | Year Posted 2012




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Date: 6/28/2012 7:33:00 AM
C'est la vie... Drole... Terry
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Date: 6/27/2012 3:37:00 PM
hahahaha,buying a learn french quick book right now,gonna get you one,great write Randy
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