Spending Spree

I had it made until my stupid wife ruined me. I was rich until she went on a spending spree. She spent it all before I even had the chance to stop her. I had ten million bucks but because of her, I'm a pauper. I was the richest man in my town but now I'm the most poor. People are giving me funny looks because I'm buying clothes in a second hand store. She forgot to insure the cars that she bought, even the Ferrari. I only have ten dollars left and that jezebel isn't one bit sorry. A tornado came last week and destroyed every vehicle that she bought. If you're wondering if I think about strangling her, I think about it a lot. She also spent a lot of my money on male strippers, booze and grass. Now she's going to need a proctologist to remove my foot from her ass. (This is a fictional poem)