Devil With a Rag

He's back My nemesis, Billy Mays, Never does he fail To amaze Now pushing "Zorbees" miracle rag, And as I watch, I start to gag He's taken Vince's Sham Wow, And made it his Holy Cow! He copied his ad Near word for word This blazing scuz-bucket, This worthless turd I want to order an "Awesome Auger" And pretend to be Billy Mays' proctologist And clean out this Ass's ass I think such a plan Is first class I'll get a medal of honor That's for sure Cause any more Billy Mays No one can endure