That Damn Peach

My peach tree only had one peach and my brother decided to pick it. I grabbed it out of his hand and you know where I decided to stick it. My brother was really pissed. He had to go to a Proctologist. He took me to court and the judge ordered me to pay the doctor for removing the peach from his ass. That made me very mad and I started giving that judge sass. I threw a punch at the judge when he held me in contempt. But he had a black belt in karate and now I walk with a limp. When it came to that damn peach, I should've let my brother eat it. This has been a bad experience and I sure as hell will never repeat it. (This is a fictional poem)