Congressional Values

I watch our liberal congress with little admiration As they show their family values to our entire nation They say if you don’t have time for children Because you’re in a hurry Just murder them before they’re born Then you won’t have to worry It would be nice just for once To believe in some of the things they said But they have to call a proctologist When they can’t find their head So I dreamed I went to Washington To ask them to change course But I found that I was talking to The north end of a south bound horse Before congress goes into session They pass around large receptacles I thought they were collecting documents But they were collecting testicles In order to clean out Washington The Pied Piper would be nice Although we voted for human beings We seem to have elected mice It’s time to elect people Who aren’t afraid to say what they think Than have the same old congress With the same old stink.