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Congressional Values

I watch our liberal congress with little admiration
As they show their family values to our entire nation
They say if you don’t have time for children 
Because you’re in a hurry
Just murder them before they’re born
Then you won’t have to worry
It would be nice just for once 
To believe in some of the things they said
But they have to call a proctologist
When they can’t find their head
So I dreamed I went to Washington 
To ask them to change course
But I found that I was talking to 
The north end of a south bound horse
Before congress goes into session
They pass around large receptacles
I thought they were collecting documents
But they were collecting testicles
In order to clean out Washington
The Pied Piper would be nice
Although we voted for human beings
We seem to have elected mice
 It’s time to elect people 
Who aren’t afraid to say what they think
Than have the same old congress 
With the same old stink.

Copyright © | Year Posted 2008




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Date: 9/17/2008 12:09:00 PM
a very good write. even if we get some one good in office, they are always to busy trying to please special groups, instead of doing what is best for the country and God.
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Date: 9/16/2008 6:37:00 PM
Vince I was wondering what was in that receptacle.Hmmm, Now I know. You got my vote for all the good it would do. I still think they ought to reinstate the popular vote. I guess they don't have that many fingers and toes to count that high, Ron
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Date: 9/16/2008 3:33:00 PM
hi Vince my stand is neutral on politics, but this is a great and introspective write, and so truthful, on a side note, I just wanted to say thank you for your kind comments, it really means alot to me, and thank you for thinking that I have something special to offer, your comments made me cry, because they touched my heart, thank you, thank you, thank you, take care Deneen
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Date: 9/16/2008 3:14:00 AM
He he he he. No matter what country or what race or what creed, ALL politicians are the same!!!! All they seem to care about is what suit they will wear tomorrow and how much their household security is. And the rest of the country be da@!#ed!!! Scrupleless(if there is such a word) and shameless, that's what they are!!! Well done for making your voice heard, lets hope there is a politician out there that notices!!! Peace Fathima
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Date: 9/15/2008 7:11:00 PM
that said it all!
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Date: 9/15/2008 2:16:00 PM
very good i liked the rhyming and the ideals about change. but are they changing or are they pretending to change. i'm not pro choice. i just believe life begins when God breaths into it the breath of life. and it is He who decides. thank you for your welcome welcome comments. as always john
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Date: 9/15/2008 2:12:00 PM
vince....eventho i understand the serious notation conveyed here,you certainly had me howling at the expression ; recepacles/testicles ....and some tell me to tone it down a bit !!!.....all my best to you , peace , jay
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Date: 9/15/2008 1:24:00 PM
This one made me laugh, Vince!! I love the political "description's"...that only you could come make so comical! (Considering congress is such a serious business). I'm trying hard not to visualize a few of those lines....but you make your point very well!! I admire your convictions and honest look at things, and respect your stand! Great way to express your opinion!! God Bless!! ~Carrie
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Date: 9/15/2008 1:20:00 PM
Loud, and clear.....this is awesome.....Always, Christy
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