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Doctors

Ophthalmologist Checked eyes Have styes Proctologist Drop drawers Up yours Plastic Surgeon Replace Plain face Gastroenterologist Pass gas No class Dermatologist All sorts Of warts Audiologist Can't hear Bad ear Dentist No Floss Gross dross Psychiatrist Your bean Not keen Podiatrist Big toe Must go ENT Specialist Ope' maw Say ahhh Allergist Please sneeze Don't wheeze Cardiologist Poor bloke Had stroke Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired (c) 2015 All Rights Reserved Entry for Judy Konos' "Your Footle Poem" Contest

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Poesy Relish

Date: 5/12/2015 11:00:00 AM

Lol.. Loved this footle and congrats on your win... nad

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/26/2015 7:35:00 PM

WOW, Bob H, I did not know this was your first footle and an expert already. This is a mighty fun form. Thank you for stopping by with a nice comment... LINDA

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/18/2015 2:21:00 PM

Bob H, Congrats on your FOOTLE POEM win. LINDA

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/18/2015 2:25:00 PM

Thank you, dear Linda. Its the first footle I ever tried and they are kinda fun to write - really make you think trying to compose them. Have a grand weekend - bob h

Poet Destroyer A

Date: 4/12/2015 12:24:00 AM

Hello, Bob, how are you and how are the mountains up there in Colorado. This one is interesting. I'm wondering if you have or had to see all these types of doctors at one time. Good one... Linda

Barbara Gorelick

Date: 4/9/2015 3:08:00 PM

How did I miss this before..you nailed it! BG

Andrea Dietrich

Date: 4/7/2015 6:21:00 PM

this is FANTASTICO. The way I like to see a footle!! congrats.

Anne-Lise Andresen

Date: 4/7/2015 12:38:00 PM

- Fun to read :) - Thanks for the nice visit on my poem, dear Bob - I wish you best of luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison

Date: 4/7/2015 11:48:00 AM

I'm so glad you chose these Robert - congrats:-) made me giggle again:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka

Date: 4/4/2015 12:32:00 AM

Clever string...loved reading your nonsense

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/4/2015 10:59:00 AM

Thank you, Janet, for taking time to read my nonsense. Welcome to the Soup family. I have read many of your very creative poems and enjoy them. Keep writing for our reading pleasure - bob h

Jan Allison

Date: 4/3/2015 7:29:00 PM

simply HILARIOUS!!! Good luck in the contest - this had me laughing from start to finish - great string of footles - you have made my day with this humourous write ! Hugs Jan xx 7 xxx

Jan Allison
Date: 4/3/2015 7:44:00 PM

I read the other one - this on is much much funnier so i am glad you changed it:-) Hugs jan xx

Robert L. Hinshaw
Date: 4/3/2015 7:42:00 PM

Glad this one gave you a laff. I originally entered a footle called Cowpunchers in the contest but I like this one better so I deleted Cowpunchers and entered this one. Have a grand weekend bob