Robert L. Hinshaw Poet Footle

Doctors

Ophthalmologist
   Checked eyes
   Have styes

Proctologist
   Drop drawers
   Up yours

Plastic Surgeon
   Replace
   Plain face

Gastroenterologist
   Pass gas
   No class

Dermatologist
   All sorts
   Of warts

Audiologist
   Can't hear
   Bad ear

Dentist
   No Floss
   Gross dross

Psychiatrist
   Your bean
   Not keen

Podiatrist
   Big toe
   Must go

ENT Specialist
   Ope' maw
   Say ahhh

Allergist
   Please sneeze
   Don't wheeze

Cardiologist
   Poor bloke
   Had stroke

Robert L. Hinshaw, CMSgt, USAF, Retired
(c) 2015 All Rights Reserved

Entry for Judy Konos' "Your Footle Poem" Contest

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Poesy Relish May 12, 2015 at 11:00 AM Lol.. Loved this footle and congrats on your win... nad

Poet Destroyer A April 26, 2015 at 7:35 PM WOW, Bob H, I did not know this was your first footle and an expert already. This is a mighty fun form. Thank you for stopping by with a nice comment... LINDA

Poet Destroyer A April 18, 2015 at 2:21 PM Bob H, Congrats on your FOOTLE POEM win. LINDA Robert L. Hinshaw April 18, 2015 at 2:25 PM Thank you, dear Linda. Its the first footle I ever tried and they are kinda fun to write - really make you think trying to compose them. Have a grand weekend - bob h

Poet Destroyer A April 12, 2015 at 12:24 AM Hello, Bob, how are you and how are the mountains up there in Colorado. This one is interesting. I'm wondering if you have or had to see all these types of doctors at one time. Good one... Linda

Barbara Gorelick April 9, 2015 at 3:08 PM How did I miss this before..you nailed it! BG

Andrea Dietrich April 7, 2015 at 6:21 PM this is FANTASTICO. The way I like to see a footle!! congrats.

Anne-Lise Andresen April 7, 2015 at 12:38 PM - Fun to read :) - Thanks for the nice visit on my poem, dear Bob - I wish you best of luck in the contest - hugs // Anne-Lise :)

Jan Allison April 7, 2015 at 11:48 AM I'm so glad you chose these Robert - congrats:-) made me giggle again:-) Hugs Jan xx

Jaycee Cervenka April 4, 2015 at 12:32 AM Clever string...loved reading your nonsense Robert L. Hinshaw April 4, 2015 at 10:59 AM Thank you, Janet, for taking time to read my nonsense. Welcome to the Soup family. I have read many of your very creative poems and enjoy them. Keep writing for our reading pleasure - bob h

Jan Allison April 3, 2015 at 7:29 PM simply HILARIOUS!!! Good luck in the contest - this had me laughing from start to finish - great string of footles - you have made my day with this humourous write ! Hugs Jan xx 7 xxx Jan Allison April 3, 2015 at 7:44 PM I read the other one - this on is much much funnier so i am glad you changed it:-) Hugs jan xx Robert L. Hinshaw April 3, 2015 at 7:42 PM Glad this one gave you a laff. I originally entered a footle called Cowpunchers in the contest but I like this one better so I deleted Cowpunchers and entered this one. Have a grand weekend bob