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Kit And Caboodle Poems - Poems about Kit And Caboodle

Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top
...Harold the Hugh Hefner wannabe carrot top... spry buck analogous to energizing bunny jump/kickstarted procreation ruckus. Home on the range cacophony quite absurd PlayBoy Bunny herd and f......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, 12th grade, adventure, america,
Form: Rhyme
Shaggy Dog Limericks Iv
...The Labradoodle It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle By its frolicsome dabble and doodle But add a big part Of the Labrador’s heart And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle The ......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick



As Precautionary Measure
...As precautionary measure... I backed up all software resident on fifteen inch Macbook Pro computer yesterday December first two thousand twenty two courtesy two terabyte Seagate external......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Credo
...I have marked my place, I stand now in the bulging vein of the moment. No more hunting for meaning or for anti-meaning, all socks are white or not. I am here. a one-sized loosely fitted mind, ......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Scribble-Scrabble, Wiggle-Waggle
...Forward backward upside down Downside up all around Yowser bowser holy moly Yipes-stripes guacamole Inside out ......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, new year, nonsense, silly,
Form: Light Verse



Imminent Botox Injection Treatment
...Potential cause célèbre dermatological solution to stem palmar hyperhidrosis, which medical break thru a last ditch effort if Glycopyrrolate ineffective to stave off sweaty hands. Venerable Do......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, 12th grade, anger, drug,
Form: Free verse
The Hotel
...Each year we drive to the south of Spain to soak up the sun's warm rays But we like to maintain a leisurely pace, so it takes us two full days Which means we stay at Hotel-and-Go, that sadly has ......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, confusion, journey,
Form: Rhyme
Help Need Somebody
...H-E-L-P!!! N-e-e-d s-o-m-e b-o-d-y!!!... Spouse booby trapped husband!!! Homicide courtesy munch house zen by proxy immediately suspected hunch police, K9 corps, and ambulance ne......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Premium Member Soul Quotient
...I went out for the newspaper at the usual time this morning, shortly after 5AM, (yes, I'm one of the "odd few" who still enjoys the crisp feel of a morning paper in my hands), and while it's now ......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, analogy, appreciation, earth, life,
Form: Dramatic Monologue
Praise To Thy Lenovo Computer Screen
...A query one respondent sent didst seem tummy tubby sincere, possibly channeled by cyber sea men, via bayou A true Britt, aye esteem, sans abba ra ca dab invoked by the spirit Jim......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Cuckoo Kangaroo
...Have you ever seen a kangaroo Who's a little bit off his noodle He hops around like a crazy galoot Who's lost his kit and caboodle He sometimes barks like a doggy And chases cars and ......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, silly,
Form: Rhyme
The Better Late Than Never Free Admission Confessio
......exhortations against Ole Saint Nick (alternately titled untold treasured shenanigans of Santa) his elves and reindeer discovered only by colluding via "FAKE" fluke did I manage to worm win......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, analogy, december, giggle, imagination,
Form: I do not know?
Exhortations Against Ole Saint Nick
...the (better late than never) free admission confession, exhortations against Ole Saint Nick treasured untold shenanigans of Santa, his elves and reindeer discovered only by colluding via......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Light Verse
Treasured Untold Shenanigans of Santa, His Elves and Reindeer
...only by a fluke did I manage to worm winning trust among Christmas elves and reindeer confident this generic guy, would never breach scandalous tidbits, into a an underground i......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, christmas, holiday, humor, myth,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Slide Ruler
...The Slide Ruler As regulations rule this world from outside in and my time slowly seeps away on this planet’s realm I gaze in awe at that once modern instrument of calculation t......

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Categories: kit and caboodle, life,
Form: Free verse

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