Best Kit And Caboodle Poems
Below are the all-time best Kit And Caboodle poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of kit and caboodle poems written by PoetrySoup members
Animal AnticsI just found out two poodles that I bought
were ferrets! Ay caramba! And guess what?
To make each one resemble less a rat,
they gave them...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, humor, pets,
Form:
Couplet
Flippin' Infestation AlliterationSimilar sounds and letter alliteration are literally leaping and precipitously punctuating the
perforated pages of my mired, muddled mind..
Making...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, funnyfun,
Form:
Alliteration
Soul QuotientI went out for the newspaper at the usual time this morning, shortly after 5AM, (yes, I'm one of the "odd few" who still enjoys...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, analogy, appreciation, earth, life,
Form:
Dramatic Monologue
Sweet ToothI confess I've been known to partake
Straight icing sans chocolate cake
I concede I shall never be lean
Pouring fudge without the ice cream
It's apparent my tool-shed...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, food, funny, health,
Form:
Couplet
A Dachshunds Wish
Sausage some call me
I beg to disagree.
I know I am not tall
In fact I am quite small
My body long and thin
About which I never...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, funny,
Form:
Rhyme
A Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse PoemA Jim-Jam Mickey-Mouse Poem
I think that you might never see
A poem as weird as this might be
For I’ll use luscious words
That otherwise might sound absurd
This...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, on writing and words,
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
kit and caboodle, fun, nonsense,
Form:
Limerick
Chinese CheckersI ain't surprised by anything I hear on the news nowadays!
The way the gov'mint is bein' run just leaves me in a daze!
This mornin' I...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, humorous, political, money,
Form:
Rhyme
The Long and Short of ItUs guys never lose our love for the opposite sex
It's deeply engrained in our psyche
It's obvious every single day of our lives
We travel life's highway...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, humorous,
Form:
Narrative
The Slide RulerThe Slide Ruler
As regulations rule this world from outside in and my time slowly
...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, life,
Form:
Free verse
A Cuckoo KangarooHave you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
Sometimes barks like...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, humorous,
Form:
Quatrain
A Cuckoo KangarooHave you ever seen a kangaroo
Who's a little bit off his noodle
He hops around like a crazy galoot
Who's lost his kit and caboodle
He sometimes...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, children,
Form:
Quatrain
Shaggy Dog Limericks IvThe Labradoodle
It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle
By its frolicsome dabble and doodle
But add a big part
Of the Labrador’s heart
And you’ve got the whole...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form:
Limerick
Treasured Untold Shenanigans of Santa, His Elves and Reindeeronly by a fluke did I manage
to worm winning trust
among Christmas elves and reindeer
confident this generic guy,...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, christmas, holiday, humor, myth,
Form:
Light Verse
Frost On Your NoodleIf there's frost on your noodle, don't despair
It's a sign of genius if you've got grey hair
But the experts say when the colour takes flight
Intelligence...
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Categories:
kit and caboodle, age, old,
Form:
Quatrain