Flippin' Infestation Alliteration

Similar sounds and letter alliteration are literally leaping and precipitously punctuating the 
perforated pages of my mired, muddled mind.. 
     Making mental maps for future fun in meditation mired muse, meticulously masks the 
real reasons I rise from my favorite fluffy floral flecked futon.
     It seems somehow strange but my favorite finely fitted floral flecked futon is infested full 
of flippin’ fleas. I feel flabbergasted!
     It could be the culprits causing this consternation are cats coming into the corridor 
constantly carrying the creepy critters in. Crap!
     We’ll have to hurriedly heave the whole heaping kit and caboodle of carnivorous cats into 
a crate and fumigate the frolicking fun loving finicky felines. Fine!
      Fortunately, I’m finished..…….finally.
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Wesley Avatar
November 22, 2011 at 8:07 PM
So glad I found this, I've been reading such dark sad hopeless verses and this is just what I needed to get me centered again. Hope those kitties are debugged!
Meade Stephenson Avatar
December 26, 2010 at 9:24 AM
This is a great alliteration poem Robert. Extremely witty ...thanks so much for sharing! Hope your Christmas was a glorious one! God Bless~Mary~
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November 28, 2010 at 7:18 PM
This was a flippin good use of alliteration and very funny,enjoyed!Sandra
Haick Avatar
November 27, 2010 at 8:06 AM
I'm laughing so hard at your delightful Alliteration, Robert!! I really love this and will add it to my favorites list so I can return to read and enjoy more. Hope you had a great Thanksgiving Day! God bless. Love, Audrey
Dietrich Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 10:09 PM
carniverous cats. Really now. hahaha. It surely is flpping alliteration! Gtreat last lines! I love FELINES< Luv, Andrea
Kendrick Avatar
November 25, 2010 at 6:10 AM
Well I hope just a topic on which to write this funny little piece of humor.If true it is not easy to fumigate when one has pets.They have to find a safe place for the pets to stay for several hours.How does one treat cats for fleas anyway? Everytime I put drops on my cats they panic and start to lick it off.I would hate to try to bath them.That would properly end up with me in a coma from being clawed by the wild creatures.Yes my Halloween poem was a real happening in my life before the vaccine
Devonshire Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 6:13 PM
:) Great alliteration, Rob! In the play "Charlie Brown" Snoopy says, "Cats are the crabgrass on the lawn of life." I take it you might agree if you truly experienced this flea infestation. Very funny poem that made me smile! Have a great Thanksgiving. Love, Carolyn
Mehta Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 4:00 PM
Very nice alliteration with good images you have penned, and happy Thanksgiving Day, Robert
Onclaud Avatar
November 24, 2010 at 5:01 AM
a rattling , beautiful parade of alliterations, robert! such a pleasing, stunning write! warnest, nette
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