Duh

Has this ever happened to you, my friends Was walking my sweetie down the lane When out pops a sign post and belts me one Rattles me and shakes up my brain Was trying to impress my sweetie pie There was nothing but love on my mind No doubt my honey was quite unimpressed Thought I was an idiot of some kind Tried hard to pretend it was no big deal As stars buzzed round in my noodle Attempted to speak only gibberish came out Affected my whole kit and caboodle I've always been known as a bit of a klutz But now try to avoid any shocks My sweetie and me still enjoy the scenery But I wear a helmet on our walks! @Jack Ellison 2012