Ker Poems - Poems about Ker

... LOST IN BRITAIN Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, Matching Tye and Droop Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, Westward Ho! and Throop. Hole of Horcum, New Invention, ......Read the rest...

...hokey...ker-shmokey friggin...fraqa-moneous buzz-allacka...equazippodcom colare-buzzeeferem...hoxenton grafelmonious, tiffrundle raditseptagafunkle.....nostaflowan aquapono.... chatious ......Read the rest...

..."The Greatest Show on Earth is continuously playing in a theater near you!" -- legions of horrorphiles worldwide * * * That Freddy Kreuger fu*ker is the best for thirty bucks ......Read the rest...

...Warning! Suitable for Only Children "The satirist Menippean ad hominems attacks, not pri*ks or any ret*rd making such who Reason lacks." -- a Menippean satirist-poet who loath......Read the rest...

...Summer’s sweetest natural dessert Presented itself to me in the form of a Large seeded watermelon that I found by chance at a local food stand. Thrilled was I t......Read the rest...

...I thought I saw a nasty cat! I did. Oh fancy that! Sylvester I must tell you, You're a very naughty cat! I also have to say That you are terrible at maths! You miscalculate your aims That's w......Read the rest...

...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass) B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class) C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K) ......Read the rest...

...They glide across the ice like silk, Then leap and twirl and spin, Their bodies molded to the perfect Shape that they are in. Their costumes sparkle in the lights, The music sets the tone As ......Read the rest...

...Lub dub Lub dub My eyes can't blink. Lub dub, Lub dub I fell, can't move can't speak, I try. Lub dub, Lub dub, Lub dub You there, help me, please help I'm here, look down, see me. Lub dub, ......Read the rest...

...Coffee for One You greet as you serve My refreshment and stuff Sometimes we chat But your smile is enough I'm not sure you know As you dutifully grind How this moment is special Even j......Read the rest...

...Road stop By cop Perceived Car weaved Two Beers Cop jeers Slurs talk Can't walk Clyde weaved And heaved Ker splat Fell flat Clyde drunk As skunk Tests muffed Handcuffed ......Read the rest...

...Even so, I know the Words are hollow and, Tings like the tumors, I was still going to say, CRACKERBOOM! Perhaps, now that we've sapped the guardsmen, We may take visit to the house owner. We ca......Read the rest...

...Wildlife 9 An amazingly ugly gnu, Once stopped on the plains for a poo, A lion went past And was almost aghast So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!......Read the rest...

...The words written in the past are gone Nobody will ever read those words Some would have struck a nerve Some might have thrown u 4 a curve My words were knowingly spelled wrong But they all came......Read the rest...

... Ah, dear Mrs. Nancy Pelosi, Trying her best, with feckless, Congressional cubbies. Doing their best to make her life anything but rosy. Pick up that gavel and swat  their obnoxious butts......Read the rest...