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Ker Poems - Poems about Ker

June Bug
... A plump beetle, quite clumsy and grand, Flew right into a fan in the stand. With a whirring ker-splat, He was flat as a mat, Now just dust in the palm of your hand. Date: June 8,......

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Categories: ker, fun, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Stupid Art Intelligence
...Stupid Art. Intelligence AI Could Say Anything I See With Ease And Ambivalent Opportunity. Random Chance Has It Every Which Way In Mood And Flavorful Favor. Yum. Yum. Every Measu......

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Categories: ker, life,
Form: Free verse



The Chicken Splash
...Awake, ye sleepy, coop-bound souls! Unbutton your boredom, unfasten your goals! For glory’s not found in the stiff upper sash— It lives in the squelch of the Chicken Splash. With feathers all f......

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Categories: ker, fun,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Wet Floor
... When walking on a wet floor, Prints are left up to the door. For the leopard to follow, Deep in a line. A layer of water, Becomes quite slick. Pick up a broom, Be......

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Categories: ker, 1st grade, 2nd grade,
Form: Rhyme
The Joyful Bee's Culinary Craze
... A bee, quite a jolly old chap, Made chicken that caused a hand-clap. With gravy so grand, Folks lined through the land, "More Joy!" they all shouted, ker-plap! ©bfa031825 ......

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Categories: ker, character, fun, hilarious, humor,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member ker thump
... ker thump ker thump ker thump Lib - by Lib - by Lib - by I love you more each day ker thump ker thump ker thump you are ......

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Categories: ker, 7th grade, i love
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Raining in Summer
...Like a welcome Summer rain, humor may suddenly cleanse and cool the earth, the air and you. —Langston Hughes RAINING IN SUMMER The little teapot leaned over, steam pours out......

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Categories: ker, rain, summer,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Raining in Summer
... In skies of gray I dwell inside of clouds, keeping company with mugginess and sweltering heat. People who labor underneath me perspire profusely; some curse. Others pray for me to cut thei......

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Categories: ker, rain,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Very Weird And Wonderful World Of Place Names: UK And US Edition
...THE UK Poling, Patching, Nether Wallop, Matching Tye and Droop Plumpton, Lickfold, Puddletown, Westward Ho! and Throop. Hole of Horcum, New Invention, Boghead, Frome, Cat's Ash ......

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Categories: ker, america, crazy, england, humor,
Form: List
Premium Member Out-House Story Telling
...hokey...ker-shmokey friggin...fraqa-moneous buzz-allacka...equazippodcom colare-buzzeeferem...hoxenton grafelmonious, tiffrundle raditseptagafunkle.....nostaflowan aquapono.... chatious ......

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Categories: ker, absence, appreciation,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Split Wide Open
...Summer’s sweetest natural dessert Presented itself to me in the form of a Large seeded watermelon that I found by chance at a local food stand. Thrilled was I t......

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Categories: ker, fruit,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member Tweety's Song
...I thought I saw a nasty cat! I did. Oh fancy that! Sylvester I must tell you, You're a very naughty cat! I also have to say That you are terrible at maths! You miscalculate your aims That's w......

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Categories: ker, funny,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Abc With Mummy - a Woman Scorned
...A is for Ant (and for ass, your dad is an example of an ass) B is for Bee (and for b*stard, your dad is a bast*rd - first class) C is for Chicken (and for a word I don’t want to say - but see K) ......

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Categories: ker, anger, mom, wife,
Form: Rhyme
Watching Figure Skating
...They glide across the ice like silk, Then leap and twirl and spin, Their bodies molded to the perfect Shape that they are in. Their costumes sparkle in the lights, The music sets the tone As ......

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Categories: ker, sports,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Joe Smith
...Lub dub Lub dub My eyes can't blink. Lub dub, Lub dub I fell, can't move can't speak, I try. Lub dub, Lub dub, Lub dub You there, help me, please help I'm here, look down, see me. Lub dub, ......

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Categories: ker, death,
Form: Free verse

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