Tweety's Song

I thought I saw a nasty cat!
I did. Oh fancy that! 
Sylvester I must tell you,
You're a very naughty cat!
I also have to say
That you are terrible at maths!
You miscalculate your aims
That's why you fall face down - Ker-splat! 

You misjudge your target.
You only realise mid your jumps.
You're very sorry for it now
'Cause your head is full of bumps!

Granny sure insists 
That you must have your rest.
But if you fail to catch me soon,
You'll have a cardiac arrest!
Can't you see with both of us,
Granny feels so blessed?
So why do you keep putting
Her affection to the test?

Sylvester I want you to know
That I'd like our feud to end.
I would like us both to be
The very best of friends.

And though she loves us very much,
Granny will adore us more
If she sees us playing nice
When she walks through the door!

Yes we could be a family 
For a long and happy time...
Just remember, once recovered 
You'll be on life number nine!

Copyright © | Year Posted 2021



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Date: 9/19/2021 3:07:00 PM
Twenty and Sylvester as freinds! That would be nice and epic at the same time!
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/20/2021 5:12:00 AM
Wouldn't it tho? The only thing is, when this happens, the series is over... Unless they fall out again soon after .. lol
Date: 9/16/2021 7:46:00 AM
I enjoyed this fun write Natasha, best wishes
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/20/2021 5:13:00 AM
Thanks Joseph. All the best. :-D
Date: 9/15/2021 3:09:00 PM
What a clever poem! I love Tweety and Sylvester and, of course, Granny.
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 9/16/2021 2:49:00 AM
Me too, I haven't seen these cartoons in years! But a recent contest inspired me to cast my mind back, and this song is the result ... Lol. :-D Thank you Linda. All the best.
Date: 9/2/2021 2:11:00 AM
Great humorous ending, Natasha, always loved watching Tweety's show on TV:)
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Date: 9/1/2021 6:06:00 PM
Love Tweety’s Song and the humour, it’s brilliant… Belle
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Date: 8/31/2021 9:09:00 AM
(chuckle) Fun look at a beloved cartoon.
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Natasha L Scragg
Date: 8/31/2021 12:48:00 PM
Thank you! Yes, this one was inspired by the cartoon clerihew challenge that's currently up. Some of the thoughts made me laugh too as I was creating this one. Especially the end. Thought it would be fun to add that twist. Glad you enjoyed it ;)
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