Short Ker Poems

Short Ker Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ker by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ker by length and keyword.


Wildlife 9

Wildlife 9
An amazingly ugly gnu,
Once stopped on the plains for a poo,
A lion went past
And was almost aghast
So he ran off whilst yelling "Ker....phew"!
© Tim Riding  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick


Fabulous Fun Footles - Berry Drunk

Monkeys
In trees

Eating
Berries

Berries
Make drunk

Monkeys
Ker plunk

Rolling
On ground

Stand up
Fall down

Sleep off
Drunk state

Monkeys
Mistake

23rd March 2017
Form: Footle

Premium Member A Dry Well

The well is dry hear the bucket sound As its metal hits the dry ground From the windless let way down No ker-splash was there found Dip the pen in ink Far did it sink So so far Dry, dry Clink
Form: Nonet

Ker-Chew

There once was a sneeze named “Ker-chew” His cousin next door was named “Flu” He found "cold" in the hallway, And threw up on the walkway, I do hope he doesn’t find you! ~written for Gwendolyn's challenge~
Form: Limerick

The End

Even so, I know the
Words are hollow and,
Tings like the tumors,
I was still going to say, CRACKERBOOM!
Perhaps, now that we've sapped the guardsmen,
We may take visit to the house owner.
We can now subdue the court,
And sack the principal as well.
CRAC..KER...BOOM!!!
Form: Didactic


Premium Member Out-House Story Telling

hokey...ker-shmokey

friggin...fraqa-moneous

buzz-allacka...equazippodcom

colare-buzzeeferem...hoxenton

grafelmonious, tiffrundle raditseptagafunkle.....nostaflowan aquapono....
chatious sorentium....wedallumphry....hahaha....perafro-maquilitizzity....


stan
  : )
© Sand Blown  Create an image from this poem.

Premium Member Clyde Fails the Roadsides

Road stop
By cop

Perceived
Car weaved

Two Beers
Cop jeers

Slurs talk
Can't walk

Clyde weaved
And heaved

Ker splat
Fell flat

Clyde drunk
As skunk

Tests muffed
Handcuffed

To jail
No bail

Transport
To court

Demand
Remand

Severe
One year

Oh dear
No beer
Form: Footle

Premium Member Trisaratop

TriSaratop eats and eats just can't stop
Munches on apples,grapes, corn flakes 'til pops
Can't catch a young male
They all just run_bale
For she is rotund and just falls ker-plop

trisaratop gone
three horns big pile of her bones..
spirit still earth roams

Sponsor:Destroyer~Poet
Contest..Dinosaur Quest
Form: Limerick

Premium Member Come On Mo-Her-Fu-Ker Make Love To Me

COME ON MO-HER-FU-KER MAKE LOVE TO ME 
MY BODY IS VIBRATING IN SYNCH WITH THE SONGS OF THE SHELLS
COME ON MO-HER-FU-KER MAKE LOVE TO ME 
BLOOD, BODIES, FLESH, LIMBS ALL SPREAD OUT ON THE BARREN FIELDS
SENTENTIOUS SMELLS EMBRACE THE AIR
THE NOISES OF FOREPLAY FILL THE IMMEDIATE SURROUNDS
AND THEN 
DEAD QUIET

Premium Member Ker-Plunk

The shape had fallen a minute amount when I saw it,
Ringed it was.
The sight reminded me of a stone
Dropping into the watre,
Seen from beneith,
It was defuseing into the surroundings
With the trail it seemed to be leaving.....
......Ripples of pinks
A peeking form,
Fields blooming yellow
     awaiting the bees,
Ranged over to inside,
Self to even over.
© Wm Paul  Create an image from this poem.

Anyone Game

"What are you doing?"
The answer comes back "youtube"
A TABOO subject

My mind doth BOGGLE!
Internet failure pending
The switch goes KER PLUNK

5 SECOND RULE then
TROUBLE from upstairs, GUESS WHO?
Some AGGRAVATION

"Can we play a game"
SORRY am I HEARING THINGS
The MOUSE TRAP snaps shut

Despite the small RISK
As I SCRABBLE for face time
LIFE continues on
Form: Haiku

Big Bang Ponderings

If there was no time before the Big Bang
Was there nothing or something other ker-banged
There was no morning, afternoon or night
Before the Universe was put out to endless flight

Concepts that we find are so useful in our lives
Appointments and times schedules will not jive
But in the infinitesimal void of the universe
Who would really care for what it is worse.

© Paul Warren Poetry
Form: Ballad

Sputnik: the Phantom Satellite

Beep beep...ker er er...err err err
It can't be...
The telemetry...
It's Sputnik!
It's still alive!
I told my commander,
But he originally didn't think
Anything of it.
No sir! It really is Sputnik!
Listen to it's signal.
The Commander couldn't believe
What he was hearing, and witnessing altogether!
He turned ghost white,
It brought him to tears.
Commander?
Sputnik... I thought it had drifted away...
forever...

Premium Member Pelosi and Her Bad News Bears


Ah, dear Mrs. Nancy Pelosi,
Trying her best, with feckless,
Congressional cubbies.
Doing their best to make her
life anything but rosy.

Pick up that gavel and swat 
their obnoxious butts off!
Don't let them drag you and
your party through their dumb,
showhorse stuff!

Ostracize and censure them,
right now!
Before they blow up the DNC.
And worse..the entire country!
Ker-Pow!


July 12, 2019
2pm PST
Form: Rhyme

I Tried To Tie

I  tried to tie, I said, I said,
some rocks to billowed clouds.
In this I was a fool, a chump!
For rocks, as is both well allowed
and widely wist,
pass always through these vapor stumps,
and gathered mists,
and won't be bound with lumps.
So all I’ve really done is stone the earth
with quarried things that loud ker-thump,
become the cause of people being
sore bereaved with grievous bumps.
Oh no! Look out! Please mind your head!
And look out poems!
Gazelles upon you tread.

Premium Member Stupid Art Intelligence

Stupid Art. Intelligence

AI Could Say
Anything I See
With Ease And
Ambivalent
Opportunity.

Random Chance
Has It Every
Which Way
In Mood And 
Flavorful Favor.

Yum. Yum.

Every Measurement
Made In Units Or
Measureless - It
Knows All The Cuckoo
***Karma Supra.***

Wowwee!!! And 
Makes It 
Funny Funny Too!

Buncha HooDoo
Maliciously
Curmudgeonly
Ker-Pompous
Kahhh...
Blooie.

Soooo SeXXXy, 
Though,
RIGHT?

Pardon Me.

-Gray Squirrel

05-23-2025

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