Irs Poems - Poems about Irs

Old Fleming, with Bond in his head, Wrote of spies, and of dangers widespread. With martinis so dry, He'd wink with one eye, "My tax forms? They're better unread." ©bfa032025 ...

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He seems to be new and I so cool Walk over to introduce myself I notice a clue his polished shoes And the badges shiny on his belt It seems my desk was a mess As the man had searched high and low I'm Bob he says with the IRS Your company's assets will be froze In fact lady come with me There are...

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Why would I work the eight year old asked me. So you can live the life. To eliminate strife. How lame do you think I am? said Josie. I’ll get paid not working without a fee. Written 12-28-2018 Contest: Tax and Finance Limericks ...

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It’s coming, that time of the year, to do up my taxes, I fear. I shake with great fright and toil through the night. What’s owed is becoming too clear. I regret the money I’ve spent on food and the lights and the rent. My cat needs a job; a bank I may rob. ‘Twill do me no good to dissent. Female - garnet...

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The mailman brought notice today from Service the letter did say more money you owe so send us the dough your taxes past due you must pay. With Congress in maddening stall and government shut down appall I'm seeing bright red the letter it said funds needed to build Donald's wall. December 25, 2018...

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The Holiday Season has come and gone. Bank balance for that spree is overdrawn. Now I'm feeling mighty glum. Since Sam wants a hefty sum, The house and my...

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It's a bummer, man, when you get one of those I owe you letters from Uncle Sam Wait a minute, yeah dude, you got it wrong They don't owe me, I owe them! Talk about flipping the script Get your umbrella, and play the raincoat song, 'cause I'm spittin' mad, I'm tired of getting pissed on How can this be: seeing how I work...

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Up To Your IRS My exemptions upped; Ended up being bankrupt; They were all corrupt. James Thesarious Hilarious Horn...

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You have disregarded instructions Thus claiming improper deductions Send money by mail And IF you should fail Your paycheck will suffer reductions... “The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax” - Albert Einstein Submitted for: John Freeman’s contest...

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The IRS Ate My Homework I tried to tell anyone who would listen How my homework went oddly missing The dog was overused and has no teeth to chew The teacher was tired of that excuse First I told a little white lie and then another But my teacher knew it was a cover He wasn't buying what I was selling There is...

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The IRS We Have Come To Hate By Elton Camp They don’t even sends forms anymore Like they used to do in years before Maybe it really doesn’t matter anyway The rules get more complex every day Take the amount from Line Thirteen And guess correctly what it is we mean That five dollars interest that you drew Be sure to include in your...

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I have always said: It’s never wise to mix Trolls and the IRS. When they get mad… They don’t listen or always do what’s best. Trolls are quite the fighters and have been winning fights for years. Who do you think fights the hardest and trains our really great SEALS? Well a smart Mouthed IRS guy came to our...

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Staring at the envelope, my eyes in disbelief. The agency was known for causing fear and painful grief. The words upon the notice were shouting out my name. I still remember how I felt the day the letter came. The beads of sweat rolled down my neck, my heart began to race. Afraid to move a muscle, the blood had...

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There was a madam who had a business in Shire, In the oldest profession, she was for hire, Alas, the tax people came, But she didn’t think the same, Because soon she wanted to retire. She cried, “I have no savings; surely you jest, Even the IRS can’t tax my breasts! I just had them installed! Aren’t you enthralled? I bet you would never...

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