Short Irs Poems

American tax cheat
IRS hot seat...

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two words
the IRS never say –
april fool...

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Tax time is coming
IRS is collecting
Wow--rich gets richer!...

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irs about time
put her in line
she  is one on a kind
can lead us all
she make
the
RIGHT CALLS...

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today i feel low
there's no place to go
you being away
home i won't stay
is give me pain
i just hope
irs
RAIN...

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Up To Your IRS

My exemptions upped;
Ended up being bankrupt;
They were all corrupt.

James Thesarious Hilarious Horn...

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I once was a little bit lax,
Failing to pay my income tax.
There is no need to guess,
I then faced the IRS;
Was sent to prison to relax....

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its a god thing
its everthing
it can stop pain
irs can make a change
you can go insane
its can make you stand
or go blind
the
POWER OF THE MAIND...

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I received a letter from the IRS
According to them, I’ve been overly blessed
No tax return
I’ve come to learn
Will come and go, unpunished, at this address...

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She reported everyone for everything
She called IRS, medical boards and more
On Tuesday she got a ring-a-ding-ding
A misinformed SWAT team broke down her door...

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this you must do
have  a 
mind of our own
irs set the tone
as you go alone
take a chill pill
do the lords will
don't kill
as go  know someone care
BE A WARE...

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rhe world  is confuse
listen to the news
those who  in  charge
there mind  like a rolling barge
its insame
this is no game
this is not sunshine
irs
DANGER TIME...

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There once was a woman  named Roxanne
Who had sex with many a fine man
She charged a big fee
And made them agree
To never disclose the business she ran


For Deb's contest......

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coney island
bay parkway
prospect park
sheepshead bay

place eighty percent 
of my ashes 
where they were once 
most happy

and twenty percent 
mail to the IRS
return receipt 
requested...

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This is the IRS., are you Mister Hale?
Fork over ten grand or you're going to jail!
Will I be rich or arrested?
My phone's scam infested
I've tried bug spray but to no avail

10/30/22...

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Implied That Trump's Character

Implied Trump's character should be simplified,
Which would explain why  he has lied and lied;
To Putin Cower,
Under golden shower,
And us to all of his IRS information be denied.

Jim Horn...

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You have disregarded instructions
Thus claiming improper deductions
Send money by mail
And IF you should fail
Your paycheck will suffer reductions...


“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax” - Albert Einstein
Submitted for: John Freeman’s contest...

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The Holiday Season has come and gone.

   Bank balance for that spree is overdrawn.

      Now I'm feeling mighty glum.

         Since Sam wants a hefty sum,

            The house and my dog I may have to pawn!

Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Tax And Finance Limerick" Contest
(Male)...

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Elon Musk bought Twitter for Trump
As Truth Social was in a slump
But now Elon frets
Trump does not pay debts
A chump in the dump takes a lump

Trump tells us all that he is wise
And we all know Trump never lies
Trump Tax Returns show
What IRS owe
Who could that possibly surprise?...

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RING RING...Hello IRS ... 

What's your take on a dependant child? 
My boys 40, ain't worked in a while! 
I got 8 more kids inside da house,
the boys bride and my second spouse. 

First ran off with a traveling man, 
Raising her kids best I can, 
Calling to ask if this is true? 
Lost my job!... Can I.O.U.?...

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Trump says that the best way to spoil it
Is flush tax returns down the toilet*
But the IRS said
You'll be deep in the red
Fish 'em out and make sure you boil it! 

*  Trump's White House staff report
that Trump had a penchant for
tearing, flushing - and retrieving -
documents from the toilet ...

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RING RING...Hello IRS ... 

What's your take on a dependant child? 
My boys 40, ain't worked in a while! 
I got 8 more kids inside da house,
the boys bride and my second spouse.

First ran off with a traveling man, 
Raising her kids best I can, 
Calling to ask if this is true? 
Lost my job!... Can I.O.U.?...

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RING RING...Hello IRS ... 

What's your take on a dependant child? 
My boys 40, ain't worked in a while! 
I got 8 more kids inside da house,
the boys bride and my second spouse.

First ran off with a traveling man, 
Raised her kids, best I can 
Calling to ask if this is true? 
Lost my job!..... Can I.O.U.?...

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It’s coming, that time of the year,
to do up my taxes, I fear.
I shake with great fright
and toil through the night.
What’s owed is becoming too clear.

I regret the money I’ve spent
on food and the lights and the rent.
My cat needs a job;
a bank I may rob.
‘Twill do me no good to dissent.

Female - garnet...

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There once was a slap happy grifter
Who had his tax bills sent to his sister
His cause it was lame
He just played the game
But, the IRS KNEW this Mister!

This man Jack, he was, world renown
The government thought him a clown
They saw under his “skirt”
NO they did not flirt!
They threw him in jail WAY uptown....

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