Short Irs Poems
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Up To Your IRS
My exemptions upped;
Ended up being bankrupt;
They were all corrupt.
James Thesarious Hilarious Horn
I once was a little bit lax,
Failing to pay my income tax.
There is no need to guess,
I then faced the IRS;
Was sent to prison to relax.
its a god thing
its everthing
it can stop pain
irs can make a change
you can go insane
its can make you stand
or go blind
the
POWER OF THE MAIND
I received a letter from the IRS
According to them, I’ve been overly blessed
No tax return
I’ve come to learn
Will come and go, unpunished, at this address
She reported everyone for everything
She called IRS, medical boards and more
On Tuesday she got a ring-a-ding-ding
A misinformed SWAT team broke down her door
this you must do
have a
mind of our own
irs set the tone
as you go alone
take a chill pill
do the lords will
don't kill
as go know someone care
BE A WARE
rhe world is confuse
listen to the news
those who in charge
there mind like a rolling barge
its insame
this is no game
this is not sunshine
irs
DANGER TIME
There once was a woman named Roxanne
Who had sex with many a fine man
She charged a big fee
And made them agree
To never disclose the business she ran
For Deb's contest...
coney island
bay parkway
prospect park
sheepshead bay
place eighty percent
of my ashes
where they were once
most happy
and twenty percent
mail to the IRS
return receipt
requested
This is the IRS., are you Mister Hale?
Fork over ten grand or you're going to jail!
Will I be rich or arrested?
My phone's scam infested
I've tried bug spray but to no avail
10/30/22
An infant knows its mother
by scent and breath
a mother knows her twins
they only fool themselves
God knows us by the color
of our souls, every shade,
dent and chip --
No one knows us better
than the IRS!
Implied That Trump's Character
Implied Trump's character should be simplified,
Which would explain why he has lied and lied;
To Putin Cower,
Under golden shower,
And us to all of his IRS information be denied.
Jim Horn
You have disregarded instructions
Thus claiming improper deductions
Send money by mail
And IF you should fail
Your paycheck will suffer reductions...
“The hardest thing in the world to understand is income tax” - Albert Einstein
Submitted for: John Freeman’s contest
The Holiday Season has come and gone.
Bank balance for that spree is overdrawn.
Now I'm feeling mighty glum.
Since Sam wants a hefty sum,
The house and my dog I may have to pawn!
Entry for Carolyn Devonshire's "Tax And Finance Limerick" Contest
(Male)
Elon Musk bought Twitter for Trump
As Truth Social was in a slump
But now Elon frets
Trump does not pay debts
A chump in the dump takes a lump
Trump tells us all that he is wise
And we all know Trump never lies
Trump Tax Returns show
What IRS owe
Who could that possibly surprise?
RING RING...Hello IRS ...
What's your take on a dependant child?
My boys 40, ain't worked in a while!
I got 8 more kids inside da house,
the boys bride and my second spouse.
First ran off with a traveling man,
Raising her kids best I can,
Calling to ask if this is true?
Lost my job!... Can I.O.U.?
Trump says that the best way to spoil it
Is flush tax returns down the toilet*
But the IRS said
You'll be deep in the red
Fish 'em out and make sure you boil it!
* Trump's White House staff report
that Trump had a penchant for
tearing, flushing - and retrieving -
documents from the toilet
RING RING...Hello IRS ...
What's your take on a dependant child?
My boys 40, ain't worked in a while!
I got 8 more kids inside da house,
the boys bride and my second spouse.
First ran off with a traveling man,
Raising her kids best I can,
Calling to ask if this is true?
Lost my job!... Can I.O.U.?
RING RING...Hello IRS ...
What's your take on a dependant child?
My boys 40, ain't worked in a while!
I got 8 more kids inside da house,
the boys bride and my second spouse.
First ran off with a traveling man,
Raised her kids, best I can
Calling to ask if this is true?
Lost my job!..... Can I.O.U.?
It’s coming, that time of the year,
to do up my taxes, I fear.
I shake with great fright
and toil through the night.
What’s owed is becoming too clear.
I regret the money I’ve spent
on food and the lights and the rent.
My cat needs a job;
a bank I may rob.
‘Twill do me no good to dissent.
Female - garnet
There once was a slap happy grifter
Who had his tax bills sent to his sister
His cause it was lame
He just played the game
But, the IRS KNEW this Mister!
This man Jack, he was, world renown
The government thought him a clown
They saw under his “skirt”
NO they did not flirt!
They threw him in jail WAY uptown.
Charles
Stubborn, jolly, curious and easy-going
Brother of Jerry, “Big J”
Lover of peanut butter, sunshine and bluegrass music
Who feels lucky, happy and challenged
Who fears current politics, the IRS and death
Who would like to see a return of old time values, religion and friendships
Resident of Bellevue, WA
Sides
The mailman brought notice today
from Service the letter did say
more money you owe
so send us the dough
your taxes past due you must pay.
With Congress in maddening stall
and government shut down appall
I'm seeing bright red
the letter it said
funds needed to build Donald's wall.
December 25, 2018
Hello
Goodbye
IRS you say
Goodbye
We are suspending your Social Security
Goodbye
I WON PUBLISHERS CLEARING HOUSE
I know this is a lie, Goodbye
Your calling me on a recorded line then record this
GOODBYE
This is Linda from your doctor’s office reminding you.............
Goodbye, Crap this one was real
It's that time of year once more.
Let the headache begin.
It's Tax Time
A 4 here and a7 there can drive a person incense
yes you can claim this or no you can't.
Everybody hurrying to do it.
File E or by paper, do you want it now or later.
600 maybe or 8713 sounds great to me.
Oh no here comes the irs.
They Took it all D** it is tax time.