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IRS Business Audit

There was a madam who had a business in Shire, In the oldest profession, she was for hire, Alas, the tax people came, But she didn’t think the same, Because soon she wanted to retire. She cried, “I have no savings; surely you jest, Even the IRS can’t tax my breasts! I just had them installed! Aren’t you enthralled? I bet you would never even guess!” "Madam, even though your 401k, Is in your ample breasts to stay, I can see by your guests, It still generates interest, And for that you’ll have to pay!"

Copyright © | Year Posted 2011




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Date: 2/22/2011 10:43:00 AM
Congratulations Robert on your win 1st Place in Carolyn Devonshire's contest "Taxing Times". Love, Carol
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Date: 2/6/2011 10:48:00 AM
Hi Robert, are you taking a break from writing? Haven't seen any new poems from you in a while. Hope all is well, my friend. Thanks for stopping by and reading my tribute to Bobby Bowden. He's an incredible man! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 2/4/2011 3:55:00 PM
Hi Robert - Congratulations on your WIN in Carolyn's contest! Best wishes, KC
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Date: 2/3/2011 10:33:00 PM
OI! TO YOUR SAVINGS.. ENJOYED READING YOUR WIN~SKAT
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Date: 2/3/2011 4:55:00 PM
Congratulations on the first place win in the contest, Robert
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Date: 2/3/2011 12:01:00 PM
Double top for this marvellous piece Robert. Many congrats on your win in the contest....:)
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Date: 2/3/2011 11:16:00 AM
Congratulations Robert on your poem's honored place at the top. Agape, Moses
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Date: 2/2/2011 10:49:00 PM
this one had great humor. Glad to see you won big with it. Congratulations!
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Date: 2/2/2011 10:28:00 PM
ah! yes the (intrest) well done Robert with this win.
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Date: 2/2/2011 8:51:00 PM
hahaha. Many congratulations for this victory.
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Date: 2/2/2011 6:50:00 PM
funny stuff..How would it be to have the IRS interested in my boobs...lol..congrats on your fine win. BG
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Date: 2/2/2011 6:23:00 PM
Your trio of limericks also describes a bunch of madames who stroll along Pacific Avenue in Atlantic City every night. Congratulations on garnering a number one spot with this entry.
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Date: 2/2/2011 4:06:00 PM
Very funny Robert. congratulations on your big win. Love, Joyce
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Date: 2/2/2011 1:33:00 PM
Congrats on first place, Bob. Well deserved. LOL. Enjoyed. Nice going. Ralph
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Date: 2/2/2011 12:48:00 PM
very funny entry , congrats on your first place win in the contest
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Date: 2/2/2011 12:40:00 PM
You really have an incredible sense of humor, Robert, and I laughed so hard reading this poem. (I'm sure her breasts were "generating interest".) Congratulations on your first-place win. The competition was very strong, so take pride in your accomplishment! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/31/2011 5:09:00 PM
I've been reading some very funny entries for the contest but I must say this is the best one yet Robert! Good luck, Diane
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Date: 1/31/2011 2:07:00 PM
Very hilarious and witty write, Robert
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Date: 1/31/2011 9:32:00 AM
LOL! Great one, Robert! Funny!! Always, Annalise
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Date: 1/31/2011 3:51:00 AM
Robert, I love the middle one hehe, quite a witty lot you have here and I am not talking about her breasts ;)
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Date: 1/30/2011 11:45:00 PM
Oh this is just brilliant Robert, will not wish you luck in the contest, you certainly do not need it with this awesome entry. Harry P.S good luck anyway!
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Date: 1/30/2011 10:00:00 PM
hahaha, and the last limerick is "priceless!" Luv, Andrea
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Date: 1/30/2011 8:11:00 PM
:) And the great limerick writer steps forth. Thanks for supporting my contest, Robert! Love, Carolyn
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Date: 1/30/2011 6:56:00 PM
Wonderful theme for the contest on taxing times, Robert
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Date: 1/30/2011 6:09:00 PM
Very funny! Good stuff - the poem, I mean. Joe
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