Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003
I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead.
Trump A Famious Ignoramus
Not only did we found Trump to be famous,
Has been both ignorant and an ignoramus;
Tells tall tail,
Without fail;
Public disgrace because he is promiscuious.
Jim Horn
Musings of an Ignoramus
Why wake up from this slumber
-Slumber in my ignorance,
And give up my bliss?
Why sit up and strain my lumbar,
Study hard to forfeit this empty arrogance,
And give up this peace?
Why pore through countless pages?
Why seek knowledge?
What type? Every type
Why read books of all ages?
Why waste time in college?
Need for education, an empty hype?
Knowledge, what can it bring?
Of the future, a peek?
A better life, for sure?
To life, added zing?
A tomorrow, not so bleak?
These, can any assure?
Listen!
Why speak and be heard?
Why write and be read
Why work until from sweat, I glisten?
Why not live free like a bird?
Why lead, why not be led?
Why wake up from this slumber?
Slumber in my ignorance
My ignorance, my bliss.
I neva envsagd dat I wil enta dis knd of mess
wat I dtest most in lif now covas me wit hs dress
No notin abt drug traffikin , yt I ws accuzd
Is it a crime 2 help a frnd in ned?dis made me confuzd
wen d content of d bag ws opend I felt djectd
Ignoranc is nt an excuz,all my appeals wer rjectd.
*No--know ;neva--never ;envsagd--envisaged
enta--enter ;dat--that ;dis---this ;knd---kind
covas--covers ;wat--what ;lif---life ;wit---with
hs--his ;2--to ;abt---about ;traffikin--trafficking
yt--yet ;ned---need ;frnd---friend ;confuzd---confused
wen--when ; d--the ;opend--opened ;djectd--dejected
Ignranc--ignorance ;nt--not; excuz--excuse;wer--were
rjectd---rejected
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