Best Ignoramus Poems

When everyone goes east, he heads west
to him, every dialogue is a contest
comes into an interaction as the biggest
then leaves agonisingly as the lowest.
When he speaks, you know he is half-honest
even though he truly knows, but not near the best.


He always end up lost in...

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Musings of an Ignoramus

Why wake up from this slumber
-Slumber in my ignorance,
And give up my bliss?

Why sit up and strain my lumbar,
Study hard to forfeit this empty arrogance,
And give up this peace?

Why pore through countless pages?
Why seek knowledge?
What type? Every type

Why read books of all...

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I neva envsagd dat I wil enta dis knd of mess
wat I dtest most in lif now covas me wit hs dress

No  notin  abt drug traffikin , yt I  ws  accuzd
Is it a crime 2 help a frnd in ned?dis made...

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Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana  
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003

I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit...

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Mwizi! Mwizi! Mwizi!
Shika uyooooo
2am habitual
I toss my sheets stand by the window
They all speak at once
''Achomweee....''
I wear my walkies and switch my lights

I scrunch my nose
Freezing outside
Ni nani?
My anxiety grows
I join the mob
Fury is forehead engraved
Rusty smells of pangas and rakes and jembes 
Ticklish breeze...

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Trump A Famious Ignoramus 


Not only did we found Trump to be famous,
Has been both ignorant  and an ignoramus;
Tells tall tail,
Without  fail;
Public disgrace because he is promiscuious.

Jim Horn...

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