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Premium Member The Ignoramus: Who Is Not Far From Being a Fool
When everyone goes east, he heads west
to him, every dialogue is a contest
comes into an interaction as the biggest
then leaves agonisingly as the lowest.
When he...

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Categories: ignoramus, funny,
Form: Prose Poetry



Premium Member Cosmos Configurator
When I gaze far off into the night sky
The chaos is not pleasing to the eye.
Seems there was never an overall plan
When the beginning of...

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Categories: ignoramus, fantasy, space, old, star,
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Wishes
(on the basis of Max Ehrmann’s Desiderata)


Be calm, because it's vanity of vanities,
reach harmony taking a truce.
Be generous, despite “in vino veritas” 
all in the...

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Categories: ignoramus,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Hidden Meaning
Nature's grand language

Speaks of harmony and love

Ignoramus Man!







© Demetrios Trifiatis
       30 May 2018...

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Categories: ignoramus, language, life, nature,
Form: Haiku
Premium Member The Ballad of Danny Fine
Not too long ago, back about 1929
Was conceived a boy, name of Danny Fine
Born on a Thursday, 24th of October
A day the stock market turned...

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Categories: ignoramus, father, mother, relationship, son,
Form: Ballad



Premium Member The Poet In His Casket
The Poet in His Casket

Well, look at you lying there!
In your brown suit and gold tie.
How I want to hug you now!
You can't be dead,...

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Categories: ignoramus, angst, death, funeral, i
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member X Continues Marking Many Spots
X Continues Marking Many Spots
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© Odin Roark  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ignoramus, age, innocence, life, poetry,
Form: Prose Poetry
Premium Member Musicianship
Musicianship 
(3 May 2014;  For my son Steven, an ACCOMPLISHED guitarist)

Real musicianship can truly drive you nuts—
There really are no “ifs”, “ands”, or “buts”.
Practice,...

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Categories: ignoramus, education, humor, inspiration, music,
Form: Quatrain
Beyond Compare
Biggest Bra I Ever Saw

It was the biggest one I ever saw

So am writing a memoir about a bra;

To all laws known has an immunity

Based...

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© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ignoramus, fashion, humorous, hyperbole,
Form: Couplet
Premium Member Un-Revelling Rivalry
Un-revelling Rivalry

Who am I to speak of historical rivalry I cannot contest
all the clever myriad truths conjectures and refutations
about the two masters the two foes...

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Categories: ignoramus, art,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member A Satire On Commercials
A Satire on Commercials

I Don’t Need It
But Gimme Two
Written: by Miracle Man
8/2/2017

Commercials are filled with lots of untruths and ploys, 
Using scantily dressed women oozing...

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© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ignoramus, satire,
Form: Couplet
Limericks Iv - Donald Trump
Limericks IV - Donald Trump

The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"

The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back...

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Categories: ignoramus, america, humor, humorous, leadership,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member A Face That Launched a Thousand Ships
A salad a day keeps the doctor away
At least that's what I've always heard
Well so far that's proven to be the case
Doc visits have rarely...

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Categories: ignoramus, memory,
Form: Narrative
Premium Member Shakespeare the Auditor
To tell or not to tell
that is the question.
If it is better 
to take up arms 
against tycoons
siphoning blood
from pension funds
or to endure
the wrath of...

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Categories: ignoramus, funny,
Form: Free verse
Tom's Tidbits
Cinqo De Mayo...When a Brooklyn thug target shoots at a floating jar of Hellman's.

Dutch- Where do they come from?  I've looked at atlases dozens...

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© Tom Bell  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: ignoramus, confusion, funny, imagination, on
Form: Burlesque

Book: Shattered Sighs