Best Ignoramus Poems
Below are the all-time best Ignoramus poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of ignoramus poems written by PoetrySoup members
The Ignoramus: Who Is Not Far From Being a FoolWhen everyone goes east, he heads west
to him, every dialogue is a contest
comes into an interaction as the biggest
then leaves agonisingly as the lowest.
When he...
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Categories:
ignoramus, funny,
Form:
Prose Poetry
Cosmos ConfiguratorWhen I gaze far off into the night sky
The chaos is not pleasing to the eye.
Seems there was never an overall plan
When the beginning of...
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Categories:
ignoramus, fantasy, space, old, star,
Form:
Iambic Pentameter
Wishes(on the basis of Max Ehrmann’s Desiderata)
Be calm, because it's vanity of vanities,
reach harmony taking a truce.
Be generous, despite “in vino veritas”
all in the...
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Categories:
ignoramus,
Form:
Rhyme
Hidden MeaningNature's grand language
Speaks of harmony and love
Ignoramus Man!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
30 May 2018...
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Categories:
ignoramus, language, life, nature,
Form:
Haiku
The Ballad of Danny FineNot too long ago, back about 1929
Was conceived a boy, name of Danny Fine
Born on a Thursday, 24th of October
A day the stock market turned...
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Categories:
ignoramus, father, mother, relationship, son,
Form:
Ballad
The Poet In His CasketThe Poet in His Casket
Well, look at you lying there!
In your brown suit and gold tie.
How I want to hug you now!
You can't be dead,...
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Categories:
ignoramus, angst, death, funeral, i
Form:
Rhyme
Categories:
ignoramus, age, innocence, life, poetry,
Form:
Prose Poetry
MusicianshipMusicianship
(3 May 2014; For my son Steven, an ACCOMPLISHED guitarist)
Real musicianship can truly drive you nuts—
There really are no “ifs”, “ands”, or “buts”.
Practice,...
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Categories:
ignoramus, education, humor, inspiration, music,
Form:
Quatrain
Beyond CompareBiggest Bra I Ever Saw
It was the biggest one I ever saw
So am writing a memoir about a bra;
To all laws known has an immunity
Based...
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Categories:
ignoramus, fashion, humorous, hyperbole,
Form:
Couplet
Un-Revelling RivalryUn-revelling Rivalry
Who am I to speak of historical rivalry I cannot contest
all the clever myriad truths conjectures and refutations
about the two masters the two foes...
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Categories:
ignoramus, art,
Form:
Narrative
A Satire On Commercials
A Satire on Commercials
I Don’t Need It
But Gimme Two
Written: by Miracle Man
8/2/2017
Commercials are filled with lots of untruths and ploys,
Using scantily dressed women oozing...
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Categories:
ignoramus, satire,
Form:
Couplet
Limericks Iv - Donald TrumpLimericks IV - Donald Trump
The Hair Flap
by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition"
The hair flap was truly a scare:
Trump’s bald as a billiard back...
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Categories:
ignoramus, america, humor, humorous, leadership,
Form:
Limerick
A Face That Launched a Thousand ShipsA salad a day keeps the doctor away
At least that's what I've always heard
Well so far that's proven to be the case
Doc visits have rarely...
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Categories:
ignoramus, memory,
Form:
Narrative
Shakespeare the AuditorTo tell or not to tell
that is the question.
If it is better
to take up arms
against tycoons
siphoning blood
from pension funds
or to endure
the wrath of...
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Categories:
ignoramus, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Tom's TidbitsCinqo De Mayo...When a Brooklyn thug target shoots at a floating jar of Hellman's.
Dutch- Where do they come from? I've looked at atlases dozens...
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Categories:
ignoramus, confusion, funny, imagination, on
Form:
Burlesque