Short Ignoramus Poems

Short Ignoramus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ignoramus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ignoramus by length and keyword.


Premium Member Hidden Meaning

Nature's grand language

Speaks of harmony and love

Ignoramus Man!







© Demetrios Trifiatis
       30 May 2018
Form: Haiku


Premium Member presidential fame crumble

Like cookies by legend Amos
This day's for presidents famous
The resident scoop
On such a small group
Makes us like an ignoramus
Form: Limerick

Rich and Famous

Any total ignoramus
Can end up rich and famous,
But riches and celebrity
Often lead to misery.
Contented I have grown
Being poor and little known.
© Mark Setgo  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Mouthful

megaphone bemoan
                                         ignoramus laureate 
                                      soapbox needs a wash






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Form: Senryu

Premium Member Life With T-Rump Xxxi

Who loves this fool ignoramus?
Even Time says t-rump is not famous
He must be a commie
Since he's brought us a tsunami
Of toxins that stem from his anus
Form: Limerick


Trump a Famious Ignoramus

Trump A Famious Ignoramus 


Not only did we found Trump to be famous,
Has been both ignorant  and an ignoramus;
Tells tall tail,
Without  fail;
Public disgrace because he is promiscuious.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Limerick

Premium Member you were a doxy

You were a doxy, her grandson said in surprise
She nodded, a Parisian party girl, that ain’t no lie
Kind of a vampy tramp, said his ignoramus cousin Jim
You will get it all now, Grandma said; I leave nothing to him.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Having It All

If you have knowledge, what do you lack
                                   ~ If you lack knowledge, what do you have  



                   A Corollary

An ignoramus cannot fear Sin
                               ~ nor can he be truly pious
Form: Monoku

Premium Member Galapagos Island Ignoramus Oops Iguana

Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana or Seventh Grade Craziness Written: By Tom Wright 12/12/2003 I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus, The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment, But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard. I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead.
© Tom Wright  Create an image from this poem.

Bust Run

I am not easily embarrassed
But one day I was being harassed,
for breast feeding my child on the bus.
The ignoramus caused such a fuss.
I flustered and jumped off in a huff.

On entering a shopping mall,
I noticed the shoppers stall,
while passing myself and baby Paul.
On glancing down I found
a breast, pointing at the ground.

Oops!

03/07/2016
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member Zen Mode

unconscious minds abound impressing upon us their agenda what can we say to these ignoramus for they are but dead men walking who in timeless time will awake we trauma bond not but simply smile sharing our love and compassion respecting their soul journey in fierce winds of duality for we too once stood where they are now 25-April-2023

Education

She bears the name of learning
Hungry men can still be hungry
Yet, she is wooed by them all!

She steps into the life
Of the whole community
Like a warrior
She batters castles of ignoramus.

Our blood gush out for cure –
Where are our true feelings?
Where are the peace and joy
For which the folk fight?

The garment is off!
The carcass is full of knowing
He prides in a humbled woman!
© Canny Amah  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Sonnet

World

World
Of a Great truth the world is Sweet,
Shaking hands with those that got Understanding
Smiling and Mocking the Ignoramus.

Of 'ts fate the World satisfy all;
For her beauty,structure and tautology beckons
for Salvo.

Of a truth the World is large and full of gesture;
It waters the learner
And brings to Vertex of ones discovery.
                                                                    09/04/2003(9:30pm)
Form: Fibonacci

The Myth of Mona Lisa

Ignoramus in art, you'll say of me.
I've tried hard, but still 
can't see

that Mona Lisa's mystic smile
known to bewitch folks 
even from a mile!

Seems she parts her lips daintily
to let a hiccup out 
gracefully

or a vulgar burp, hyperacidity,
or hide nicotinic teeth 
artfully.

None in her mouth's coy symmetry
remotely resembles 
a mystery.

Could it be dental deformity?
Y'see I took up ortho-
dentistry.

Mona Lisa Myth

Ignoramus in art, you'll say of me.
I've tried real hard, but now I still can't see
that Mona Lisa's mythic, mystic smile,
known to bewitch folks even from a mile!


Seems to me she parts her lips daintily
to let out a half hiccup gracefully
or a vulgar burp, hyperacidity,
or hide nicotinic teeth artfully!


Nothing there in her mouth's coy symmetry
remotely resembles a mystery.
Maybe she's got dental deformity.
Y'see, I took up ortho-dentistry !
Form: Rhyme

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