Short Ignoramus Poems
Short Ignoramus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ignoramus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ignoramus by length and keyword.
They Love the Voters
They love the voters
For oft the ignoramus
Fails to use his brain...
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Categories:
ignoramus, africa,
Form:
Senryu
Hidden Meaning
Nature's grand language
Speaks of harmony and love
Ignoramus Man!
© Demetrios Trifiatis
30 May 2018...
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Categories:
ignoramus, language, life, nature,
Form:
Haiku
presidential fame crumble
Like cookies by legend Amos
This day's for presidents famous
The resident scoop
On such a small group
Makes us like an ignoramus...
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Categories:
ignoramus, holiday, inspiration, presidents day, sorrow,
Form:
Limerick
Rich and Famous
Any total ignoramus
Can end up rich and famous,
But riches and celebrity
Often lead to misery.
Contented I have grown
Being poor and little known....
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Categories:
ignoramus, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
Mouthful
megaphone bemoan
ignoramus laureate
soapbox needs a wash
***...
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Categories:
ignoramus, anti bullying,
Form:
Senryu
Life With T-Rump Xxxi
Who loves this fool ignoramus?
Even Time says t-rump is not famous
He must be a commie
Since he's brought us a tsunami
Of toxins that stem from his anus...
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Categories:
ignoramus, bullying,
Form:
Limerick
Trump a Famious Ignoramus
Trump A Famious Ignoramus
Not only did we found Trump to be famous,
Has been both ignorant and an ignoramus;
Tells tall tail,
Without fail;
Public disgrace because he is promiscuious.
Jim Horn...
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Categories:
ignoramus, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
you were a doxy
You were a doxy, her grandson said in surprise
She nodded, a Parisian party girl, that ain’t no lie
Kind of a vampy tramp, said his ignoramus cousin Jim
You will get it all now, Grandma said; I leave nothing to him....
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Categories:
ignoramus, grandmother,
Form:
Rhyme
Having It All
If you have knowledge, what do you lack
~ If you lack knowledge, what do you have
A Corollary
An ignoramus cannot fear Sin
~ nor can he be truly pious...
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Categories:
ignoramus, philosophy, psychological,
Form:
Monoku
Galapagos Island Ignoramus Oops Iguana
Galapagos Island Ignoramus, (oops) Iguana
or
Seventh Grade Craziness
Written: By Tom Wright
12/12/2003
I didn’t mind being called an ignoramus,
The class was divided; about half thought it was a compliment,
But I knew she was calling me some sort of big lizard.
I was happy that it wasn’t dimwit or blockhead.
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Categories:
ignoramus, funny,
Form:
Free verse
Bust Run
I am not easily embarrassed
But one day I was being harassed,
for breast feeding my child on the bus.
The ignoramus caused such a fuss.
I flustered and jumped off in a huff.
On entering a shopping mall,
I noticed the shoppers stall,
while passing myself and baby Paul.
On glancing down I found
a breast, pointing at the ground.
Oops!
03/07/2016...
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Categories:
ignoramus, anti bullying, bullying, caregiving,
Form:
Rhyme
Zen Mode
unconscious minds abound
impressing upon us their agenda
what can we say to these ignoramus
for they are but dead men walking
who in timeless time will awake
we trauma bond not but simply smile
sharing our love and compassion
respecting their soul journey
in fierce winds of duality
for we too once stood
where they are now
25-April-2023...
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Categories:
ignoramus, spiritual,
Form:
Free verse
Education
She bears the name of learning
Hungry men can still be hungry
Yet, she is wooed by them all!
She steps into the life
Of the whole community
Like a warrior
She batters castles of ignoramus.
Our blood gush out for cure –
Where are our true feelings?
Where are the peace and joy
For which the folk fight?
The garment is off!
The carcass is full of knowing
He prides in a humbled woman!...
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Categories:
ignoramus, parody
Form:
Sonnet
World
World
Of a Great truth the world is Sweet,
Shaking hands with those that got Understanding
Smiling and Mocking the Ignoramus.
Of 'ts fate the World satisfy all;
For her beauty,structure and tautology beckons
for Salvo.
Of a truth the World is large and full of gesture;
It waters the learner
And brings to Vertex of ones discovery.
09/04/2003(9:30pm)...
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Categories:
ignoramus, happinessworld, truth,
Form:
Fibonacci
The Myth of Mona Lisa
Ignoramus in art, you'll say of me.
I've tried hard, but still
can't see
that Mona Lisa's mystic smile
known to bewitch folks
even from a mile!
Seems she parts her lips daintily
to let a hiccup out
gracefully
or a vulgar burp, hyperacidity,
or hide nicotinic teeth
artfully.
None in her mouth's coy symmetry
remotely resembles
a mystery.
Could it be dental deformity?
Y'see I took up ortho-
dentistry....
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Categories:
ignoramus, funnymyth,
Form:
Tail-rhyme
Mona Lisa Myth
Ignoramus in art, you'll say of me.
I've tried real hard, but now I still can't see
that Mona Lisa's mythic, mystic smile,
known to bewitch folks even from a mile!
Seems to me she parts her lips daintily
to let out a half hiccup gracefully
or a vulgar burp, hyperacidity,
or hide nicotinic teeth artfully!
Nothing there in her mouth's coy symmetry
remotely resembles a mystery.
Maybe she's got dental deformity.
Y'see, I took up ortho-dentistry !...
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Categories:
ignoramus, funnymyth,
Form:
Rhyme