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Hose Poems - Poems about Hose

Premium Member Me With Hose VS Squirrel
Have planted a lovely garden this year, that I totally revere and hold dear; but a squirrel likes it too, he licks off the summer dew ... so, I wait each morn' . . . for him to appear !...

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Categories: hose, summer,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Date With the Moon
The sound of a cow peeing is the wettest sound, let go like a bucket slush on a barn slab or so my grandfather used to say. When my son comes home I hear his fire hose upstairs and remember how it was to decompress so quickly. Grandad once came out of the men’s room shaking his head, and when I asked why, he...

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Categories: hose, age, body, humor,
Form: Couplet



Shameful Neglect and Ignorance
Sheer stupidity, human neglect... Wash car on the sidewalk and with water hose, a complete waste... !...

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Categories: hose, allusion, appreciation, extended metaphor,
Form: Senryu
Had a Very Tiny Hose
Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a very tiny hose but if you gentle rub it suddenly the small thing grows All of the other reindeer used to laugh and sometimes boast all of the other reindeer used rub it in his nose And that's why poor old Rudolph had a very shinny nose all of the other...

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Categories: hose, christmas, parody, rude,
Form: Rhyme
Chose Clothes To Match Her Hose
Chose Clothes To Match Her Hose Had to make a final decision so she chose, A color which was contained in all clothes; Had been bright; Glowed in night; Knows that they will match with her hose. Jim Horn...

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Categories: hose, allegory, analogy,
Form: Limerick



Premium Member Poor Sam Hose
Poor Sam Hose was tied to tree Soaked in kerosene, lit a thousand degrees His flesh roasting, the mob sliced off pieces Laughing at his screams for mercy from Jesus They took his manhood, fingers and ears Poor Sam Hose was a souvenir...

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Categories: hose, black african american, evil,
Form: Verse
Premium Member Can I Speak To Wilford Please
Oh, no, crumb. It’s the adult again. Dare I ask for a grandchild? I don’t really want to speak to anyone else. Would it be rude? Who cares? Can I please speak to Wilford? Mom, Wilford is only 7 months old. I know, but I want to hear that baby gurgle today. I need it. Oh, good grief. We’ll Face time you in 20. The next...

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Categories: hose, 3rd grade, 4th grade,
Form: Free verse
Those Hose
There was a girl in seventh grade Who let the top show on her hose I was just fascinated to see I didn't even know I liked those! About that time was when I heard "Is that right Pat?", from my teacher I tore away my gaze to see I had become, the main feature! Out of the corner of my eye "Legs" moved,...

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Categories: hose, emotions, feelings, humor, perspective,
Form: Rhyme
Garden Hose
Walking on grassy ground tripped on a garden hose awoke from sleep a greyhound when the water jet hit its nose in a flash I sprang from the ground the greyhound close at my paws ran even faster than sound to make it to the entrance hole hissing at the weeping hound went to tackle the turkey in the bowl First Place: Regina McIntosh-Pet Rhyme-10/10/19...

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Categories: hose, cat,
Form: Rhyme
To T Hose Who Don'T Believe In God
To Those Who Don’t Believe In God… To those who don’t believe in God… I’ve a question for you! Have you taken the time to think of all he’s done for you? You can say “I don’t believe in God,” if you want to. But this doesn’t change the fact of how much he loves you! You can...

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Categories: hose, faith, god, jesus, lost
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Limerick: Once Steppes Chief Mongol In a Loose Hose
Limerick: Once Steppes Chief Mongol in a loose hose Once Steppes Chief Mongol in a loose hose Tried to jump Great Wall with horse and Rose Horse kicked hole in hose goal Chief bored hole in the Wall Guess who licked Rose red-in-the-nose? © T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013 MERRY XMAS to ALL Soupers !...

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Categories: hose, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Kids and Water Hose
in the block its none stop all day play its hot the in the cox to kept cool and kid from the blues this is what goes the KIDS AND WATER HOSE...

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Categories: hose, desire, growing up,
Form: Light Verse
Panty Hose and Pillows
PANTYHOSE AND PILLOWS I RECALL A PILLOW CASE AND LATER PUTTING PANTY-HOSE OVER MY HEAD IF MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY I THINK THEY WERE BRIGHT RED I WAS STROLLING DOWN A SIDE STREET WITH A HOME TO PICK BECAUSE A JUNKIE DOES THAT WHICH HE MUST WHE HE BECOMES DOPE-SICK SO I CONTINUE WALKING AND AMBLING DOWN THE...

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Categories: hose, angst
Form: Quintain (English)
Panty Hose and Pillows By Poetry
PANTYHOSE AND PILLOWS I RECALL A PILLOW CASE AND PUTTING PANTY-HOSE OVER MY HEAD IF MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY I THINK THEY WERE BRIGHT RED I WAS STROLLING DOWN A SIDE STREET WITH A HOME TO PICK BECAUSE A JUNKIE DOES THAT WHICH HE MUST WHENEVER HE BECOMES DOPE-SICK SO I CONTINUE WALKING AND AMBLING DOWN THE STREET...

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Categories: hose, life
Form: Quintain (English)
Unwinding the Hose
butterflies flight broke... living room’s filled with stale smoke pink elephants would choke...

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Categories: hose, allegory
Form: Senryu

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