Hose Poems - Poems about Hose

...I: Lost In England Poling, Patching Nether Wallop Matching Tye And Droop Plumpton, Lickfold Puddletown Westward Ho! And Throop. New Invention Mudford Sock Wetwood, Wetwang H......Read More

...silently wailing analogy to Moby Dick regarding how yesterdays prurient laced introductions to rhyme in retrospect embarrassingly blows. Herewith to enliven anecdote ever further, I inject ......Read More

..."But loads of mommies love to 69." -- with the long hose the pool boy a punster * * * Each Mother's Day we honor tubes untied -- which yet on someone horny full relied. * *......Read More

...Winds will cease their sloppy blows And the sky will spray its hose Inside my heart remains warm Inside I see a new storm Children will play in their yards And I with my broken shards Inside ......Read More

...He was worth more dead than alive Told himself they’d survive He didn’t think it was sin To violate one of the Top Ten Thou shalt not kill included himself It was in the dusty Bible there o......Read More

...First it made me curious Then it turned to furious That men disguised as women Could claim they were victorious For in our youth the teams we chose Did not measure length of hose Some girls w......Read More

...The dry cracked earth moan under its crust while the languishing trees hold firmly beneath its grit absorbing little moisture within its root sending memory of hard time way back to its youth. The gr......Read More

...An angel proacting as a contradiction to Spawn, Hatches plans to murder the Spawn and bring in a new dawn; The hatred turned into a romance, ironically, Killed, many a hellspawn, so very sardonic......Read More

...thoughts, willy-nilly, drift out of mind restless in the muddle of entanglements things twisted like my garden watering hose that weeps the earth to life a bold green pushed to fruition t......Read More

...It happening again I see it Even with me eyes closed I talking about my sister Brenda you know. I wanted it many times. Jerry first than mom. The shortness of breath. That feeling of w......Read More

...There is something life-giving When it starts to rain Refreshing flora and fauna Calming to mind and brain The soft pitter-patter As it waters everywhere No sign of a garden hose Or watering c......Read More

...I have a unique talent everyone knows I can balance cheerios on my middle toes On both feet, and sometimes off of my nose If I dunk them in chocolate and one of them glows. Thousands want this ......Read More

...while saying prose would propose we should be using proper pose used by the Pro's when we suppose nose knows always looks great when it glows wherever it goes when those knows when she sews......Read More

...Once is never enough when it comes to: Setting the alarm, Making the bed, Feeding the cat, Or doing the dishes. Once is never enough when it comes to: Choosing the wrong thing to eat Closin......Read More

...'Twas an unpleasant night for Santa Claus When discovered he had pooped his drawers From a rooftop he fell Spread around was the smell When he frightfully landed on all fours Poor Sant......Read More