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Best Hose Poems

Below are the all-time best Hose poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of hose poems written by PoetrySoup members


Premium Member Pretty Shoes and Cracked Feet
Once I'm gone 
I'll only be remembered a small while
I'm a tiny tick on a large dial
The words I breathe will stretch about a mile
Even...

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Categories: hose, angst, body, conflict, freedom, growth,
Form: Rhyme



8 Mile Style
8MILE8MILE    .     .     .     .     ....

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Categories: hose, career, humor, music, rap, silly, song,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Both Sides for Me
The look of pity on the saleswoman's face said it all
my paint spattered clothing, however the jeans fit
just didn't have that panache, chic pizazz, tongue...

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Categories: hose, absence, adventure, dream, fun, growing up,
Form: Quatrain
The Private Lives of Those I've Loved
The hutch 
like everything else in this house is
crooked.  A slanting hardwood floor 
and the burnished ends 
of an ancient table. 

An ever rounding...

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Categories: hose, family, people, places, house, house,
Form: I do not know?
THE VANISHING ORGAN
Sam Ebenezer
a sad ol' geezer
was lamenting his shrinkage of late:
my worthless ding-a-ling
is a bell without ring
my manhood in diminishing state
 
From whence I salute
is thin...

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Categories: hose, funny, lost, lost,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member My lunar Cycle
By the early years of that ancient decade, the 70's,
I'd tired of my obstreperous tomboyish games: 
kickball with the neighbor kids, sledding in the winter,...

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Categories: hose, life,
Form: Free verse
We are all strippers on a stage
We are all strippers on a stage
choreographed of broken dreams.
Our materialistic schemes
drown values in whiskey bottles.


We are all strippers on a stage
who put down our...

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Categories: hose, introspection, life, philosophy
Form: Quatern
Premium Member Poor Circus Clown
Obadiah Slim, poor Circus Clown,
Always so sad, when the show came to town.
Wide painted smile and ruddy red nose,
Soaked to the skin by a rogue...

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© Kevin Shaw  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: hose, desire, happiness, identity, loneliness, smile,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member VICTIM OR VICTOR
Vicious lies you spread around the village about me
I am unable to defend myself 
Can you live with what you have done
There are those who...

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Categories: hose, absence, betrayal, love,
Form: Acrostic
obese
Now, I am not a huge man

I'm not large by any means

In fact it is surprising

I still wear normal jeans

My pants don't have elastics

I still...

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Categories: hose, age, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Distraction
I meant to do my work today
Instead I spied a nest among the maple leaves
 where birds were singing in the trees
   and...

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Categories: hose, happiness, me,
Form: Free verse
A Casual Exchange
“Oh Edgar, look at those poor slaves, traipsing after His All Important, High and Mighty, Landlord.”
	“I wish I was a slave.”
	“Hush your mouth Edgar. Don’t...

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Categories: hose, humorous, poverty, slavery,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Painting The House
Summer’s winding down, it’s chillier with the new born morning dew.
So I ran out to finish painting my house, before caught in winter’s Noose.
Yeah! I...

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Categories: hose, fantasy, fun, happy, humor, humorous, imagination,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member The Melting Pot
The humid air sweats streaming curls down the toddler’s flush cheeks like Fusilli hot from the stove. The golden ringlets cling to her forehead, bouncing...

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Categories: hose, childhood,
Form: Prose
Premium Member passionku
you are watching
paying attention
is that how it is done

start with a kiss
working your way down
will her screams fill the air

in a dark room
seeing with your...

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Categories: hose, desire, fun, sexy,
Form: Questionku
Premium Member Burning Daylight
I’m burning daylight on a warm spring day,
Admiring in the park a bright array
Of peonies and pansies when I spy
Pirouetting round them, a butterfly.
How beautiful...

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Categories: hose, fun, sun,
Form: Rondeau
Premium Member Trying To Reach Perfection
You try...and try...then try some more,
     trying to obtain that perfect score.

A perfect spouse...
     a perfect house...
...

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Categories: hose, encouraging, feelings, identity,
Form: I do not know?
Premium Member taliban
T	hose beautiful little girls you tried to kill
A	 s they waited in their school van at the end of the day
L	ive another day to remind...

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Categories: hose, angst, people, places, war,
Form: Acrostic
Premium Member THE MISTRESS OF MIRTH
The mistress of mirth it’s who I am
In reality I am simply Jan 
I’ll try and give you laughs
About my silly gaffes
And entertain as much...

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Categories: hose, humorous,
Form: Limerick
MY PLUMBER
My plumber is here to sort my pipes.
Says he has divorced his wife.
He just showed me his hose.
Then proceeded to propose.
I admit I got the...

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Categories: hose, metaphor, proposal, recovery from,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Ladder Day Saints
The Firemen were ready for their competition, as excitement did abound.
Then in flew Super Dragon, while landing, he mowed his buddies down.
Yep, he had landed...

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Categories: hose, adventure, fantasy, funny, hilarious, humor, humorous,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Joe The Plumber
Joe The Plumber announced he was runnin' fer Congress the other day!
Congratulations, Joe!  You the man!  Fer you I shout, "Hooray!"
Tell 'em like...

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Categories: hose, funny, political,
Form: Rhyme
Hillbilly Frankenstein
She asked him, "Why are you drinking
Before it's 9 am"?
He told her not to worry
She said, "Damn! You're drunk again".

She said that she was tired
Of...

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Categories: hose, funnyme,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Romantic Fool
I beg him for a kiss
As he heads out to the door
I’m crushed by his response
“We’re not teens anymore

It’s been twenty years
Why don’t you act...

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Categories: hose, romance,
Form: Quatrain
Premium Member As the Year Matures
July brings the perfect rose.
In August we take off our clothes.
September we must don our hose,
And summer goes, and summer goes.

October the cool breezes blow.
November...

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Categories: hose, june,
Form: Monorhyme