Best Hose Poems

Coiled up like a garden hose, 
Lying dormant on the basement floor. 
These paints, they run together, 
Greens and Blues, blend forever. 
Your life was wasted as the colors delve: 
into a poem... into a well... 
Into the concrete that's become your home....

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Limerick: Once Steppes Chief Mongol in a loose hose

Once Steppes Chief Mongol in a loose hose
Tried to jump Great Wall with horse and Rose
Horse kicked hole in hose goal
Chief bored hole in the Wall
Guess who licked Rose red-in-the-nose?

© T. Wignesan – Paris, 2013

MERRY XMAS to...

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There was a girl in seventh grade
Who let the top show on her hose
I was just fascinated to see
I didn't even know I liked those!

About that time was when I heard
"Is that right Pat?", from my teacher
I tore away my gaze to see
I had become,...

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Have planted a lovely garden this year, 
that I totally revere and hold dear;
but a squirrel likes it too,
he licks off the summer dew ...
so, I wait each morn' . . .  for him to appear !...

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Walking on grassy ground
tripped on a garden hose
awoke from sleep a greyhound
when the water jet hit its nose
in a flash I sprang from the ground
the greyhound close at my paws
ran even faster than sound
to make it to the entrance hole
hissing at the weeping hound
went to...

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PANTYHOSE AND PILLOWS

I RECALL A PILLOW CASE AND PUTTING PANTY-HOSE OVER MY HEAD
IF MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY I THINK THEY WERE BRIGHT RED
I WAS STROLLING DOWN A SIDE STREET WITH A HOME TO PICK
BECAUSE A JUNKIE DOES THAT WHICH HE MUST WHENEVER HE BECOMES ...

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Barn dancing, taffy pulling, bobing for apples
Enters the girl with the red cotton hose 
Riding in a wagon pulled by horse of gray dappled

Prettiest girl, girl of his dreams, her smile was ample
Asking her for a dance he's so glad he chose
Barn dancing, taffy pulling,...

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in the block
its none stop
all day play
its hot the  in the cox
to kept cool
and kid from the blues
this is what goes
the 
KIDS AND WATER
HOSE...

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(This poem is partially true)

My friend put a radiator hose in his pants and people thought he was well-
endowed.
He seemed to grow over night and women wondered how.
He appeared to have a very big johnson and this was what many women 
believed.
But the ladies raised...

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To Those Who Don’t Believe In God…

To those who don’t believe in God… 
 I’ve a question for you!
Have you taken the time to think of all he’s done for you?

 You can say “I don’t believe in God,” if you want to.
But this doesn’t...

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Poor Sam Hose was tied to tree
Soaked in kerosene, lit a thousand degrees
His flesh roasting, the mob sliced off pieces
Laughing at his screams for mercy from Jesus
They took his manhood, fingers and ears
Poor Sam Hose was a souvenir...

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butterflies flight broke...
living room’s filled with stale smoke
pink elephants would choke...

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PANTYHOSE AND PILLOWS

I RECALL A PILLOW CASE AND LATER PUTTING PANTY-HOSE OVER MY HEAD
IF MEMORY SERVES ME CORRECTLY I THINK THEY WERE BRIGHT RED
I WAS STROLLING DOWN A SIDE STREET WITH A HOME TO PICK
BECAUSE A JUNKIE DOES THAT WHICH HE MUST WHE HE BECOMES...

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The sound of a cow peeing
is the wettest sound, let go

like a bucket slush on a barn slab
or so my grandfather used to

say. When my son comes home
I hear his fire hose upstairs

and remember how it was to
decompress so quickly. Grandad 

once came out of...

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