Short Hose Poems

Comfortable shoes
And forget the panty hose
I am just too old...

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Red, short, and stumpy
Ready to go any time
I'll hook up my hose...

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youthful water game 
first person to get the hose 
becomes the winner...

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white cane thump; thumping
he tries to outrun the rain~
I roll up my hose...

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Stymied voice,
rose,
indicating,
new spirit flows,
thorugh life's hose....

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Here lies her pappy.
He got one of those
Newfangled machines;
Got hung by the hose....

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it's enuff whiskey in this juice
to start a new religion
get the hose, we watering it
down!...

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butterflies flight broke...
living room’s filled with stale smoke
pink elephants would choke...

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guilty as charged

four little boys start a pudding fight guilty sentenced with hose and mops...

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strawberries ripen
tall sunflowers reach the sky
hose pipe ban in force...

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Fireman Jim felt morose and grim
He could not put out a fire
He lost his hose
So Jim foreclosed
As he no longer had the desire...

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once there was a pretty rose,
Wrapped around a garden hose.
Looking absolutely perfect in every way.
Bringing hope to a new day....

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A common Kama Sutra pose
Assumes men have a garden hose
When one is rigid
The woman frigid
And checking which way the wind blows...

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fearless adventurer wearing wings
alights at end of my fingers
i keep my garden hose steady
unknown bird dips low
loving her drinks...

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A serpent disturbed in the grass
Slithered up the hose of a lass
But quick as a flash
It made its last dash
A victim of Isle of Man gas...

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POE-T  DAY

P-otent O-pportunity to E-nergize
T-hose trapped in the D-aily grind
Nevermore A-bolish Y-our devotion

8/22/2018...

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A chocolate split with banana
Amuses the girls in Havana
A little ice cream
Does soothe self-esteem
When missionaries shout, "Hose Anna!"...

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in the block
its none stop
all day play
its hot the  in the cox
to kept cool
and kid from the blues
this is what goes
the 
KIDS AND WATER
HOSE...

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Sheer stupidity,
          human neglect...
          Wash car on the sidewalk
          and with water hose,
          a complete waste... !...

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Charlotte, a grand old lady
Wore elegant hats big and shady
She wore the finest of clothes
And pure silken hose
This was of course in her hay day...

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Nero fiddled, Rome burned
Washington quibbled, Americans learned
   to buy a gun to defend their homes
   and a great big hose for fires that roam...

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Super support stretch panty hose
Hung by the chimney with care
In hopes Santa has received my list
My black hole of wants for that long 
Winter's night.....

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My plumber is here to sort my pipes.
Says he has divorced his wife.
He just showed me his hose.
Then proceeded to propose.
I admit I got the fright of my life....

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Trees begin to sprout their leaves as flowers bloom
The smell of wild honeysuckle fills the air
The smell of water from the hose is welcome
Alas, Spring has come...

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A tiny bug landed on Dumbo's nose
Eyed him warily, then stuck in a rose
   Dumbo brushed it away
   The bug wanted to stay
Dumbo loaded bug spray into 'his hose'...

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