Hangover Poems | Examples

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Premium Member Breakfast with a Hangover

The party's over
You got in bed with the devil
And pulled the covers up over your head
It's a bed of your own making
Now you have to lie in it 
And lie you have and lie you will 
Over and over and over again
You'll toss and turn until morning comes 
And after that sleepless night 
It will finally dawn on you
It's time to wake up and smell the coffee 
To go with your breakfast of crow
Which costs more than you will ever know
And we're all paying the price

RACCOON HANGOVER

DID NOT HAVE A DIME

LIQUOR STORE BREAKDOWN IN A CRIME

BUT WILL DO NO TIME

Premium Member Ode to Beer

O’ fluid friend,—
			 —O’ liquid lover, please
embrace me, soothe my sootheless, stranded soul—,
										       —caress my restless thoughts, and set them still.—
O’ sap of spirit,—  
			   —sweet sip of ambrose!

O’ potent potion,—
			     —O’ magic mixture, daze
me, dazzle me, nuzzle me, numb my frill
fringes	|— 								       —|		      Droll Dame, find me a drooling fool.—
O’ nectar of the night,—
				      —dose me for a doze…

Keep me cohere,nt and comp,osed—‘sxcu,se me—
I’m stumblin’ on your slippy words,(I meant
mine,—ours?)and now you sweep me to the flo,or.
…
O’ fluke of fortune!, wicked whiskey’s woe!,
why wrong you me thus?, morn’s scalding sun askant
breaks blaring through my window,—	 head —  aches   —    …sore.


dyed memory

—Blackout.
                            \ rewind \\ 

9pm,
my messy curls sizzled 
as chemicals
flow down the drain—
              raven,
                              to matte purple.
Each strand a minute
I forced
                   straight 
with smoldering iron.

 >> glitch 

1am,
Hair unraveled 
against the shuddering wall
The taste of heated whiskey 
                                     falt
                                           er  ing
                                                       from our lips
Rusty red smudged 
on neon-lit chins—

He muttered, “Your hair looks better at night.”
I replied—

—Blackout,
(sigh)
                            \ rewind ?

Premium Member A Saturday like no other

i'm in a muppet mood today ~
suffering from a persisting hangover
i woke up silly stuffed and wabbly
goofy looney and scatterbrained
with bulging eyes and a bad hairday
even my voice sounded bizarre



AP: Honorable Mention 2025

Premium Member Hangover - Mar 31, Apr 1

Remember, long ago, enrapt of Venus,
in college, brought to meet by chance,
how, falling into that first, most fateful glance
a straightaway spark flirted between us?

And, too, can you recall the eager shyness?
On the day that turned up next, a thrilling trance
hurled us into an uninhibited expanse
which then crackled with electric newness.

But nowadays, that’s just as far away 
into the forlorn yesteryear as you 
are distant now—and, almost strangers, we’ve
matured apart, growing further every day.
A curse upon wicked fate! who withdrew
her blessing and unraveled our fragile weave!


Premium Member Super Sunday, Hangover Monday

Wow, another Super Bowl Sunday is upon us here,
    While it's treated like a national holiday.
Yet consumption can be measured by all the beer,
    As the gallons are poured while they play.

No matter the victor, there's a residue of pain,
    As the long off-season is cause for withdrawl.
Even though touchdowns may set records to gain,
    They're soon forgotten as the sports world is a crawl.

Now fans do their best to show interest elsewhere,
    However basketball and golf just don't fill the void.
This is where the withdrawl is thick in the air,
    Only to desperately begin searching their I-phone or android.

We mustn't forget another creation in the wake,
    When millions of football widows then flood the streets.
Looking diligently for another interest they can take,
    That won't remind them of shoulder pads or cleats.

So as the build-up to the game slowly comes to pass,
    We should mention the epic commercials that are placed.
As they attempt to ease the pain from fumbles on the grass,
    To all those that lost their bets...and have that bad aftertaste.

Premium Member Halloween Hangover

Unsettling it was
came from where
I did not know,
the jagged claw upon 
my chamber floor

so near the cot
where I nightly lay,
have dreamed so snug
feeling quite secure,

sharpest at the edges

capable of tearing flesh
and bone, my innards
deep

how could this hideous
thing unbeknownst stealthily 
creep -- 

perhaps always near
I shuddered to think

somewhere attached to
my spirit long ago -- a
thought too repugnant 
I did not want to hear it

from my troubled mind
hastened I to clear it

hungrily latched-on to my
soul, I prayed desperately
to be free of it

confronting my 
original abomination --

Sea hangover sans booze


        

            the Sea drinks no booze
           why then It has  hangover
              if  drinks pure  water

The Pub - Different

Enter the pack
With a slap to the back
To the heart of a commonplace place
Leave the charade 
Of your daylong crusade
Here’s the end of the common man’s race

Belly the bar!
You won’t have to look far
For the whistle-whet bright hospitality
Of the bonding of men
As they gather again
To the tipping of top fermentality

When it’s time to go home
You won’t go home alone
For the spirits will fall in behind you
To put you to bed
With a knock on the head …

As the morning will amply remind you!

Tide Hangover

I don't know  why that
          the sea suffers  hangover
          if it  drinks water...!?

Premium Member Green Aftershock


                   When the emerald eyes of Ireland 
                      were clocks ticking in the sky
                   my brain was drowning in the sofa 
                            trashing against a tide
                    Anxiety levels raised like a black 
                 mamba in the grass, her poison set
               a timer running to see how long I'd last
                   As toes started to wiggle the heart  
                  thumped out its beats, memories of 
           that night's gig were, for certain, incomplete
               Eyes had not yet opened to the horror 
               which lay within until the smell of vomit
           found a path from the green waste paper bin
              An ashtray filled with worries sat beside a 
            vase of wilted flowers I removed myself from
              the sofa and sank thirteen shots of powers

Premium Member A Hangover

Betrayal of the heart
cocaine disguised as oxygen, 
controlling your breathing 
slow to grow like an addiction;

Enamored;

Such passion confined, 
exonerated with a touch;   
Wordless I cry out, 
as reality collapses; 

Enraptured;

Tripping on the taste,
in the dark inhibitions fall
for everything enhanced
left strung out with a hangover.

Premium Member Halloween Candy Hangover

 Oh my!
Halloween night
Of fun and spooky fright
Moonlight creating flickering
Shadows

Children
Quite elated
Trick-or-treating with friends 
Who’s creepiest with make-up and
Costumes

Evening
Getting cooler
Night is getting darker
Children walking with bright flashlights
Chilling

Goblins,
Haunted houses,
Black cats, witches on brooms,
Owls hoot, bats silhouette the moon
Eerie!

Carved out
Spooky pumpkins 
Glowing flickering eyes 
Watch out for small ghost and goblins
Door sign

Grumpy
Children to bed 
Sick with crampy  tummies
Halloween candy hangover 
Nightmares


10/17/2015

Premium Member Beer Hangover-Edited

There was once a careful old man called Chanday
who drank beer only on a chosen Sunday
many visits to toilet
never let trousers get wet
without water, couldn’t clear stomach on Monday.

March 30, 2021
Contest : All Yours (Mar 31) 
Sponsor : Brian Strand

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