Ha Ha Poems | Examples

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Who who he he ha ha

The who, who  he, he,
Ha, ha!
She laughed right
In his face
A calm chilled stear
Wore on his face
 who, who he, he
Ha, ha
She rolled on the
Floor
Why you wanna
marry me
WHAT YOU ASK
me for
Who, who he, he
Ha,ha
She continued to
Laugh
I am a fee on me
You come up with the
Other half
Who, who he, he
Ha,ha
She called him a
Joke

Piano on Sum_ bowl
Numb bah 21
26 year old remix

Premium Member ha ha ha yeah hear'z uh muze

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                                       edvard'z chortle
 
                                     i've spoke uv hern
                                            yesterday
                                          yesterweak
                                         yestermonth
                                       yeah you know
                                           yesteryear

                                        hear'z uhfact

                                          all uv hern 
                                          'fore mine
                                              ahora
                        her bulbeyne        excite'd smile                          
                                        shark toophs
                                            anxious 





*yesterweak spell'd with thuh
  astute think   ')

Premium Member Cah Cah, Ha Ha, Look Ma, No Hands

Yellow-Crested White Cockatoo birds
Drew foot-stomp'n rave and applause from nerds
With belief defying tricks
To draw water fountain licks
All neat'n free, with sly-o-foot slap words


Premium Member Ha Ha

Ha Ha 
Miracle Man
11/18/2024

I don't like humor
for it always makes me laugh
thus causing wrinkles.

Premium Member Abuse of power burglary R us Ha ha ha R corruption issued Hondas

Unafraid of corrupt abuse of 
power sharing a bed with 
my abusive ex husband 
Definitely changed my locks 
after the graveyard dirt left 
behind from mafia scum 
corrupt Talisa shaw Alicia 
Hilton jay Townsend Johnson 
Henry Danita delmont oh 
Danny boy or girl agents 
agents left over from my 
abusive ex husband brothals 
obsession to my American 
poetry sending a few old 
hitmen from Gotti degenerate 
crews leaving threats hahaha
Immature laughing seeing 
a murdered woman Gargano 
unsolved Chicago murders 
Ha ha ha R Hondas sadness
rolling with Gargano garbage 
faking their deaths extortion 
of traumatic brain injury claim 
on behalf of my injuries money 
laundering Milwaukee drug smugglers 
stash in order to commit heist 
on disabled Americans and their families

Premium Member Hear, hear - Ha, ha

   No more fear 
     of what I might hear 

   My ears filter out the rot
     'cos my hearing is shot

   I only listen to what I truly desire
     Ha, ha ~ My device has an amplifier


Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha

Unless you are and be not under
any illusion

Everybody knows

That those who decide and make
the rules

Do so for the sole purpose of benefitting
themselves

Otherwise they would rather choose
to play

With the likes of the rest of us

Sadly and quite obviously they are in
not in it for the same reasons as most
of the rest of us to simply partake 

They merely want to win so they can
rub it 

But yet do not possess the ability or skills 
or are as good as they are 1st thought
they are 

So they spoil others fun in the only
way they know how

But constantly changing and making up
the rules from

A lonely solitary safe distance from afar

Ha , Ha. Ha , Ha , Ha

Premium Member Ho-Ho - Ha-Ha


HO-HO yelled plump Santa as he walked downtown-
HA-HA yelled the kids when stuffed belly fell down!


November 17, 2021

Premium Member Ha-Ha

ha-ha, my brother,
joined
the club,

with a tilted back,
and wheelies
popped,
from a
mo-bile chair.*

ha-ha’s
looking for-
the morning news,
his glasses,
a snooze…

a giant donut
to eat,
to sit upon-
so sweet.

ha-ha  rides
his giant lab
to
the toilet seat.

ha-ha
laughs last
at
me-

his sister joined
this club
initially.

he laughs!
he laughs!
hee hee…
ho ho…

think i’ll poke
him in the eye…

where…are my…glasses?

the joke
died 
before
I found 
my 
sight.

truth is
ha-ha’s
fit

as a fiddle

fabulous

on
a winning
streak

truth is
i love this old
knucklehead,

laughing hyena,
my nemesis,
my protégé.

ha-ha’s a riot-
i’m clutching
my gut.

it’s his birthday
…ha-ha
tag…

you’re sixty!
Happy Birthday, Bro!

9/16/2021

*He is not in a wheelchair nor bent over, just said in jest. Forgive me, if you, yourself have any of these conditions. Love you all <3

Covid Says Remain Are Stupid Ha Ha

It's been confirmed by Covid 
Remain voters are stupid 

We've vaccinated more 
than Germany + France 
will be first up out the door 
whilst they're in underpants

He Hearty Ha Ha

One time I was drinking whiskey
When the wife was feeling Frisky
But Frisky cut loose
The wife got a goose
Can't say no more cuz its risqué

Premium Member Ha Ha Ha

Let us Look on the bright side of life,
Realizing we never get to live life twice,

Remembering that eternal life extends from our life here.
Let us live our lives with lots of love; without fake, fret, or fear,

Giving all we can give to everyone we can, especially to those we hold dear.
Let us live and laugh more than a little without regret, spreading lots of cheer.

040620PoSpCtest, '6 Lines of Cheerful Ryhme', Line Gauthier

Premium Member Jack-O'-Lantern's Grin -- Bwa-Ha-Ha

As scary as an angry pit bull's bark
Jack-o'-lantern's grin's aflame in the dark
   You'd better not shout
   You'd better watch out
I've a pumpkin who takes walks in the park...



                October 17, 2019
      Syllable count -- 10, 10, 5, 5, 10
  Checked on Poetry Soup's Syllable Counter
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Premium Member Ha Ha Ha

Ha ha ha, you and me, little brown jug how I love thee
I'm plastered out of my mind and can't see me
Gotta lay off that stuff
Running round in the buff
Perhaps next time I should pee behind a tree

Not Ha Ha Funny


My friends call me gay,
not ha ha funny
My enemies call me *****,
they say I dress
like an androdyous honey
My mama with tough love,
tells me:
I’m living a sinful lifestyle
My daddy growls and disavows:
says I’m his biological son,
but not his spiritual child
Nothing is ha ha funny
about this situation at all
Mixed emotions got me
on a Bunson burn
Beaker of roiling XY chromsomes
and testosterone hormones
Homosexual agony
is tormenting me
Desires I feel for another man;
attraction so strong, so womanly
God said those feelings ain’t natural,
and shouldn’t be inside of me tempting
Not one safe place to breathe
in this heterosexual society
I got man-sized hands
and a feminine weighted heart
But, do you wanna know 
the real funny part
I’ll give you a good 
Pagliacci laughing head start
My partner likes to dress up 
as a man
Likes to wear custom fabric pants
Drapes himself in the dark cloak
of a masculine life
But says he can only be himself
when he’s around me,
and away from his wife
Ha ha ... funny story, don’t you think — 
I think not!

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