Short Ha Ha Poems
Short Ha Ha Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ha Ha by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ha Ha by length and keyword.
HO-HO yelled plump Santa as he walked downtown-
HA-HA yelled the kids when stuffed belly fell down!
November 17, 2021
Ha Ha
Miracle Man
11/18/2024
I don't like humor
for it always makes me laugh
thus causing wrinkles.
One time I was drinking whiskey
When the wife was feeling Frisky
But Frisky cut loose
The wife got a goose
Can't say no more cuz its risqué
Your love gives, it takes
burdened smiles and crystal flakes
fall from pained eye
and then a lie
slips from your lips
into a hush
heart crush
jibbidy doo
Form:
H ate
A imed
T owards
E veryone
R eceiving
S omething
G ood
O ften
A ngry
W anting
A nything
Y ou
H ave
A nd
H ad
A nd
H ow
A nnoying
It's been confirmed by Covid
Remain voters are stupid
We've vaccinated more
than Germany + France
will be first up out the door
whilst they're in underpants
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Yellow-Crested White Cockatoo birds
Drew foot-stomp'n rave and applause from nerds
With belief defying tricks
To draw water fountain licks
All neat'n free, with sly-o-foot slap words
No more fear
of what I might hear
My ears filter out the rot
'cos my hearing is shot
I only listen to what I truly desire
Ha, ha ~ My device has an amplifier
Ha ha ha, you and me, little brown jug how I love thee
I'm plastered out of my mind and can't see me
Gotta lay off that stuff
Running round in the buff
Perhaps next time I should pee behind a tree
sunny and warm
clouds invade
rain starts to fall
it pours
thunder cracks
broken branches tap against the glass
the noise is so irritating
it makes want to kick some......butt?
is this a suckish rhyme or what?
Alesha is my name and a real cutie
I work all day you can say I’m on duty
I won't brag or bluff
but to stay on top of my game is a must
Alesha is my name and i write from my heart
my pen dances on paper you can say it's my art
Form:
THERE ONCE WAS A DOG
WHO SAT ON A LOG
HE LOVED TO PLAY IN THE GASS
SWIM IN THE OCEAN AND CATCH BIG BASS
WENT BACK TO THE LOG WITH THAT BIG BASS
STRETCHED OUT AND STARTED EATING THE BSS
AS HE LAID STRETCHED( AND FULL ) OUT ON THE GRASS
THERE WAS NOTHING BUT LEFT OVERS OF THAT BASS
SPREAD OUT ALL OVER THAT GRASS
Form:
As scary as an angry pit bull's bark
Jack-o'-lantern's grin's aflame in the dark
You'd better not shout
You'd better watch out
I've a pumpkin who takes walks in the park...
October 17, 2019
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The who, who he, he,
Ha, ha!
She laughed right
In his face
A calm chilled stear
Wore on his face
who, who he, he
Ha, ha
She rolled on the
Floor
Why you wanna
marry me
WHAT YOU ASK
me for
Who, who he, he
Ha,ha
She continued to
Laugh
I am a fee on me
You come up with the
Other half
Who, who he, he
Ha,ha
She called him a
Joke
Piano on Sum_ bowl
Numb bah 21
26 year old remix
I THOUGHT YOU NEVER ASKED
This morning the taste of mint and chocolate
Upon my tongue
My exposed nipples under my silky gown
you whisper words in my ear
that I never heard before
I sigh! with admiration as I tiptoe
to reach for your kiss
I put my arms around your neck
You whispered softly
Make me hard with your eyes
Be my dark surprise
Ha! Ha!
Why the laughter?
Babe! it my way of saying yes!
Oh! yes! oh yes
and more
Let us Look on the bright side of life,
Realizing we never get to live life twice,
Remembering that eternal life extends from our life here.
Let us live our lives with lots of love; without fake, fret, or fear,
Giving all we can give to everyone we can, especially to those we hold dear.
Let us live and laugh more than a little without regret, spreading lots of cheer.
040620PoSpCtest, '6 Lines of Cheerful Ryhme', Line Gauthier
Blessed be the name of Lord Ha-Ha.
I worship at the altar of Ha-Ha.
In his blood I am washed.
In his raiment I am clothed.
In his breastplate I will conquer
And in his name I will trust.
The honor of his blessing I will seek.
The grace of his presence I will covet.
He leads me to channel 60
He splitteth my sides.
My cups runneth over with mammary juice.
The fruit of his womb is as ambrosia
And I will dwell in the house of Ha-Ha forever.