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Oodles of Google Doodles

Oodles Of Google Doodles...

visually delicious as  germane strudels
the following cooked years ago
courtesy me noggin awash with noodles.

Yours truly crafted remaining poem
around 27th July 2018
idea arose within me cerebral dome.

...As poetic theme came to mind
     in a Serge without a waiver
thus, I took a virtual Page
     from Google LLC to slaver
with little effort
     in an acceptable
     rhyming rant and raver
about said American

     multinational technology company
     that rode dot com bubble,
     where other startups did quaver
specializing in Internet-
     related services and products

     rolled out amidst
     much fanfare palaver
though odd, how such an obvious
     idea hit me like figurative brick
over thine noggin

     upon instantaneously espying
     Lyudmila Vladimirovna Rudenko
     Soviet chess player, and second
     women's world chess champion,
     from 1950 until 1953
     when bitta bing bitta
     chitty chitty bang bang
     that eureka momenta did click

mental wheels and cogs
     as if...an oil derrick
hit a mother lode, thence subsequently
     inducing automatic flick
     as latest feted persona grata
     gets done up in bold face and/or Italic,
nonetheless a commendable
     spontaneous fantastic burst

     of inspirational magic
commensurate with mine
     modest prolific quixotic
of course, I WON'T applaud
     idea de jure as terrific
and puzzle over, how such "a ha"
brilliant idea did not occur to this -

     Ok la home ma sooner
     ushering world wide
    webbed trumped "FAKE"brouhaha
sooner to the mind
     of this humble caca
Louie, who admittedly
     feels tidy bowl flush with
     goo goo Lady gaga

(tony the TIGER FEELING great,
     a mild euphoria if gifted
     as lottery winner)
over the top smugness -
     unaware of jeering ha ha ha
within dark internet arena,
     where the much maligned,
     loathed, and feared Jaw

bar wall key (jabberwocky)
     dwells ready to pounce
     outsize egos hated
     like an incorrigible outlaw
hmm...perhaps cognizant

     ex post facto, I set
     a deadly faux paw
forever remembered as
     ornery oaf forced to eat raw
bits (hexadecimal at that!)
sucked in via last turkey in straw
     that broke the camel's back.
Form: Rhyme


You Make Living Soft and Comfortable

you make living soft and comfortable
i find myself with a butterscotch dum dum in my mouth again
you bring out the kid in me and set me free
your laughter is contagious....your humor is addictive
i never thought i would get used to this....me being so used to being by myself and all
however i somehow managed to adapt easily as well as quietly
i am surprised not only at myself, but also at how i easily adapted to you

you make living soft and comfortable
you got me preferring to take the back roads to your company
i can sit on the rocking chair porch and take in the contentment of your vibe without any type of a break
the whole of your personality never gets old to me
ha ha ha ha, i guess that means i am getting soft at my old age
i don't know, but i cannot believe i am enjoying EVERY ride that you have given me
the pleasure of being with you will never break down to boredom in my heart or my mind
that is a guarantee i will take to the grave with me....
© Marty King  Create an image from this poem.

Rap Diss Unwrap This

The fact is you rhyme 
like a flatulent behind
and that’s me kind
you’re a waste of time 
and time isn’t indication you climb 
stuck same place is basically decline

So it’s something you got in to
but it’s not what all do
many have a little clue
others listen to you

cus unlike you they ain’t ignorant 
don't believe they know every stunt
like you do in an instant 
furthest back far from front

I think this your only way too shine
but you over complicate the rhymes 
with the image of a fake fool
singing songs unrelatable 
about experience you aint been through
speak of ways that ain’t in you 

Talk of being true
who you
acting red when mister blue
smoking on the green zoot 
hello delude a yellow belly you
for years a career no one hears
a know-it-all without a clue
couldn't find a flow looking at water in the ocean
face it you're hopeless you're no one
dopey desperate and groping
a legless antelope anti-sloping 
a deadweight wearing jokes thin

Ha ha as the years go by 
other settle for a normal life
they had more talent and are more wise 
but of course the size of the competition demise 
so you think you’re one of the better guys 
though not heard by ears or seen by eyes
sending out signals don't reach satellites
your albums and singles never satisfy

your gift was a throw away couldn’t sell 
maybe you should go into your shell 
and go away 
cus the telephone ain’t gonna ring 
you won’t live the dream and know what it bring 
you can try from every angle 
but you are up against guitars dinging a triangle

It’s time to unplug the mic and abandon the band 
cus you a man they don’t demand 
quit the hobby you call a job 
get a job and shut up your gob
© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member If I Were a Seagull

 

If I were a seagull I would live near the ocean,
you would never see me in the city begging; 
oh no, I would be drifting on ocean breezes,
hovering on waves and plunge diving for a fish.

Would call to my life mate in a loud laugh like shrill,
and together we will gather vegetation for our ground nest;
in the early mornings we walk a warm sand beach,
inquisitive with our long bills seeking small creatures.

Finding an ocean breeze I let it take me gliding,
over the aqua ocean to float and swirl and fall;
perhaps finding an island to court my true love,
then, leap into the air and fly away over the water.

Calling ha-ha-ha while resting on floating debris,
fluffing up my grey and white feathers in the sun;
spreading them out to stretch and flapping happily.
then- away, away with the endless ocean currents.

If I were a seagull . . .  that is


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January 22, 2021


Poetry/Personification/If I were a seagull
Copyright Protected, ID 01-1323-049-22 
All Rights Reserved, 2021, Constance La France

Written for the Standard contest, If I were a ? 
sponsor, Mystic Rose Rose, Judged 02/04/2021

Submitted to the Standard contest, All Yours (Feb5) Contest 912
sponsor, Brian Strand, Judged 02/06/2021

Premium Member Good Morning, Passport

Good morning, passport, howdy? 
(Silence)
How are you doing, paper?
(No reply)
They say you’re shooting missiles 
Out of your pages, is that true?
(No reply)
And some of missiles fall into
The brains of those who care
And there’s a missiles garden
Growing inside their heads
How could you let that happen?
Get down here, answer me
( No reply)
So no reply, that’s fine
In this case, you come under the jurisdiction
Of my judges, as I cannot be held responsible
For your antics, dear piece of paper
You’re an essential document, aren’t you?
A required field in every application
I couldn’t manage without you in this life
But the problem is that you’ve become rather costly
I’m being blamed for offences I didn’t commit
Solely because of my passport
As if I’d chosen my passport even before I was born
They’re very cunning judges
They can’t imagine themselves in my shoes
Yet they act as though they know
How they themselves would act if they were in my place
In all its given entirety 
But you’re not listening, little piece of paper
Well then, all I have to do
Is to wash my hands, feeling no need
To wear a toga and be full of grandeur
Just a little consolation I permit to myself
Judges flash knowing smiles, so my
Sardonic ha-ha seems accepted 
 So I’m putting you back, sweetie 
On the Theodor Alexander case
It’s your favourite spot, isn’t it? 
Sorry for bothering you
If you’re even capable of forgiveness.


Premium Member Nutty

NUTTY

We were in Paso Robles during the fourth of July
week-end strolling in the streets, after our sumptuous
lunch, where this vintage store caught our attention.
My ten year old grandson picked a pack of bubble gum
cigarettes and my grandchildren and I settled at the
outside bench, just sitting and people watching.

He peeled one of the sticks and started chewing.
He offered me one and somehow I got this idea of 
showing him how to smoke a stick and asked my
daughter to take a picture of him and me smoking.

I texted the picture to relatives with a note “bad
influence, smoking cigarette candies ha-ha-ha”. 
Did not stop there, I stood up and gave my daughter
one and asked Ricky to take a picture of his Mom and
me smoking like two street girls and I texted our picture
to my friends with a note “SMOKING HOT CHICKS”.

I got back texts of “silly grandma or bad grandma ha-ha”
and some of my friends texted back with “cute” and
one with “nutty girl ha-ha-ha” that made me laughed.
What a silly idea of a sixty nine year old grandma to
show his grandson how to smoke and a Mom to let
her daughter smoke with her for fun and take pictures.

My daughter and I do not smoke and I would never
dare do what I did with real cigarettes, honestly.
Somehow, I always come up with something fun, silly,
nutty to enjoy moments of togetherness and remember
them with such delight.  I love being nutty, its fun. 
Was called “crazy woman”, “nutty girl” sounds better.


9/19/21      "N" Poems, New Or Old Poetry
                  Constance La France  
                  #6 - Nutty

Premium Member It's a Piece of ---

It's a wrap.  Ha-ha-ha
  I need a nap.  Ho-ho-ho
Completely zapped.  Tee-hee-hee
  What a pile of --- crepe paper!
            Ha-ha!

I wish you luck.  Ha-ha-ha
  That's it for yucks.  Ho-ho-ho
Now it's time to truck.  Tee-hee-hee
  Hey, man.  What the --- flock!
            Ho-ho! 

From where I sit.  Ha-ha-ha
  You're a real wit.  Ho-ho-ho
Don't ever quit.  Tee-hee-hee
   That's no --- sweat!  

This poem smells.  Ha-ha-ha
  It rings no bells.  Ho-ho-ho
It might as well  Tee-hee-hee
  Just go to hell!  Hardy-har-har
    
    And a nyuk-nyuk-nyk!  


       January 17, 2019
 Entry in the "Would you mind getting your head out 
                    of that filthy gutter contest?"
    Sponsor: Mr. Pooling Yer-leg



         (tee-hee-hee)
Form: Rhyme

Eric

it will not stop for a day,
                                  My heart beating for you,
                      Even when it fails, i will hit the sense into it
                               And into your head for making it fail.
                          i just have to be in your arms,
                    You could be the most annoying white lair, yes!
                   Of course i know, chill, cos i'll write them pink,
                  Your laughter could be the sweetest tune in my ears,
                      It doesn't stop it from being the quinine in scwcheps, 
                           ha ha! you never seem to amaze me,
                     When those tiny voice of yours would say " i miss you oh"
                             oh! so i am now Mississippi?
              surely the day i'll write out your next moves is come,
   Don't anchor to Your e books okay? run errand for the stars,
                  When i'll catch them, i'll make them shine brighter on you,
                              What’s even wrong with me?
                          Sending you this sweet little piece,
                      Nah! sent to the wrong printer, love you.

Premium Member BEAUTIFUL MIDST GOOD CHEER

Be of good cheer* midst radiant glow
   Smiting gloom along vibrant delight
      Optimizing moments with glad zest
         Marked by hearty laughter: ha-ha-ha…
            With exuberance of gratitude
               Share God’s blessings such as peace and joy
                  Lifting others in prayer of hope
                     Then rest at night with beautiful smile.

*John 16:33 These things I have spoken unto you, that in me ye might have peace. In the world ye shall have tribulation: but be of good cheer; I have overcome the world.

March 27, 2025
2nd place, "Write Eight Beautiful Lines" Poetry Writing Contest
Sponsored by Constance La France; judged on 3/30/2025

Premium Member Funny

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Sponsored by Maureen McGreavy
One word wit style poetry Contest

"Word Origin  haha, ha-ha originates  from the french."

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/haha

10/27/18
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