Best Ha Ha Poems

H ate
A imed
T owards
E veryone
R eceiving
S omething

G ood
O ften

A ngry
W anting
A nything
Y ou

H ave
A nd

H ad
A  nd

H ow
A nnoying...

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I THOUGHT YOU NEVER ASKED 


This morning the taste of mint and chocolate 
Upon my tongue 
My exposed nipples under my silky gown 

 you whisper words in my ear 
that I never heard before 
I sigh! with admiration as I tiptoe
 to reach for...

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15 years, 20 jobs
11 ambulance rides
15 people died
moved 20 times
countless admissions to a hospital
the right to my own person overlooked

4 murders
2 suicides
the police and psychiatrists covering their tracks
lengthy period of punishment
look it up in the charter of rights and freedoms

war criminal doctorate in malpractice
the biker...

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By any other name what is in a name 															prosody Rosa Dee the sweet voices arise in                       													Consonance assonance resonance Renaissance															you see being...

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My tamahawk kills
You all better hide from me
Just kidding, i suck

(this is a Haiku about Call Of Duty: Black OPS)...

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Blessed be the name of Lord Ha-Ha.
I worship at the altar of Ha-Ha.
In his blood I am washed.
In his raiment I am clothed.
In his breastplate I will conquer
And in his name I will trust.

The honor of his blessing I will seek.
The grace of his presence...

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frankly zapped after wildly oscillating
in tandem with seven bobble heads and ten French horns)
a devilish trumpeting event
by pre-Christian Celtic festival standards
with a “proto” Don twick or tweeting
like a Taj Mahal wonder of webbed, wide world scout
Samhain celebrated on nightfall of October 31

for bachanalia, candy corn,...

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After becoming confident 
(das ernest frank gent) handled ignition
jerryrigged knobs, levers, motors, 
nameless other parts quintessentially,
set registers to “understand” vital www xy zone.
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A blitzkrieg capstone detonated explosive forcees
generating horrendous instantaneous jolt, 
Krakatoa lost mighty noise, 
outrageous phenomena qualified regarding
tremendous unearthly violent 
whiplashing xing yawping zeitgeist!
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Imagine;...

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My friends call me gay,
not ha ha funny
My enemies call me *****,
they say I dress
like an androdyous honey
My mama with tough love,
tells me:
I’m living a sinful lifestyle
My daddy growls and disavows:
says I’m his biological son,
but not his spiritual child
Nothing is ha ha funny
about this situation...

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A vivarium is neither a plant or an epic entry. Instead of entry-level why not try a bulbous flow? Why? Why is a  savvy question asked by a curved arched triangle whose speech is dialect. Yo, be known by a trapeze artist! Oh a...

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sunny and warm 
clouds invade 
rain starts to fall 
it pours 
thunder cracks 
broken branches tap against the glass
the noise is so irritating 
it makes want to kick some......butt?
is this a suckish rhyme or what?...

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MOO HA HA HAH! (with kudos to E.A. Poe)

There was an eerie peal I knew
When just a reborn child
I sat listening
Listening for that cast iron    steel-gray
     midnight shattering clang
CLANG!
Once - 
Twice -
Then this macabre strain that would trip...

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The Trolls were out Halloween night; it’s their favorite time of the year.
The baby one had a Tutu on, and a great big smile, from ear to ear.
Grandpa Troll came along, and led his band down the streets, that night.
The neighbors were happy to see...

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Your love gives, it takes
burdened smiles and crystal flakes
fall from pained eye
and then a lie
slips from your lips
into a hush
heart crush
jibbidy doo...

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Alesha is  my name and a real cutie
I work all day you can say I’m on duty
I won't brag or bluff
but to stay on top of my game is a must
Alesha is my name and i write from my heart
my pen dances on paper...

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