Grammar Poems - Poems about Grammar

Amour, whether in silent mode or in glamour, Passion flows in opulence, obeys no grammar....

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When Shakespeare was in school learning his grammar, under his breath, you could sometimes hear him stammer, "Who are these fools who teach you to write by these rules? They might as well teach you how to screw in a screw with a hammer!"...

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Oh my dear world wide second language, ...

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Many writers, poets and academics know how a beautiful And striking alliteration is in a grammatical, congressional Contextual and conventional debate or literary debacle Like: blank blind badly bounced blue bowl Oops! I meant to quote the beautiful Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett, word for word, verbatim; man I can never get it right. I fell short, because I’m not tall Enough to reach...

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In a most stunning reversal of form The ‘grammar police’ took over a dorm Kicked out all the radicals Screamed, ‘You’re non-grammatical’ ~ ...

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I’m imperfect and one can see When I’m arrested by Grammar Police I make some amends use spell check again But spellcheck has too failed me I find my better poems instead Fly from the top of my head And if a comma or two seems to be a loose No one was injured or killed dead I use my public poetry page As...

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Twas daybreak as this bright morn I rose Greeted at breakfast by my darling Rose A brief time together as by seven I've left Out to the garden, the street and then left Along cobbled paths where the dogs bark To work as the foreman, my order to bark The abattoir workers tirelessly cut up the meat Despite the condition, smiling at...

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Watch your Latin and don't let the cat in Caesar had some jam for tea, Pompei aderat. ille, illa, illud, but I'll have Yorkshire pud. amo, amas, amat Who let in the cat? hic, haec, hoc The mouse ran up the clock. You can add another item ad infinitum....

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Grammar Ain't Your Daddy's Mommy I've written words both big and small While sometimes nerves get brittle I strained at nouns, and even verbs Assessed each jot and tittle When writing’s done I self critique And scope each application Some days I feel the roof collapse I want a quick vacation There are some words I must insist Be used with awesome care Don’t mess around...

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My pen writes in English My pen writes in French Mon stylo écrit en français My pen writes in Spanish Mi pluma escribe en español My pen writes in Italian La mia penna scrive in italiano My pen writes in Portuguese Minha caneta escreve em portugues My pen writes in Creole Plim mwen ekri an kreyòl My pen writes in Latin Calamum meum latine scribit Believe me, friends,...

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Autumn thou art but the grammar Final in of world of law People, zephyrs, larks and cuckoos Look at Thee they all in awe Truth and beauty, all adjectives In the building of the tenses Look they at the failing pulses Of the dying days of yore With them boat of fading beauty In the Autumn leafy bar Rows and tosses, in no channel Till...

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A door we meet and expect curtain “Door, where the Heavens is your Captain?” Doors should not corners be cutting, Out the secrets in a room jutting… When your door parades not a curtain The once hidden in your room certain: A door that is at all times The Jammed A door at all times needlessly slammed… And I say: The very...

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What is the past tense of Quit? a. Quitted b. Quitten c. Quitude d. Quittined e. None of the above Which of the following is the correct meaning of Alacrity a. Stubborn, unwilling b. Alarming, Surprising c. Mediocrity d. Eagerness e. None of the above What word in the English language is always spelled incorrectly ...

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great potential being presidential quite essential people we have known will never act fully grown whole world wants for own often plagiarize which is what we realize likes to fantasize has poor grammar sometimes is known to stammer lover of glamor Anyone that you know of? can create a plan then put up with when you can bad things be sure to ban...

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Someone asked me for some punctuation advice I’m not an expert on requirements, as such, I thought for them to ask me was rather nice No two poets will agree on punctuating much. In poetry, a comma is a pause in the action A breather, so to speak, at the end of a line, While a period means to stop...

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