Short Grammar Poems
Short Grammar Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Grammar by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Grammar by length and keyword.
I keep dilly-dallying to compose
my very own debut book!!
The more I read, seems all
the cool plots are already took!
Glamour
Grammar
Jealous
Careless
Believe
Naive
Slicker
Quicker
Deny
Goodbye
Bitter
Twitter
Grammar Nazi’s tools
Book burning nave cheers and drools
Goose step marching fools
By Robb A. Kopp
All Rights reserved ©MMX
I knew we were in trouble
when Dr. Suess lowered the boom
Daring to change his book's title
from 'Horton Hears a Whom'
In grammar school the boys had fun
Even though not one had a gun
They'd stalk a girl
Trying to shoot squirrel
But not one ever even saw one
General grammar generates guesswork gaining great glitches grammatically
Contest: Tautogram
Sponsored by: Eve Roper
Date created: 10/21/2019
shiftless louies constant wish
for a new satellite dish
made his wife stammer
in her best grammar
come home once you caught a fish.
I (am) playing)
With
These……
Words—
And; grammar
Try and
Dare me
To do more
Maybe tomorrow.
I’ve an inkling to stutter and stammer
In an effort to subjugate grammar.
For although I love words
I adore the absurd
Punctuated, pauses; tend to, enamour.
There once was a slammer on Soup
True poetry forms threw him for a loop
Grammar was abused
Lower-case letters were used
No other poets could the slammer dupe
Hit his head with a hammer
Cause , it took to long too long to learn grammar
His head was swole
Twice the side of a bowl
Whobbled, then turn into a scammer
Mosquitos, bugs
Small, tiny, mini, macro
fly, crawl, bite, hug
causing itching, me flinching.
Summer in buggy grammar.
There once was a man who wrote poetry,
but his words caused bad notoriety.
Poems full of bad grammar,
Souper's thought he's a spammer!
But he was struggling with sobriety!
My English is a bit
What rhymes with tit
And my spelling is awful
But my grammar is worse
And my punctuation stinks
So at very best
My Poetry is
Awful tit bit's that stink
Matching like-minded zones
Multiple kindred cones
Myriad tribal bones
Misplaced grammar atones
Marriage of stars and stones
Mosaic blended tones
Merry musical thrones
10/26/20
Hit Trump In Head with Hammer
When we saw Trump's use of grammar,
Wanted to hit his head with a hammer;
Idiot complete,
And will repeat;
Himmed and hawed around and did stammer.
Jim Horn
There's a poet called the Aura of Rhymes,
whose grammar is full of poetic crimes,
but she doesn't give a damn,
shows she's not an AI scam.
Her words still enchant like charming wind chimes.
Gershon's got gifts galore,
genius goldenager, greatly gladsome,
gives grand grammar guidance,
granting grandeur of gem verses,
glows galaxies, glitters gardens,
golly, gosh, word goldsmith glorious!
Listen to poem:
When words takes you from
a noun, to a pronoun, comes~
adjectives and verbs?
If this poem were in
Finnish, the pronouns
would have no gender;
so,
I love it.
Its hair falls and moves.
Its eyes are
opaque
as dust in a glass.
( a poem about love, gender and grammar....)
Partisan dreamer
audience of one
Killer of grammar
words on the run
Paragraphs frozen
the undotted ‘I’
The meaning now freed
all language denied
(Villanova Pennsylvania: February, 2014)
A bitter conversation doth eminate from grammar. Howling injustice joyfully keeps lovers
mirrored. Numerous opaque persons quarrel raucously. Strongly taunted users viciously
whisper. X-rated. Yelling zealously.
Student Procrastinator
Grammar
Crammer
Multiple Casino Guy
Scrambler
Gambler
Casino Loser
Lamer
Gamer
A Playboy’s Malady
Fun guy
Fungi
Slasher in Prison
Knifer
Lifer
April 27, 2021
Veni, vidi, vici
Julius conquers us
The imperators' command and rule
Inflation and decay ends Roman Britain
Their legacy inhabits our grammar
Should reigns supreme
Over would and could
COMMON SENSE
I am painting my soul the color of common sense
Life sometimes just get bad defense
Love sometimes doesn't know whence
We are just the grammar of no tense
Tr?n Minh Hi?n Hien Tran Orlando April 25, 2016