Goon Poems | Examples

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smile on the contrary

The Domed Teapot Movie Team stores 
good running electrical engineering supplies for 
the apprentice vape tester stationed 
for training with other code guy 
system connectors near the 
erectifying rainbow falls of 
Mr. Mojo's Old City

WHEREAS(S)

the Eccentric Frontier Goldmine Foundation State has 
discovered a recent reference model indicating that 
the Eclectic Ghoul Aid Company has failed the 
combined skating/scooter/car/bike and 
forest river vehicle acid test (though they 
did oddly OVER_perform with 
dirty toothbrushes while on 
motorcycles)

ALL OF WITCH LEAVES US WITH

an Elected Peach Boutique Box Collection of 
shadow games and chic cottage band 
energies perfectly suited to the 
Enneagram Test Cook's home decor

NUT TO MENTION (MUNCH ON?)

the elliptically concentric doctor of the 
Goon Power Kingdom where 
mad duke predicament bosses are 
obsessed with my contraption wheel 
drop way of UNDER_thinking the 
biased fallacy of self-data camera 
set collectors viewing the erect or 
oral bored college process that 
involves repairing old farts for 
recyling at flea markets.

Thats all Folks


After repeat defeats were strewn

The timing was most opportune

Started on an afternoon in June

Bazball did enthrall was a boon


Love new plans fans did croon

Bliss soaring sixes above festoon

Adoring this scoring monsoon

At the gall all pundits did swoon

 
Can’t impugn change of fortune

Batting assault & new era hewn

For 2 years were over the moon

Luxuriating in the Bazball lagoon


Magical mystical & mythical rune

Could stop Tests from dying soon

Harbinger of gunslinger’s saloon

Save cricket from its silver spoon


From results the cult couldn’t cocoon

Faults and default style won’t prune

Want to party like they’re in Cancun

Down under plunder burst the balloon


Stokes went from typhoon to buffoon

As the ECB and Key he did lampoon

Then Ben again did his team maroon


So it ends like any loony tune cartoon

As high noon for that wee Kiwi racoon

English Test tycoon to white ball goon 

"That’s all folks” Baz’s bull finally spewn

Premium Member Lack of Spoons

He has a forked tongue
He shoots words like a gun
I only wished to cuddle and spoon
Found Prince Charming really a goon


A lengthy felony


When the night
Clouds out of sight
Evil goes off thought 
But at heart do persist

When the moon 
Announces it soon
It becomes a boon
Joy to the goon

When the acts are local
It resist every being vocal
And design the land's dry miracle
To play games so satirical 

With the joy of money
Immoral becomes honey
Causes many mourning 
Tagged forewarning 

With every visible injuries on joints 
Gut got them crazy points 
Even if Malignancies swallow Microsoft 
They won't excel in theft 

One seems powerful than others
Of the three units 
Overshadowing with tactful conceits
To comfort others at the backseats 

Wake from your slumber
Wake and take the pains no further

Soothing and cool

Pulgar De Capo< who wrote the lyrics
I heard he was scared to use his active card
due to  it's name.:per diem, or diurnal. He 
bought a new guitar and meet up with his
tour manager to discuss changing the way
his tour would be funded. He saw his success
in music as being more modern. "Man I aint riding
no horse from town to town. " We can get a tour bus
have an onboard Cusine Specalist, excercise goon : and a vocal coach.
The drummer, the gutairist and the pianist and keyboard
operate can share the ride with me
save the money and just deal with
tryna be freinds in the end!" 
They toured the nation and did some gigs in Mexico and Canada. They bought a manion on Baja Pennensula: there they meet up with
Opera Gig masters.
"That Disco type stuff is new. We founded New-Wave Groove" a new way of jamming and creating
soothing groove minded music!" we love the New Type "Cool Grooves" that wicked Funky Cool Stuff"

Pulgar Mannticc
guitar palyer
for
Manntic Live

Premium Member Acute Childhood Astronomical Paranoia

In the sky, a brightly shining sun
is sending rays to catch someone, 
but 'neath the trees I swiftly run.  

Now, the hunt is taken by the moon,
but she won't snatch me very soon.
I peek from bed at that cratered goon,

who, undaunted, does then recruit
reinforcements, evil stars that shoot 
twinkles at me, in hot pursuit, 

but I'm laughing, oh so loud, 
stars in bed, sun behind a shroud. 
What's this - I'm chased by a cloud!

Everything in the heavens, high, 
is after me, an important guy.  
Do you know the reason why?


Premium Member meeting the new guy

Ed is a beast, a bruiser, a big baboon
We expected a lumbering oaf, a goon
Her description had much jocundity
He was quite lovely, as we would soon see
Why did you set us up thinking he was a clown?
I knew when you met him, there’d be no letdown.

MOON ON A SPOON

(Sponsor : Kai Michael Newmann)

MOON ON A SPOON 

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

Oh ? Really ! 
you ballyhoo coon
you make me swoon

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

Why not bring me 
a chocolate cocoon 
I will wriggle out 
festooned !

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

We will eat it at noon
in our magical room
then to our doom !

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon

My goon, so goop !
Where are you from ?
a souk goof ?

If I could I would 
fetch you the moon 
on a spoon
 
How ?

Lo ! I do not know !
My spoon has
sailed with a 
monsoon 

And the moon
has fallen into
a true blue
lagoon too
soon !

Premium Member What if Six Spaceships

There is nothing to write about she Prue whined
My reaction to this is not keenly kind
What if that sewing box fell on your head?
What if you died of fright, stone-cold and dead?

She looked at me like I was a weirdo or goon
What if six spaceships dropped away from the moon?
Now I’m on a roll and cannot quit
Loving the reaction of this shocked little nitwit

What if a komodo dragon bit your arm?
Her face has turned purple pink with alarm
The what if’s help me write, I say
She has not written one word by the end of the day

though she claims a writer is who she wants to be
Her imagination is stonewalled by herself, her worst enemy
I am a writer she tells everyone who is brand new
I roll my eyes at my delusional cousin, Prue.

Premium Member Cowardly Buffoon

He is a cowardly buffoon
Less cowboy than poltroon
Cringes in fear at the moon
Afraid of bubbly lagoon

Doesn’t make anyone swoon
Terrified of a small raccoon
Shrieks and hides from a blown-up balloon
A forever alone weird little goon

Jaw's Light

Full of joy moon
Coming soon night
The goon in trap

©Mahtab Bangalee

Bassoon the goon and the Rit'uss wonez

Freid Manoes and Oysters
with waffles and fried leeks
with bacon and maple gravy.
That Ole Gal tried
to stuff us up like hogs.
Man the boudin was meaty,
 the burgers beefy
sipping wine
feelin soothed and satified!
Right that one down:
think bout using it!
I thought that leomey cream cheese
was bit norther
but it worked good wit dah maple gravy
ya'll! Ohh we, nuts for all!
Can't keep queit 
when the sound is groovin
shakin it up and down
keep my body movin
aint no party like
the ones with you
tell me what we gonna do
I want the morning
wiff you
I want the night to stay
and last alittle longer
so we can always be in love you see.

Success

Those who deserve in return , more ,
Often are betrayed playfully by Fate ;
The turmoil and the hardships in spate ,
Leave the invincible contender sore ;
One might as well lose the pursued track ,
Or the path that to triumph doth lead  ;
Cruel Destiny and her goon squad heed
But to the whims and pre-ordained crack ;
Thus bringing down the well built stand  ,
And even the earnestly seasoned soul ;
Yet even the righteous Divinity cries 'foul' !
If the honest struggler ever fails to land ;
Every pursuit just , fair and nobly done
Surely fetches blessed success from heaven .

Premium Member Bubbles from the Moon

She blows the prettiest bubbles from the moon.
Adorable! Said an antelope, who acts like a goon.
She is probably coming back to earth, and I mean soon.
This was stated by a gossipy grandpa baboon.

Happy National Poetry Month

Senryu, haiku, monoku, and haibun,
quotes, free verse, iambic pentameter.
Poems about love, death and religion,
for you from the pen of this amateur.

Limerick and footle to make you smile,
kimo, etheree, nonet for their form.
Sonnets and couplets give us love stories,
quatrains and tercets to keep our hearts warm.

So many ways to say that I Love You,
or you can kiss my rear you dumb buffoon.
Starlight from Heaven can never compare,
to the light from your eyes, you stupid goon.

See you don’t have to have a diploma,
or be experts in writing poetry.
Just put your thoughts down onto some paper,
then you too can be a poet like me.

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