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Best Goon Poems

Below are the all-time best Goon poems written by Poets on PoetrySoup. These top poems in list format are the best examples of goon poems written by PoetrySoup members

Hoodlum-Triple Collaboration With Jan Allison and Marti Sutherland

I followed that cad Robyn Hood 
and discovered he's up to no good 
An expert at cheating 
bad mouthing and bleating 
His actions I've not...

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Categories: goon, silly,
Form: Limerick

Search For Love Is Never Black Or White

The search for love is never black or white.
I'm just looking for a pretty young thing.
It's human nature to desire what is right.
Forget Billie Jean,...

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Categories: goon, love, music, tribute,
Form: Pantoum

Slanging It Up Down Under

In the land of Oz, we're all fair dinkum,
Every bloke, Sheila and Healer too.
By crikey mate, if you get us started,
You'll regret the day I...

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Categories: goon, fun, tribute,
Form: Rhyme

Mobile Phone Predictive Texting Blues

I've bought a brand new mabel fern,
	expansive, I can tell you,
	when I've learned just how it words
	I'll have a go and bell you.
	It's got ...

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Categories: goon, humorous,
Form: I do not know?

Stormy October Night

On a cold, stormy October night, 
    In the hours of lingering twilight. 
      Beneath the haunting...

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Categories: goon, horror,
Form: Rhyme

Annulment Coming Up

I blame me brother for the likes of this predicament,
when we pub crawled up to Bunyip, and where our night was spent.
Thank God I wasn’t...

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Categories: goon, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Do I Think To Feel, Or Feel To Think?

Too shy to speak; to say all that I feel,
my mind subjected to thinking things through,
and 'what if' factors mock and cloud my view,
no longer...

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Categories: goon, love
Form: Sonnet

Life's No Cartoon-Rondeau

Life's no cartoon, perhaps on the moon? 
   Must I live as a laughing goon? 
   I won't make the heart not matter! 
...

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Categories: goon, life, philosophy, poetry,
Form: Rondeau

The Perfectionist Is Listening

The Perfectionist is Listening

the rich are committing suicide
and taking us with them
the prosthetic limbed bastards
Fort Darwin tottering on fewer stilts
once the masters of the universe
presently...

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Categories: goon, slam, universe,
Form: Free verse

Old Folk Dance

mabe theyer not in tune
those old goon
no how to bloon
they hump and bump
some jump
to the music romance
with that
OLD FOLK DANCE...

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Categories: goon, adventure, dance, freedom,
Form: Light Verse

Kill a Beat 2

I bring hit after hit like a boxer
You haters' inconsistent
Everybody's on the same vibe
Mine's kinda' different
Verse hot, hook hot--
I'm gon' sellout soon as I drop
Verse...

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Categories: goon, hip hop, humorous, life,
Form: Lyric

Moon

Moon? Boon!
Croon? Spoon?
Soon? Goon!...

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Categories: goon, satire,
Form: Rhyme

How Gambling Haram Harms

Our religion forbids all 
games of chance guys
We ain't allowed to 
indulge in that harmful 
enterprise
But no one can claim that 
gambling is at all...

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Categories: goon, abuse, addiction, games,
Form: Didactic

My Family Tree

Explorin' the branches of the family tree can be rather dicey.
Some ancestors could be famous, humdrum er downright spicy!
With bated breath I decided to take...

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Categories: goon, family, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Shootin' Pool On Cd

At the local bar one friday night, we were shootin' pool and getting tight,
Just havin' fun in the neon light, yea, everything was cool, out...

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Categories: goon,
Form: Lyric