Gloat Poems | Examples

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Bankers are rhymes with


Bankers are w**kers so smug

Treat as all like we are a mug

Rinse & repeat they just shrug

Your grave we've already dug

Elite cheat still snug as a bug

Deniers bullies & liars..a thug

Try to stay afloat.. on we chug

Gloat off with our stuff they lug

So rash our stash they will hug

So brash cash is their only drug

Tug from under our feet the rug

Cruel with one rule pull the plug

Premium Member Plastic Bubble Gum

It forever holds its flavor 
One is all you’ll ever need 
One can savor it for later 
Or share it with a lover 
Your brother if you’re onto that 
A friend who’s a bestie 
Or a stranger who’s in need 
I’ve repurposed a pill box 
To dispense my favorite flavor of the day 
It will never disintegrate 
And is guaranteed  
Or your money back 

If this gum just happened 
To fall into the ocean 
It would surely float 
Be gobbled up by some random fish 
Or get caught up 
In the net of a fishing boat 
And the Captain will surely gloat, 
“Yum, cherry apple red.” 

But like most trash 
Gum ends up in the dump 
Where it remains forever flavorful 
For the ants and bums 
Who rummage for just one

Trumped and Thumped



Tangerine tan man masterplan such chumps

Plumps to rain down bombs on Iranian clumps

Logic stumps as facts and pacts again dumps 


Throat lumps as fossil fool fuel prices jumps 

Getting trumped and thumped at the pumps

Oil barons gloat gazumps.. economy slumps


No cargo due to embargo everything flumps

Even a MAGA fan is now down in the dumps

Grumps got the hump with Mar a Lago frumps 

Thicker than Forrest Gump deadlier than mumps


Grasp With Indifference


You till the land;
Nose stinks of sand.
You water throat;
Tum suffers gloat.

Like no difference;
Hope paints absence.
Like dreaming soil;
Seedlings seem spoil.

Cum every phase;
Fruits count on days... 
Cum every need;
Mouths wish to feed... 

Those that till..., stay! 
Those for fruits..., stray!

Premium Member LOVE DERAILED

LOVE DERAILED

Whose unscathed heart has dared to love,
for to love is to feel the pain. 
Is it true love that hurts not the heart,
or just two passing trains?

In the best of times, dinner and wine,
when love feels like it shoud.
Dither and doubt linger about.
That dirt makes it hurt so good.

Love isn't fair, tis all but a dare,
arrogant, selfish, obtuse.
The winners gloat only in the grave
losers go back to the caboose.

Old lines and hard times denigrate the steel
making the cars woble and sway.
Even riding the smoothest rail,
clickety clack clickety clack, all day.

Left at the station, the end of the line,
Infatuation's purple heart.
The grotesque beauty of attraction 
tis the angst of most great art. 

When pain's embraced you've lost the race,
there is nothing left to see.
Bought and paid for, gelded and roped
like voluntary slavery.

If on romance you've take the chance,
I wish you the very best.
End of the line of the honeymoon train 
It's all down hill for the rest.

Premium Member Dear Vessel of Life

Dear Vessel of Life,

Let your inner child be free 
but first you must see
If your inner child comes to be 
They will be just like you and me

Am I in a place they can be free 
Or have I created an endless sea
If I start to gloat
They struggle to float
If I am filled with shame
They will certainly feel the same
They will try to swim
But our waves will beat them from within.

Pour out onto this earth
A clear and happy child birth 
For the pain we hold so near 
Will be that our children fear

Oh dearest child of mine 
give me a sign
That you are strong and free 
and I will make you come to be.


Get Breakfast Up to Speed

an entry for Constance LaFrance's contest
Write a Beautiful Rubaiyat Poem 

Make a discovery, well-worth your time! 
Compare instant coffee to Starbuck's prime,
I-Hop's waffles to those frozen en bloc.
Voila! steel cut oats! makes hunger bells chime.

Use the stove to boil some salt water stock; 
turn it down low and pile oats in the crock.
(what’s half an hour?  I've a paper to read.)
I have retired and I don't watch the clock.

Lots of brown sugar and butter you'll need,
takes thirty minutes to coddle this feed.
Add whatever, the next verse gives my notes. 
Steel-cut oats will get breakfast up to speed.

Include raisins which drift like little boats
in the sugary-rich, buttery moat.
For a breakfast or any meal sublime
include nuts. Then just grab a spoon and gloat.

Krampus


Demon-goat:
For naughty kids who gloat;
Kris Kringle employs his dark shadow.

Beastly figure appears; sharp teeth.. fear to bestow.
Misbehaved children hide, their fate, they do not know..
Good children used their moral compass-

Avoids evil malice-
Feared: Krampus



* 'A Trois-par-Huit for December' Poetry Contest
* Sponsored by: Andrea Dietrich
* Entered on: 12/11/2025

Can't Bat Can't Bowl Can't Field


Fans in stands & beds with heads in their hands

Bazball disbands shredded into dreaded strands

Boycott this lot don't give a jot no one understands

Piss poor bores ignore turnstile roar in hostile lands


Tanned Aussie class brass band was hardly bland

Yelping Stokes blokes giving them a helping hand

Canned the cool fool Bazball brand must be banned 


Ivory tower power zen that Baz Bob and Ben wield

Defective ploys annoys but from noise boys shield

What did planning spanning 4 years actually yield


Smote gloat all the chatting not like 86 and Gatting

Bleak Ben does ken Oz not a den for weak men

Joe standing sentry his century show a footnote

For it does seem this time right quote right team 

As a hack with that knack way back once wrote


Can't Bat.......Can't bowl ....Can't field!

Premium Member Quagmire Pharaoh Crown - A Sijo Cycle

 
Written: November 05, 2025, for contest Sponsored by: Hilo Poet 

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He ruled with a rakish grin ... a slack scythe in his sanguine fist—
A pharaoh of spurious gloat ... redolent of lard and treacle,
His laws ratified in rapture ... festooned the sacred with spit.

A seraglio of skeuomorphs ... hailed his wondrous fashion sense—
The riparian fields sank ... in soaked squalor and dysania,
He wore a nimbus of stink ... a stygian sherpa to dire fate.

In his sesquipedalian bragging ... the soul of land grew slack—
Each boast is a blur, each law ... a grieving gasp of suction,
Even the seraphic ibis flinched ... its wings dimmed by his shadow.

With tales of Siamese stars and stew ... he won over the jury—
Though the slack-jawed and gaunt group ... gnawed on serendipity bones,
There was no spark ... just the sizzle of sand in a dying sun.

Now his tomb lies amid a cold dune ... decked with dysenteric myths—
A janiform relic of zeitgeist and treason ... stripped of all zest,
The sovereign ruin ... no ripple, no ravel, no rove of resile.

Premium Member TV Remote Microphone

I get to brag, I have to gloat
loving the microphone on my remote
I now press it and tell it what to do
before this I stared, and had no clue

the other buttons do not help me in any way; a con
I used to stand around, begging my TV to come on
I give the remote microphones a little command
confident I will be able to travel to TV land

Premium Member Panhandling the Panhandler

Met an eager charming panhandler today
His smile was unusually bright and gay
Hi he said with friendly eyes and big smile
I was on a jog, had gone about a mile

Hi yourself I sang out in a voice that rivaled his
He looked pleased, not understanding my tone or biz
Do you have some extra change? He asked me
I laughed and giggled and slapped one knee

Extra change. What does that mean? I asked
His face was not as Pollyanna-smiling-masked
Money you don’t need, dollars will do too
His expression was innocent, his eyes bright blue

A buck or five, twenty would be welcome and plenty
I laughed, amused tears at this begging bold ninny
These tears ran down my face and fell off my blouse
I could use your spare twenties, I told this blatant louse.

You are asking me for money? He said.
His eyes nearly leapt out of his head
If you don’t have a twenty, a hundred would do I replied.
The panhandler walked off, ignoring my gloat of pride.

WOMEN POWER

Take your power women, and use it for good. 
Remember the times that we suffered with no path to grow. 
They made us work for free, and kill our children by abortion and lack of money to give birth. 
They made us choose life or death, by failing to give us choices. 
We needed free education, free universal daycare from birth forward, free support to help us grow. 
They tricked us with words of love, yet they gloat when they tell others, they have no wife or children or lover.
They used us and sometimes abused us with tricks of love. 
Sometimes they raped us, and laughed and failed to admit they put us on a negative life path.
Making our life trajectory become sad and depressed.
Remember the power within yourself, hold it close and remember the lost and the weak as you grow.

The Face Of Truth

Faces may hide, the truth shall never go away,
No veil of lies can cover the light of right.
Gold can gloat but darkness gets in,
Because inside, the spirit shows its true power.

Evil, masked in false smiles, spreads its vilest odor,
And every bend in the road goodness has a mask.
Where accusations vent innocence is lost,
But lies can’t endure in dark shadows they protect.

A sifting breeze will shed the rest of everything,
Show their faces that used to live in the dark
Sleeper in the warren of the heart and whatever lies,
Truth will leave its imprint irrespective of the timelines.
So fear not

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Premium Member Lord of the Flies leakers

In battle little boys frantic
Shared their quotes with the Atlantic
So we can all note
About death they’d gloat
And Signal decay gigantic

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