Short Gloat Poems

from my safe fortress
I write life and battle plans
poetry, gloat hour...

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bring back the track girl
twirl hair,call the duff and gloat
lets do it again...

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I DID IT MY WAY

So cool ....I rule

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Missed boat.....don't gloat...

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There was a man from Gloat
He snuck behind a goat
He had a bit of pot
Flanked the animals blind spot
Roger rammed it up to it’s throat...

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It's not very nice to gloat
When anybody rocks somebodies boat,
But some people are bad
And I am glad,
When it's Trump's, a senile old goat!...

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A lady on Waikiki Beach
Was bone-white from drinking Trump's bleach
But Trump did not gloat
For she could not vote
She's no longer a Georgia peach!...

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Americans must get out to vote
Says Donald Trump who just loves to gloat
If Trump's your heart throb
And you need a job
Trump always needs another scapegoat!...

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HOT HAIKUS

so hot!
a satanic breeze rustling
shadows sweat    drip

so hot!
sidewalk sizzles
cracked egg fried mid-air

so hot!
birds won’t sing
earthworms gloat...

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Wildlife 30

A jay who was quite cavalier,
Was afraid people thought he was queer,
Other birds would just gloat,
At his colourful coat,
And the way that he waggled his rear!...

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For Donald Trump did Popeye vote
  Olive Oil squealed, "Why, you old goat!"
    Trump is not the best
    Called me, 'Ms. Flat Breasts'
  Popeye snickered, "Olive, don't gloat."...

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The opera singer sang her high 
note,
Fell dead, husband stood there
to gloat.













05/10/2022
Contest:Killing Me With An Epigram
Sponsor:Margarita Lillico...

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A man named Noah once built a sailboat
so large people said it would never float.
But the waters they rose,
the doors he hurried to close,
then did he look at his neighbors and gloat....

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Antoine is a Vampire Ghoul,

Quite barbaric, bloodthirsty and cruel,

         With a fang in your throat

         He’ll suck slowly and gloat

With a smile as you whimper and mewl....

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 epulaeryu 

Quaker’s best is steel-cut oats.
Raisins drift like boats
on a melted butter moat
where rich almonds float
in brown sugar coats.
Dive in and
gloat!...

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Taking pride in what you do is a good thing,
As long as you don’t gloat about your success.
You should never let pride stop you from anything.
Taking the easy way out may not be for the best....

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How many times can you say “toy boat” in a row
Reach three without screwing up and you can gloat
Try it, I'll bet
Tongue-tied you'll get
Mess up you will, why is it so hard to say toy boat...

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Your blood is ninety percent water
My blood is ninety percent sugar
I am glad I am me
And you are you

My blood cannot be taken
The transfusion would wake up the dead
Even Dracula has refused it
I gloat....

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A showstopper unrivaled, an absolute must-see
Mind-blowing entertainment to a breathtaking degree
Have a connection I do gloat
Very proud though remote
A former Quebecer, my pride is guaranteed...

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I’m marooned on this desert island
with just one beautiful woman:
sandy beaches, blue sky, sun,
more food than we can eat,
crates of washed-up beer.
Just thought I would 
write this note
and gloat.
Help!!!...

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Corruption and abuse of power
Keep Trump in office by the hour
He fires the IG*
So no one can see
Trump gloat in his ivory tower

*There are now twelve 
Inspector General vacancies
Trump is loathe to fill....

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People are talking
Whispers do not concern me,
I have a purpose.

People are pointing,
Their smiles are weird and smug,
I revel in this.

They think they know me,
They are small and misinformed,
I gloat in knowledge....

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Death prances close to my door. 
While I sleep blissfully in sweet repose,
It may sneak into my room without warning.
How foolish I am to gloat over my possessions
As it comes to take me empty handed...

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It’s Butchering Time
By
Tom Wright

I once watched a long-haired goat,
In a race for its life with a shoat
The goat stuck out his chin,
And by whiskers did it win,
And then had the audacity to gloat.
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If I were nineteen foot tall I would not need a ladder
I could stretch out across the top of my car
And look for a ball under it.
I would never need high heels
And I could pat a giraffe on the head
And gloat because I was taller than him....

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That  poor  Heron  can't  sing  a  note.
 
The  dawn-chorus  laugh  and  they  gloat.

He  won't  give-up  or  quit

But  the  silly old  git

Is  just  hoarse  with  a frog  in  his  throat.




For Margarita's " Quitters " contest....

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