Funny House Poems - Poems about Funny House

Harmless guest Underneath Zoom chair Some small creature fleeing in confusion Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest Hiding and scared, aren’t you? So am I Please do not visit me in bed tonight Mi-casa-su-casa prey on insects and spiders all you...Read the rest...

In circles and circles went the rat On a family's front doorstep mat A pet clawed for more Then opened the door Then was eaten by an indoor cat...Read the rest...

I bought a house that nobody else wanted. I got it dirt cheap because it was haunted. It was once owned by a murderess and nobody could trust her. Things got so bad in that house that I...Read the rest...

Spring and the great reveal! Winter is now in full retreat, those darkest days of rain and sleet, the clouds will part, as if cut by knife, the sun warms the earth to beckon life I throw back the curtains...Read the rest...

Housework what a chore I refuse to do it any more My poor hands have blisters And my hands are sore Oh my what a bore. The more you do The more you find It's such hard work And I don't...Read the rest...

The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat. After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered. Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any...Read the rest...

I cheated when I went to the electrician school. I don't know what I'm doing, I am truly a fool. I always screw up every house that I wire. When the power is turned on, people scream "Fire!" I...Read the rest...

Poor Tim, the timorous, one cold dark day set out to prove that TIMID he was not! He ventured one whole night alone to stay inside the empty house his friends had sought. The house was old. . ....Read the rest...

Inebriated Bob painted his house bright pink His poor neighbors raised a hell-of-a stink Then in October Finally got sober Took one look at the house and asked for a drink For the Tickle...Read the rest...

Miss Prunella’s New Neighbors By Elton Camp The little house had been abandoned for a year Its run-down condition made the neighbors fear Unless a new occupant soon should come around Miss Prunella’s property values would come down She got hope...Read the rest...

DUSTY COBWEB BUILDERS Who ever sees or even knows any cobs? The cobs who live in my house must be small Not big or clumsy to live...Read the rest...

I have a cat named Hasty the absoulte center of my world. Theres nothing on Earth that will make me, give up my baby girl. My house caught on fire So I had to get up and go. Watching my house...Read the rest...

A little grey mouse snuck into the house to get himself out of the cold. Then the house cat Who saw where he sat pursued him I am told. The lazy old dog who sleeps...Read the rest...

Laughing at the Fun House Mirror By Elton Camp Back in one’s carefree childhood day Laughing at one’s ugly image was okay Humped, twisted or your face contorted Wasn’t true, but a mirror that was distorted The visage that you saw...Read the rest...

A House With a Fireplace By Elton Camp Sure, I have a fireplace in my den But I’m not gonna drag wood in From it comes some crawly bug A fire won’t make the house snug Up the chimney the heat...Read the rest...