Long Funny house Poems
Long Funny house Poems. Below are the most popular long Funny house by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Funny house poems by poem length and keyword.
Of Pestilence and ResilienceMy wife woke me up last night and said that she had been bitten all over by something,
She said she was certain it had not been me...
Alarmed! I rolled off the bed and landed on...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, wife, house, life, me,
Form:
Light Verse
Not ExaggeratingA new life it seems
Has come my way
In the mountains
And plains of Wy-o-ming
I look out of my window
And Antelope play
Go out to the kids place
Where the buffalo stay
The rain has been plenty
And the...
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Categories:
funny house, adventure, education, family, funny, house, house, me,
Form:
Free verse
The House of FrankensteinWhen Frankenstein got too lonely he made himself a friend,
He made him out of the spare parts that Igor would nightly send.
He built a pal who would be loyal and would stay right by his...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, old, day, girl, house, old,
Form:
Light Verse
I Just Drank the Last of My Billy BeerI had bought it as a future investment
Just as I am getting ready to sell my house I have a Real Estate Agent
I begin to pack all my belongings to move in my new pad
The...
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funny house, funny, house, me, house, me,
Form:
ABC
Dusty Cobweb BuildersDUSTY COBWEB BUILDERS
Who ever sees or even knows any cobs?
The cobs who live in my house must be small
Not big or clumsy to live...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Verse
A Mouse In the HouseA little grey mouse
snuck into the house
to get himself out of the cold.
Then the house cat
Who saw where he sat
pursued him I am told.
The lazy old dog
who sleeps...
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Categories:
funny house, children, funny, house, dad, cat, dad, house,
Form:
Light Verse
The Long Horned Milk Producing Patio SteerHello and welcome to “The Plains of the Serengeti Show”,
I’m your host Bwana Bob come on let’s get ready and go.
Right outside of this window, just a short half step away,
You can see all...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house, today,
Form:
Light Verse
Tiny Tad of Tom's TidbitsI sent back the Bowflex I ordered back when it failed to come with the arrows.
Ever see "Smiling Bob " with the male "enhancement" adv? What woman would
make love to a cadavorous plastic...
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Categories:
funny house, adventure, confusion, funny, house, house, universe,
Form:
Burlesque
The Lights of ChristmasI ran a string of lights across my roof they twinkled very nicely,
So I wrapped some trees out in the back, six of them precisely.
I hung a snowflake made of light in each window of...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Light Verse
Housework ApathyHousework what a chore
I refuse to do it any more
My poor hands have blisters
And my hands are sore
Oh my what a bore.
The more you do
The more you find
It's such hard work
And I don't...
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Categories:
funny house, angst, funny, house, humorous, irony, work,
Form:
Free verse
Ant FarmI have an ant farm and the ant that lives there works very hard,
He makes sure that his house is always neat and so is his yard.
When I stop by to look in on him...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, me, brother, brother, house, me,
Form:
Light Verse
How To Get Rich From GamblingHow To Get Rich From Gambling
By Elton Camp
Probabilities is what gambling is all about
With enough trials, probability will work out
Though gambling will put most in the ditch,
There also is a way from it to get...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house, may, money,
Form:
Rhyme
SpringSpring and the great reveal!
Winter is now in full retreat,
those darkest days of rain and sleet,
the clouds will part, as if cut by knife,
the sun warms the earth to beckon life
I throw back the curtains...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, humor, humorous, jobs, seasons, spring,
Form:
Rhyme
Miss Prunella Gets New NeighborsMiss Prunella’s New Neighbors
By Elton Camp
The little house had been abandoned for a year
Its run-down condition made the neighbors fear
Unless a new occupant soon should come around
Miss Prunella’s property values would come down
She got hope...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Rhyme
They Found Their Dream HouseThey Found Their Dream House
By Elton Camp
A large family home Joe and Sue required
With a quick sale as their lease had expired
A fixer-upper, they agreed, would have to do
So limited resources made the choices few
With...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Rhyme
Laughing At the Fun House MirrorLaughing at the Fun House Mirror
By Elton Camp
Back in one’s carefree childhood day
Laughing at one’s ugly image was okay
Humped, twisted or your face contorted
Wasn’t true, but a mirror that was distorted
The visage that you saw...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, old, fun, house, image, mirror,
Form:
Rhyme
Cheating ElectricianI cheated when I went to the electrician school.
I don't know what I'm doing, I am truly a fool.
I always screw up every house that I wire.
When the power is turned on, people scream "Fire!"
I...
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funny house, funny, house, people, house, me, people,
Form:
Rhyme
A Welcome For Timorous TimPoor Tim, the timorous, one cold dark day
set out to prove that TIMID he was not!
He ventured one whole night alone to stay
inside the empty house his friends had sought.
The house was old. . ....
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Sonnet
Oo - All In One Stinking WeekIt's not impossible that my house stink.
At times there festers garbage in a sack
behind a closet door, and once the sink
got clogged with who-knows-what; sent water back
up filthy and all black; I dished it out
scoop...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Sonnet
Harmless GuestHarmless guest
Underneath Zoom chair
Some small creature fleeing in confusion
Ah ha, a brown lizard, harmless four-legged guest
Hiding and scared, aren’t you?
So am I
Please do not visit me in bed tonight
Mi-casa-su-casa
prey on insects and spiders all you...
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Categories:
funny house, animal, clothes, funny, house, sky,
Form:
Free verse
A House With a FireplaceA House With a Fireplace
By Elton Camp
Sure, I have a fireplace in my den
But I’m not gonna drag wood in
From it comes some crawly bug
A fire won’t make the house snug
Up the chimney the heat...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, fire, fire, house,
Form:
Rhyme
That Haunted HouseI bought a house that nobody else wanted.
I got it dirt cheap because it was haunted.
It was once owned by a murderess and nobody could trust her.
Things got so bad in that house that I...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, humor,
Form:
Rhyme
A House Too CleanA House Too Clean
By Elton Camp
A dirty house Aunt Suzy couldn’t stand
She always had a cleaning rag in her hand
Her furniture was spotless and had a shine
Windows were washed and looked so fine
Kitchen you’d think...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Rhyme