Short Funny House Poems
Short Funny House Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Funny House by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Funny House by length and keyword.
The Rat and the Cat
In circles and circles went the rat
On a family's front doorstep mat
A pet clawed for more
Then opened the door
Then was eaten by an indoor cat...
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Categories:
funny house, animal, cat, cool, family, funny, house, pets,
Form:
Limerick
A Pink Oops
Inebriated Bob painted his house bright pink
His poor neighbors raised a hell-of-a stink
Then in October
Finally got sober
Took one look at the house and asked for a drink
For the Tickle Me Pink contest...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Limerick
Oops
I have a cat named Hasty
the absoulte center of my world.
Theres nothing on Earth that will make me,
give up my baby girl.
My house caught on fire
So I had to get up and go.
Watching my house burn on the oustside,
recording it with my I-Phone....Oops....
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
ABC
Animals At Home
a pig in the mud,
is so unlike a rosebud.
A chicken in the coop,
hanging around their group.
Cows grazing in the pasture,
in the house sits the rancher.
Clear blue water in the pond,
sitting there I spot a beautiful swan.
Sun going down in the west,
think I'll go in the house and get some rest....
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house,
Form:
Rhyme
Funny House Pets For Kids
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First you got an alligator.
Next came a giraffe.
Lions ride your elevator,
bears hide in your bath.
Bunnies,
chimps,
(a duck?),
raccoons.....
run amok through all your rooms!
Soon, if you don't set them free - there will be no room for me!
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Categories:
funny house, animal, children, kids, funny, nonsense, pets, silly,
Form:
Rhyme
Sweet Carmel
The taste of homemade Carmel so sweet/ everyone I know desires the treat.
After one night in the kitchen covered/ half the pan gone, next morning discovered.
Is it my beagle Lily whom loves any food? / she seems in a hyper beagle mood.
I know I heard a squeak in the night / a dream ? No, for low was the kitchen light.
T'was my husband, for he can't resist/ soft , buttered brown sugar , a Vanilla twist....
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Categories:
funny house, candy, change, desire, food, kids, funny, house,
Form:
Couplet
Put On a Damn Blouse!
(This is a fictional poem)
You've been mowing the yard without a top.
People are staring and this is going to stop.
If these men don't stop staring at you, they'll need get well cards.
Get your naked self back in the house and let me mow the yard.
You embarrass me everytime you mow the lawn.
You'd better get in the house and put a top on!
If you go outside topless again, I'll lock you in the house.
Get your crazy ___ indoors and put on a damn blouse!...
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Categories:
funny house, funny, house, house, me,
Form:
Rhyme