Miss Prunella Gets New Neighbors

Miss Prunella’s New Neighbors By Elton Camp The little house had been abandoned for a year Its run-down condition made the neighbors fear Unless a new occupant soon should come around Miss Prunella’s property values would come down She got hope the house would be coming back When a woman arrived in her pink Cadillac Miss Prunella decided that it’d be nice if she would Make the newcomer welcome to their neighborhood “We are so glad to see someone preparing to move in. Just how soon do you plan for the repairs to begin?” “Oh, thank you so much for your welcome, dear. Actually, it’s my nieces who will be moving in here.” The colors the house was painted seemed a bit strange And for parking in the rear, the workers did arrange Some days later, the four promised nieces appeared To Miss Prunella, the schedule they kept was weird But she decided that it was probably all right To sleep to noon and stay up so late at night “But I can’t understand how they afford to party so. Too many gentleman callers regularly come and go.”