Funny Love Poems | Examples

Funny Love Poems

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TwEeDlE DuMb AnD TwEeDlE dEe


No sense of wisdom
Or just to blind to see
When under her thumb
That though is then he!

How you could surcumb
To that type of missery?
Perhaps though for some
That is a stark reality!

Her as always on her bumb
Little miss lady muck is she!
A sad case of tweedle dumb
And tweedle dee


Old write was on here years ago rewrote 
Written 2014 rewrite 2020..about friend and his partner ... 2004

Premium Member Public Disgrace


Out in the street a couple in embrace
made a lurid scene in the marketplace.
     The shoppers gathered to shout
     “your love we don’t ever doubt,
but get a room to shun public disgrace”.

Premium Member Touching

Up high, I touched a cloud
thinking it would be clingy
as that tasty lick of cotton-candy
stretched and stringy -- 
Touched a heart! Stuck forever.
Now wasn’t that also sweet
and clever!?


LOVE

Long long ago,
Of so many ages before,
Visions of one man by
Eve, were fascinated.

Pretty fool

She is a pretty fool
Her smile a dose of k-drama love story
She is a pretty fool 
A unique design, crafted by God
She is a pretty fool
Whose anger is like a cute scripture 
She is the pretty fool 
Whom love had infected me with her foolishness 
She is the pretty fool 
Whom I trusted with my heart nevertheless

Premium Member Spamela

Pantoum Part 1

A stranger calls me everyday,
Makes me nervous to get the phone.
She keeps on calling anyways
When I am---or I am not---at home.

Makes me nervous to get the phone.
At times, he or she's a robot.
Calling me when I'm all alone.
And I've told them they must not.

At times, he or she's a robot.
And I do not say a word.
But they want me to sign the dot.
Saying yes to contracts unheard of.

And I do not say a word.
To them when I haven't much to say.
Giving them money is absurd.
These strangers call me everyday.

Rhyme Part 2

Spamela is her name.
With me she plays a game.
Morning, noon, and night.
Any hour is alright.

Her voice is very sweet.
'Cause she's a goal to meet.
She needs to hear me say yes.
To verbal contracts and the rest.

She sells electricity.
And phone plans for liberty.
She will sell me gas.
With friendly sales math.

And seek to earn my cash!

Without her, my day would be lonely.
She's my one and only!
My love on the telephone line.
Spamela uses mobile data all the time!


Maybe its Me

Hello!
Hi!
Is everything ok?
Hi?!
How are you doing?
What are you into?
As good as it is, I am not a cheese person.
Do you think all birds are descendants of dinosaurs?
Hello!
Good morning!
Did you rest well?
I'm going to be busy today so, I will give you a call around 6.
Hey hope you having a good day. I'm just enjoying my break.
Ring. Ring. Ring.
I was just calling like I said I would.
Would you like to go bowling with me this weekend? My treat!
Hey its me!
What's up with you? Do you not like me anymore? Was it something I said?
I know work keeps you really busy and I'm not complaining. It just feels like I don't hear from you anymore
I would be nice if you let me know where I stand
Hello? Are you ok?
I'm getting worried
Hello?
Hello?!
Oh. Ok. I get it.

Premium Member don't speak girl

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                           shh
                  you'll      give'it
                           just
                          away

                         m-hm
            mmphs      cool 
                          are 
                          oooh wait
                                      shh

                                        ')> 






*sum'onez gottuh
  say'it  ')

Premium Member Lost Carrots

Walking down a country road
 I fell upon a baby bear talking with a hare.

They look like they were long time friends that didn't have a care. 

 How are you today said the baby bear  standing up with his arms in the air. 

I have a little problem today said the hare 
But no one seems to care. 

I can't seem to find where I put my carrots yesterday 

I have looked everywhere even in the barn in the big stack of hay. 

My carrots seem nowhere to be found. 

My friend can you please help me track them down. 


The two  friends wandered off
In search of the carrots, 

Along the way they found a trail that led them to a feret.

The ferret had a belly ache 
You see he ate all of hare's carrots..

What a naughty feret

Premium Member cock'er doodle do

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            woops
   for mine fellowz
     who          edvard'z
            knowz
           lissp'siz
        'er'z     love'n       
               uh  
               shot
            ((owch))
                 eve

                owch
                    ')

Jane

Out in the park, lashed by rain
a girl, heart torn, cried under a hat
there in the ground, buried her Jane
an old brown manx, as flat as a mat

Pound for pound, not pretty but plump
Marcus, the neighbor, two pies, not enough
fast to the market, tripped over a stump
Jane at his feet took her last puff

MOONBEAM

Love under the moon was so special it gave me a feeling of forever. 
Your love is so special, it lifted me to the moon, 
Moon love you are the one, the brightest moonbeam I ever saw. 
You shine so bright, you light all of the night, you make me feel like I’m alive. 
Moon love you are the one, the brightest moonbeam I ever saw. 
No one is like you moonbeam, you are so strong like a force that is felt in the night. 
Moon love you are the one, the brightest moonbeam I ever saw. 
I love you moonbeam, I look up to the sky, and dream of you every night.

Premium Member Cat Philosophy

 I'm cuddly and cute

 truly devoted to you-

 but on my own terms

Scenic: All Before

Inside,
the walls of a rotting
log cabin,
situated in the piney woods,
you lie situated on me, adorning my
neck with soft summer kissings.

While
I pull dandelion
fluff up and out of your
hair.

Cypselae,
that’s what the seeds
are called,
miniature fruits that grant
wishes.

As far as wishes go,
this is my greatest.

As far as fruit goes,
everyone knows what happened
to Eden.

Eve, I diminished our
love into atoms.

And the cabin lays rotting
there still.

Premium Member you were with him weren't yuh

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                                                   "yes i was
                                               if 'him' was you"


                                                          ')>

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