Funny Love Poems | Examples of Funny Love Poetry

My brother and I, while choosing a name for my nephew, tried hard to think of something unique— something with variety and charm. “Tractor” was the first choice, then came “Tumbler,” and we fell breathless with laughter, comparing impossible things— his eyes to stretching bubblegum. We joked about how his name might sound when he grew older. Laughs and tears rolled down our cheeks. ...

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I ain’t no good, I don’t do the things I should, My woman tells me ‘bout it all the time. What I do wrong, well the list is mighty long, But my woman seems to know it all by heart. She got her degree, in what is wrong with me, First a master’s, then a Ph.D. She lectures all around, relatin’...

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I have this little Ginger Cat. Lord knows what he sees in me! – cutest adoring eyes I don’t deserve; purrs in reserve, as he settles to cuddle and be stroked. All I do is feed him, a bowl of fresh water couple times a day -- box of clay for his business – but, I could almost...

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They called it short gratification— but I lost my soul in the trade. A moment’s pleasure, for a lifetime of emptiness, a spark that consumed the temple I once was. O Woman, your body is not desire’s playground— it is the chalice of divinity. If you fail to respect your sacred form, no man ever will. Each man you lie with, leaves an imprint upon your soul. And...

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Love is like a pulling feeling in our heart, it can make us feel weak, Weak to the knees, making us want it endlessly. Love can also wound us, leaving us bleeding in our heart and mind. Making our heart and mind and body feeling sick. Sick because our love is lost, and we feel...

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All that remains of our love is a faded Polaroid, a carton of cigarettes, and two cases of beer. I'll forget you soon, but for now, I'm cracking open another one— let's hope these memories blur!...

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Dancing dots that you can't see Dance messages of love from me And when I finish I hit send Then when they reach you on your end You'll know that I just thought of you Even though I always do A moment taken to be still And write my thoughts of you at will If every thought got off my chest These dancing dots...

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My heart sings as I walk on springs, With foothold on the sun, unburned. Your love fills my heart, my soul, My whole being. I swim in love – I fly without wings. Joy clings to my feet, Gratitude fills my mouth. So I sing, I dance in the air, My claps echo with harmony. Happiness knows no rival Since you arrived with your love. Your...

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Letting go was never an option I walk between two worlds giving pieces of myself to both, without knowing which one holds the real me/ With a burning heart, I swim in ice a fire pulled in two directions a love stretched thin yet somehow whole. One heart, one soul but two names echo inside me and strangely each feels complete./ Some days I feel lost not in absence but...

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How did you care to love someone like me Whose name is burdensome for you to bear A boy whose reputation suffers glee And whose tomorrow uncertainties scare How did you care to love someone like Wems Who wants to turn you a fornicatress Whose plans have only been to use condoms And treats you like nothing beyond mistress How did you care...

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The soft curves of your smile, echoing mile after mile. Not reminiscent of a grandma, but rather, a banana. Your glowing doughy eyes, look as squishy as thy thighs. You create a fervent need, akin to a vampire, lusting to feed. You send my brain a-boiling, ...

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Hotty to notty— That’s a bad thing, bro. Hotty to naughty— Now that’s a good way to go. Hotty to notty, Hotty to naughty. Hotty to notty— Their looks go bad. Hotty to naughty— That won’t make you sad. Hotty to notty, Hotty to naughty. Hotty to notty— You leave that face. Hotty to naughty— You can't leave that place. Hotty to notty, Hotty to naughty. Hotty to notty— Things get tough. Hotty to naughty— Her...

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I was married, but to me, it wasn’t marriage. It was poverty-induced— a fate sealed by hunger and silence. I was an orphan, taken in by my mother’s brother— the uncle who accepted that I could live with him. But he was abusive, an emotional robber. He broke the seal of my womanhood when I was just into the third of the teenage years. Long story short— he...

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(A country song to my hubby…read this with a Loretta Lynn voice) Verse one: Well, my man is the kind who likes to unwind with a BudLight and western shows. He watches them over and over and over till I think my head’ll explode! A ballcap is all that he will wear on his head, except when it rains...

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