Fred Poems - Poems about Fred

Fred Flintstone

“Yabba dabba do" Many years ago Interesting cartoon show

Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone couldn’t wait to leave work and get home
To be greeted by Wilma and served a brontosaurus bone
Fred was content as he laughed and yelled * “Yabba dabba do"
The prehistoric caveman’s popularity became iconic and grew
 

*Fred Flintstone's infamous and iconic saying from the Flintstone's cartoon.

Dead Head Fred

Fred wed, Fred said

My wife chose another man's bed

Fred bled, Fred's dead

He chambered a round in his head

PTSD FAMILY 101 AIRBORNE SREAMING EAGLES LANDS 2337 MONROE FRED HAMPTONS BREAKFAST PROGRAM 1969

THE SHEER FINDINGS OF A FAMILY SUFFERING WITH MENTAL ILLNESS YOU TRY AND FOCUS MOSTKY ON YOUR TRIGGERS FIR ME ITS WEARING WIRES PREGNANT FOR THE FBI BUYING WEAPONS AND DRUGS FROM JUNK SICK COPS SELLING DRUGS WITH MY ABUSIVE EX HUSBAND TODAY MY.MILITARY FAMILY CONTINUES TO COPE PTSD ON JOHN MCCAIN LEVEL ONE OF

Mercury's Requiem

There was a young man named Fred
(the tooth fairy lived in dread)
a wild flamboyant from afar
the spice island Zanzibar
a singer he'd been
and sang a good song
with four-octave range
in the band called Queen
tho' considered 'strange'
with plus four in the upper jaw
he had more teeth than most
once nicely depraved
now dead and gone
when he gave up the ghost
shuffled

Why is Fred Missing

Collecting collateral fuzzy Fred said
Keeping the secret of his co-worker Ned
Ned was unconcerned, he paid the money
Fred is missing, reported his live-in Honey
This man has not been found since ‘84
Ned is relieved, he’s not been extorted anymore

hiding Fred

Hiding a stegosaurus is easy.
I have one with purple polka dots.
His name is Fred, he knows to be quiet.
Fred is well-hidden in my backyard.
There is razor-wire on my fence.
To discourage noisy neighbors.
I was lucky to inherit a stegosaurus.
My cousin Charlie inherited a T-rex.
He is having a mother of a time hiding Tiny.

Farmer Fred Sings Seeger

It was halftime of the football game
Grabbed an umbrella and strolled down the lane
Saw Farmer Fred out singing in the rain
These were the words of his refrain

Where have all the voters gone?
Hard time knowing
Where have all the voters gone?
Four years ago
Where have all the voters gone?
The Dems have lost them everyone
Oh, when will they ever

No Romance for Farmer Fred

Farmer Fred on the day he was wed
Believed every word he said
He knew his light of love Nancy
Was so much more than a passing fancy
Nancy had brains, beauty, and drive
With her by his side, Fred felt so alive
Now after forty years of wedded bliss
Fred thought he'd give Nancy a kiss
So Fred gives her his famous

Fred is always Ready for Fisticuffs

Fred is always ready for fisticuffs
Any excuse to get even for sighs and huffs
Has bruised many knuckles to prove this to you
Daily has at least one fight, and sometimes two.

Jailed in ’92 when his best friend was dead.
We were not sure it was even good ole Fred
Could not prove it was him, I guess.
Used to

Hiding from the Deer with Fred

I am hiding with my bestie Fred
The deer are near
the deer, the deer

They are carnivores and cannibals
If they we were here, there would be much to fear
Fred is screaming and it is clear
The deer are here, the deer are here

They will eat us off the vine they will
Gone already are Jack and Jill

Hold up! Things

EVERYTHING IS POSSIBLE ACCORDING TO FRED AND NED

Who says that books can't have babies
or be dead

Who says on another planet or airplane
that people aren't read instead

And the books might say,
"You can't read a person by its cover --
yellow, brown, white or red."

"Everything is possible
when the imagination is concerned.
All one has to do is look --
on the pages, the mind
the heart; right Fred?"

"Right

Conversing with his Puppy Fred

Johnny sat on the tire swing speaking to his pup
He stared at the ground, and he rarely looked up.
No one understood him as well as Fred, of course.
He had a cat, two bunnies, a chicken and a horse.

But Fred was an appreciative audience for sure.
His listening ears were perked, his manner was pure.
He did not

Red Fred

Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day he couldn't wait
Until the back of his head was left bare

Fred, the Pinto

Strict 8-8-5-5-8 meter.


I once owned a Pinto named Fred. 
Its color was some shade of red. 
I pulled on the choke. 
The steering wheel broke. 
But now it is mercif'ly dead.

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