Fred Poems - Poems about Fred

...Who says that books can't have babies or be dead Who says on another planet or airplane that people aren't read instead And the books might say, "You can't read a person by its cover -- yel......Read the rest...

...They are so old-fashioned, these two peas in a pod. I heard this from Jake, Fred, Sally, Victor and Maud. Saw them in public, they were wearing century old clothes. Why they dress like this, I dou......Read the rest...

...Please don’t leave me hanging like that that, I hate to be in suspense, you piqued my curiosity and it’s so intense. Artfully teasing you know how to play, always one step ahead, leaving me dizzy an......Read the rest...

...three of our spaceships should have reach Planet Z783 by now this report pleased Planet 3455X’s commander, Prime King Cow. it had been twenty-six years since their spaceships had gotten through. e......Read the rest...

...Everything’s been frantic since the break. What people don’t tell you about college, is that you’re just tired ALL of the time. I’m so tired, yawn ‘scuse me. So if you’re planning to talk ......Read the rest...

...CRISIS TEAM : HELLO WE ARE HERE TO HELP AGENT BROWN: I AWAKEN EVERY NIGHT IN TOTAL FEAR FOR MY SAFETY AFTER WEARING WIRES PREGNANT BUYING WEAPONS AND DRUGS FEARING FOR MINE AND MY CHILDREN LIVES ......Read the rest...

... Wham-o’s old Pluto Platter, gets a brand-new name. Fred and Ethel say farewell, Dick Clarke gets his fame. The Cat in the Hat is born, Bogie has moved on. Hurricane Audrey rages, while Pau......Read the rest...

...BOING..?!#! Its off at boeing..' the wheels and doors have Gone..planes just; over-drive the runways, they're rivalling Sann-yong..They're rolling in inclusions, like its for a dare!! People choos......Read the rest...

...distress alarm went out over the Dunkirk Sea french bunnies in the water, capsized, maybe three tugboats and rowboats raced to try and help argentine bunnies were pulled out wearing gooey kelp ......Read the rest...

...Biologists and zoologists from Tokyo to Berlin worked on a new hybrid. Unaware she was unique to the world, reindeerfly zoomed in the night sky. Her hooves were sharply pointed, her wings were deli......Read the rest...

...When I was a lad And still wet behind the ears Things often puzzled me And was too young to understand Like the saying the Birds And the Bees I thought in my little tiny mind Do they mean b......Read the rest...

...She is a fabulous fox, his zookeeper brother said. Jason had been fooled before, so he ignored him. I cannot date her myself, she is my co-worker said Fred. He’s probably talking about a real fox ......Read the rest...

... Zenith University I am a proud graduate  of Zenith University,  where the quality stays on  until the little dot  shrinks and goes away.  I attended that fine institution  with ......Read the rest...

...Johnny sat on the tire swing speaking to his pup He stared at the ground, and he rarely looked up. No one understood him as well as Fred, of course. He had a cat, two bunnies, a chicken and a hors......Read the rest...

...The young wide-eyed owlet was almost too cold to hoot He sat in the crook of the oak, looking at his left boot He needs a little cap, I will knit him the farmer’s wife said. Okay agreed her husban......Read the rest...