Short Fred Poems
Short Fred Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Fred by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Fred by length and keyword.
Artist Fred Cuming often did sketch
en plein air he would stretch
Into the country to escape
painting his local landscape
There’s Thunderbird
Wild Irish Rose
But my favorite is Ripple
Mix it with champagne
And you have champipple
COVID-19 put her in bed
Quarantined out in the shed
So what could she do
But play peek-a-boo
With the doctor, vicar, and Fred?
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A removal man named Fred
Moved furniture heavy as lead
Carrying a big wooden door
He fell on the floor
Fred wasn't moving he's dead
debonair with tails and top hat — his ritzy shoes in frenzied tap dance
12/17/2018
Silent Ones Entertainment Poetry Contest
Beneath this stone lies Uncle Fred
Whose snoring woke up all the dead
Some ghosts arose
To pinch his nose
According to what Auntie said
There was a girl with juicy lips
Who loved to swing and shake her hips
She went to bed
With Uncle Fred
And mastered how to come to grips
Violin shape on my little head
I’m a meat eater, Mr. Fred.
Come closer, guy.
Give me your eye.
I’m a brown recluse, and now you’re dead.
A lovely young lady named Betty
Was covered in coloured confetti
She had just wed
An Italian named Fred
And now she is Mrs Betty Borletti
My mummy lies over the ocean
And my mummy lies over the sea
My Mummy lies in bed
- and many times with Fred -
So lying comes natural to me!
We say farewell to Lionel Blair
immaculate and debonair
who danced around the stage with flair
inspired by stars like Fred Astaire.
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You've got to hand it to Millie
She knows what makes men act silly!
Just ask Uncle Fred
Who took her to bed
Where she circum-sighed his willie!
Farmer Fred went on a diet
Nancy said, “You got to try it”
Fred began to “Feel the Noize”
Tooting like the Beastie Boys
Really it was Quiet Riot
There once was a dentist named Dick
He inflicted pain with a kick
A patient named Fred
Was soon seeing red,
So he jumped down and ran out quick.
There is one in the garden soon fed
He is always the first from his bed
Haven’t you heard ?
It’s the early bird
Catches the worm - Blackbird Fred
The wife just fell off of the bed
Looked me straight in the eye and said,
"Whatever we've done
Can only be fun
Whatever you do, don't tell Fred!"
F-oggy
R-ain
E-vades
D-awn's
P-icture
U-nder
R-adiance
A-nd
L-ight
Topic: Birthday of Fred Pural (December 31)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Fred wed me.
Merve wed Bree.
For fun, Merve hugged me.
Fred downed Merve.
He wed Bree when free of me.
Fior nikko"s contest Heads/Tails
once an old cabbie named fred
had a nose that glowed bright red
when a call from a bar
put an elf in his car
and now he leads santas sled.
F-abulous
R-eader
E-njoys
D-elightful
P-oem
U-sing
R-emark
A-nd
L-ike
Topic: Birthday of Fred Pural (December 31)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
Intrepid new cut off from view
The soul’s desire begotten
Laid waste by hands of vicious man
Soon sold and then forgotten
Fred Jagenberg – May 24, 2019
F-reely
R-eceive
E-ternal
D-elight
R-ealizing
O-ne
X-factor
A-bout
S-alvation
Topic: Birthday of Fred Roxas (May 14)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic
I had a little frog named Fred
To catch him I used a 2X4 across the head
With his permanent smile
He hopped around for a while
But the next day he was dead
There once was a Sparrow name Fred
Who wished to be a Robin instead?
His dull feathers of brown
Were, making him frown
He pined for a breast of bright red.