No Romance for Farmer Fred

Farmer Fred on the day he was wed Believed every word he said He knew his light of love Nancy Was so much more than a passing fancy Nancy had brains, beauty, and drive With her by his side, Fred felt so alive Now after forty years of wedded bliss Fred thought he'd give Nancy a kiss So Fred gives her his famous wink of the eye And beckoned Nancy to come over nigh Now Nancy had a different idea Sideling over she gives Fred a swift kick in the rear Smiles and says "Get yourself out of here And go fix that old John Deere" So much for romance thought Fred out loud Hush! you old fool, the back forty needs to be plowed