No Romance for Farmer Fred

Farmer Fred on the day he was wed
Believed every word he said
He knew his light of love Nancy
Was so much more than a passing fancy
Nancy had brains, beauty, and drive
With her by his side, Fred felt so alive
Now after forty years of wedded bliss
Fred thought he'd give Nancy a kiss
So Fred gives her his famous wink of the eye
And beckoned Nancy to come over nigh
Now Nancy had a different idea
Sideling over she gives Fred a swift kick in the rear
Smiles and says "Get yourself out of here
And go fix that old John Deere"
So much for romance thought Fred out loud
Hush! you old fool, the back forty needs to be plowed
Copyright © | Year Posted 2024

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Dietrich Avatar
August 16, 2024 at 1:29 AM
What a fun poem. Very cute!
Wolf Avatar
August 14, 2024 at 6:44 PM
I didn't know that Farmer Fred was Nancy Pelosi's husband. lol. ~ gw
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