Red Fred

Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day he couldn't wait
Until the back of his head was left bare

funnyhumorvalentines daylimerick

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Linda Alice Fowler

February 11, 2024 at 3:43 PM

Oh no! I hope he didn't pay premium for that service! LOL. Cute one Tania. :)

Tania Kitchin

February 12, 2024 at 3:44 AM

Linda, thank you.

Valsa George

January 18, 2024 at 6:03 AM

Fred is all red except at the back of his head. Chemical dyes can leave one completely bald. Fortunately he was not totally bald on his much anticipated date. Quite hilarious Tania !

Andrea Dietrich

January 16, 2024 at 4:11 PM

Very funny, Tania. I imagine it has actually happened to some guys. One time my hair was so overdyed blonde that I was washing it one day and it began crumbling in my fingers, so I had to chop it off until my roots grew back. The hair stylist I was seeing then would put the bleach straight from the bottle onto my hair Good grief

Tania Kitchin

January 16, 2024 at 4:16 PM

Andrea, thank you, what a horrible hair experience you endured!

Joseph May

January 15, 2024 at 11:50 AM

Lol, Now Fred is seeing red.

Tania Kitchin

January 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM

Joseph, thanks for your visit.

Richard Lamoureux

January 15, 2024 at 8:56 AM

Poor Fred should have avoided red. This is a fun one.

Tania Kitchin

January 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM

Richard, thank you.

Regina Mcintosh

January 15, 2024 at 8:51 AM

Cute one. Love it. God bless you. love, Gina

Tania Kitchin

January 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM

Gina, thank you.

Victor Buhagiar

January 15, 2024 at 2:03 AM

Loved it. He'll lose all his hair.

Tania Kitchin

January 15, 2024 at 4:17 AM

Victor, thank you.

Jan Allison

January 14, 2024 at 5:30 PM

lol Tania:-) hugs jan xx

Tania Kitchin

January 15, 2024 at 4:17 AM

Jan, thank you, hugs.

Sara Kendrick

January 14, 2024 at 6:43 AM

Ha!! Ha!! I am now wondering does she like men with shaved heads. I have read your work and enjoyed reading it. Keep on writing, using your creative muse. Sara K

Tania Kitchin

January 14, 2024 at 6:59 AM

Sara, thank you.

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