Red Fred

Fred heard his new crush loved men with red hair
And went next door to a salon called Flare
Now dyed red for his new date
Valentine's Day he couldn't wait
Until the back of his head was left bare

Copyright © | Year Posted 2024



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Date: 2/11/2024 3:43:00 PM
Oh no! I hope he didn't pay premium for that service! LOL. Cute one Tania. :)
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 2/12/2024 3:44:00 AM
Linda, thank you.
Date: 1/18/2024 6:03:00 AM
Fred is all red except at the back of his head. Chemical dyes can leave one completely bald. Fortunately he was not totally bald on his much anticipated date. Quite hilarious Tania !
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Date: 1/16/2024 4:11:00 PM
Very funny, Tania. I imagine it has actually happened to some guys. One time my hair was so overdyed blonde that I was washing it one day and it began crumbling in my fingers, so I had to chop it off until my roots grew back. The hair stylist I was seeing then would put the bleach straight from the bottle onto my hair Good grief
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/16/2024 4:16:00 PM
Andrea, thank you, what a horrible hair experience you endured!
Date: 1/15/2024 11:50:00 AM
Lol, Now Fred is seeing red.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/15/2024 12:00:00 PM
Joseph, thanks for your visit.
Date: 1/15/2024 8:56:00 AM
Poor Fred should have avoided red. This is a fun one.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/15/2024 12:00:00 PM
Richard, thank you.
Date: 1/15/2024 8:51:00 AM
Cute one. Love it. God bless you. love, Gina
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/15/2024 12:00:00 PM
Gina, thank you.
Date: 1/15/2024 2:03:00 AM
Loved it. He'll lose all his hair.
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/15/2024 4:17:00 AM
Victor, thank you.
Date: 1/14/2024 5:30:00 PM
lol Tania:-) hugs jan xx
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/15/2024 4:17:00 AM
Jan, thank you, hugs.
Date: 1/14/2024 6:43:00 AM
Ha!! Ha!! I am now wondering does she like men with shaved heads. I have read your work and enjoyed reading it. Keep on writing, using your creative muse. Sara K
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Tania Kitchin
Date: 1/14/2024 6:59:00 AM
Sara, thank you.
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