Flabbergasted Poems - Poems about Flabbergasted

...My bf works in Geneva, Switzerland. I go to school in New Haven. We Facetime a lot - but it’s not ideal. “I wanted to tell you, that it’s been nice.” I told him somberly. “What do you mean?” He as......Read the rest...

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...What do polar bears eat for Christmas as a treat? Lollipops, sugar plums, red hots and other things sweet? Let’s find one and ask I said to my cousin Ned. Unfortunately, after we did that, one of ......Read the rest...

...It gradually turned chilly between Thanksgiving and Christmas. Although Frosty the Snowman rarely visited our part of Texas, his pal, Jack Frost, surely did. He wafted his way through the drafty hou......Read the rest...

...STILL I RISE Still I rise, shaming the daunting eyes. Still I rise, despite the convincing lies. Still I rise, though with me, they cut ties Still I rise, inasmuch as I let out sighs, Still I ......Read the rest...

...Out of GIFs! Oh now I've got to talk, no pictures I may start to squawk; Deep thoughts flabbergasted, blank conversation thread; Kids got further with sidewalk chalk.......Read the rest...

...Everyone is dancing to a new rhythm forcing everyone to sing, the notes are right, the message is tight and this rhythm is causing a fight. Many people are happy with it but many still don’t understa......Read the rest...

...She felt like she had a gray cloud hanging over her head. When her husband expired, she changed her bathroom to red. Threw all of her grays, tans and light blues to the wind. Brought in the bright......Read the rest...

...Utter brainless nincompoop in this poem heretofore addressing I wanna be forever free and clear from mortal anguish, and need more than a blessing - I need a miracle worker after confessing beh......Read the rest...

...Excuse me please can you tell me where to find the map? You see I was using my GPS on my car inbuilt computer screen and somehow, I touched the wrong button and my navigation screwed up. The left doe......Read the rest...

...KIDS: Hey, everybody! Look who is hopping our way -- The Easter Bunny! EASTER BUNNY: "Happy Easter, y'all! Welcome, kids and parents, to The Easter Egg Hunt. To see you guys smile Gives ......Read the rest...

...A sudden burden of flipping turns him into a fraction / Action of correction in your cranium needs traction / Bad habits all erratic need retracted to leave the bad flabbergasted / Dad’s had it wi......Read the rest...

...The reunion that caused all of the zany brouhaha From a family kerfuffle with one humorless raw flaw It all went down quite swiftly, in a quick split lickety And ended outside in the hedges most......Read the rest...

...Jinxed jesting jejune junior jobber... just jabbering gibberish (A - J) Again, another awkward ambitious arduous attempt at alphabetically arranging atrociously ambiguously absolutely asinine ......Read the rest...

...The insurrectionists of January 6 are NOT patriots! They are criminals of the lowest amoeba-types Most patriots were at work improving the G.N.P. Not carousing and malingering to air their......Read the rest...