The Easter Egg Hunt

KIDS: Hey, everybody! Look who is hopping our way -- The Easter Bunny! EASTER BUNNY: "Happy Easter, y'all! Welcome, kids and parents, to The Easter Egg Hunt. To see you guys smile Gives me so much happiness And joy in my heart. Remember the rules: Whoever finds the most eggs Wins a special prize. So look carefully. They're hidden everywhere So you can't see them. I'm so egg-cited! Okay. Now let's hop to it. Get ready...set....GO!" This groovy shindig Went on for forty minutes And thirty seconds. When it was over, The Easter Bunny counted The eggs that were found. EASTER BUNNY: "We have a winner! But I can't pick just one, so.... EVERYBODY WINS! And now the cool part! Here is your special reward: THE GOLDEN CARROT!" Some people said, "WHAT?!" Totally flabbergasted And really confused. But the furry hare Opened the golden carrot And...a huge surprise! It's Easter candy With chocolate covered rabbits And marshmallow peeps. And that's no yolk! This egg-stravaganza rocks! Best. Easter. Ever!