Short Flabbergasted Poems

His body language leaves me speechless...

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balloon flew from grasp
blabbing in chaotic flight,
just flabbergasted...

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we had forecasted
would become flabbergasted
long surely lasted

Jim Horn...

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One would be flabbergasted by
All the stink that is in the sty
The pigs sure don’t care
The smell in the air
It’s a paradise for a fly

Russell Sivey...

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17
In the calm
Cool aftermath
Of all the drugs I did
After so long
Being on that skid
To be free 
Confounds me
Flabbergasted I 
Smoke a cigarette
And cry...

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Out of GIFs! Oh now I've got to talk,
no pictures I may start to squawk;
Deep thoughts flabbergasted,
blank conversation thread;
Kids got further with sidewalk chalk....

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Starvation is rendered flabbergasted
when in tinge
with a touch of reality,
retaliating
upon the mention
of thee who shudders
in a chair 
positioned so high
only the clouds could reach it....

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Trump Put White House Up for Sale

Had happened  and our faces turned pale,
Trump would put White House up for sale;
Flabbergasted;
His lies lasted,
And does likes telling them in a long trail.

Jim Horn...

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TOMMYROT


Flabbergasted – a swimming head

A cold intrusion

A sullen bed.

Cantankerousness

Apt delusion

Inept in death

Dyspeptic relation

Cryptic tree

Unjust incarceration

Liberate me....

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The whiskey dance through shame & guilt,
            Flabbergasted to the world I shook,
                           Hooked pride, 
                My shadow hung his head, 
             wary eye's flock toward Grace,
               present the Devils Apprentice...

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Burnt tangerines create sweet bitters;
Current temperature? I’m coasting;
Sunburnt skin eventually heals,
weren’t you flabbergasted I’m thriving!

Resilience starts within your spirit,
perseverance is when you stand up!
Enhance that glow with each sunrise,
brilliance is a smile sipping that cup....

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I thought I'd heard it all, but I'm so aghast-  my Tootsie Rolls were turned 
down...maybe Shar is on a fast...Oh well I guess once again, I'll awake with 
fingers brown....I'm so flabbergasted, that Shar would turn me down.  Oh I guess 
I'm the one, the dentist will soon see, I doubt if many of you, would ever believe 
me!...

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do not be intimidated by fancy birds
they put their earrings on one at a time
like the drag queen peacocks
and the flabbergasted flamingos

do not be intimidated by fancy birds
you can carry off glitz and glamor as well as they
even if you cannot fly up to the top of an oak tree
you can walk along the porch railing and crow...

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What do polar bears eat for Christmas as a treat?
Lollipops, sugar plums, red hots and other things sweet?
Let’s find one and ask I said to my cousin Ned.
Unfortunately, after we did that, one of us ended up dead.
Which one? My grandchildren asked, amazed and ready to know.
I was flabbergasted at this logic; were they truly this slow?...

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Listen to poem:

Administrator incommunicado
Acknowledging nymphomaniacs
Reclassifying philosophical
Ideologically Transcultural
Pronunciation Calligraphers
Communication demilitarized
Grandstanding orchestration
Carpetbagging adjudications
Redistributed improprieties
Abolitionists brinksmanship
Sarcastically realistically
Craftsmanship flabbergasted
Enlightenment librarianship
Democratically
...

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Beauty's Beast.

Well I'm looking but I don't see.
A little here a little there
I even looked under the stair.
In the wardrobes and chest of drawers.
I even scrutinised the floors
but look I did and could not find
am I stupid, am I blind.
You say you left it by my chair.
Well I'm sorry  to say it's just not there.
I'm flabbergasted to say the least
but I think your wrong Beauty,
there is no Beast....

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Pulled out of thin air 
swirling like a funnel cloud,
no time to respond;
An unplanned perfect moment 
over before it happens;

Consent to a kiss?
You’ve never been kissed right;
Left flabbergasted; 
Stolen as your hair is pulled,
your lips are suddenly crushed;

Eyes, a silent smile 
That look, it just doesn’t  lie; 
Question the intent?
Twin flames drawn to each other;
Did you forget your first time?...

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