Short Flabbergasted Poems
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One would be flabbergasted by
All the stink that is in the sty
The pigs sure don’t care
The smell in the air
It’s a paradise for a fly
Russell Sivey
17
In the calm
Cool aftermath
Of all the drugs I did
After so long
Being on that skid
To be free
Confounds me
Flabbergasted I
Smoke a cigarette
And cry
Out of GIFs! Oh now I've got to talk,
no pictures I may start to squawk;
Deep thoughts flabbergasted,
blank conversation thread;
Kids got further with sidewalk chalk.
Starvation is rendered flabbergasted
when in tinge
with a touch of reality,
retaliating
upon the mention
of thee who shudders
in a chair
positioned so high
only the clouds could reach it.
Trump Put White House Up for Sale
Had happened and our faces turned pale,
Trump would put White House up for sale;
Flabbergasted;
His lies lasted,
And does likes telling them in a long trail.
Jim Horn
TOMMYROT
Flabbergasted – a swimming head
A cold intrusion
A sullen bed.
Cantankerousness
Apt delusion
Inept in death
Dyspeptic relation
Cryptic tree
Unjust incarceration
Liberate me.
The whiskey dance through shame & guilt,
Flabbergasted to the world I shook,
Hooked pride,
My shadow hung his head,
wary eye's flock toward Grace,
present the Devils Apprentice
Burnt tangerines create sweet bitters;
Current temperature? I’m coasting;
Sunburnt skin eventually heals,
weren’t you flabbergasted I’m thriving!
Resilience starts within your spirit,
perseverance is when you stand up!
Enhance that glow with each sunrise,
brilliance is a smile sipping that cup.
I thought I'd heard it all, but I'm so aghast- my Tootsie Rolls were turned
down...maybe Shar is on a fast...Oh well I guess once again, I'll awake with
fingers brown....I'm so flabbergasted, that Shar would turn me down. Oh I guess
I'm the one, the dentist will soon see, I doubt if many of you, would ever believe
me!
do not be intimidated by fancy birds
they put their earrings on one at a time
like the drag queen peacocks
and the flabbergasted flamingos
do not be intimidated by fancy birds
you can carry off glitz and glamor as well as they
even if you cannot fly up to the top of an oak tree
you can walk along the porch railing and crow
What do polar bears eat for Christmas as a treat?
Lollipops, sugar plums, red hots and other things sweet?
Let’s find one and ask I said to my cousin Ned.
Unfortunately, after we did that, one of us ended up dead.
Which one? My grandchildren asked, amazed and ready to know.
I was flabbergasted at this logic; were they truly this slow?
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Administrator incommunicado
Acknowledging nymphomaniacs
Reclassifying philosophical
Ideologically Transcultural
Pronunciation Calligraphers
Communication demilitarized
Grandstanding orchestration
Carpetbagging adjudications
Redistributed improprieties
Abolitionists brinksmanship
Sarcastically realistically
Craftsmanship flabbergasted
Enlightenment librarianship
Democratically
Chester Chunky reporting for work My Queen
I was flabbergasted
Never before having a flying monkey under my command
Are you one of a kind
or am I to expect more of you? I asked him
I am a twin, he told me.
It is easy to lead my twin around.
If you need him, I will go get him.
I used them to intimidate my enemies.
For hours they flew around their work places, sticking out their tongues.
Beauty's Beast.
Well I'm looking but I don't see.
A little here a little there
I even looked under the stair.
In the wardrobes and chest of drawers.
I even scrutinised the floors
but look I did and could not find
am I stupid, am I blind.
You say you left it by my chair.
Well I'm sorry to say it's just not there.
I'm flabbergasted to say the least
but I think your wrong Beauty,
there is no Beast.
Pulled out of thin air
swirling like a funnel cloud,
no time to respond;
An unplanned perfect moment
over before it happens;
Consent to a kiss?
You’ve never been kissed right;
Left flabbergasted;
Stolen as your hair is pulled,
your lips are suddenly crushed;
Eyes, a silent smile
That look, it just doesn’t lie;
Question the intent?
Twin flames drawn to each other;
Did you forget your first time?