Cecil's dad was a ventriloquist,
His dummy was named Pat,
He was an Irishman,
A humorous one at that,
Cecil's dad and Pat
Were an excellent team,
Dad would not let Pat,
Mutter anything obscene.
Cecil's dad tried very hard,
To teach Pat how to say
Words beginning with the letter S
After months of practice,
He had to give that idea away,
Which pleased Cecil immensely,
Cecil wasn't...
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