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One fine day in the middle of the night Two dead boys got up to fight Back to back they faced each other Drew their swords and shot each other One was blind and the other couldn't see So they chose a dummy for a referee. A blind man went to see fair play A dumb man went to shout hooray! A paralysed donkey passing by Kicked the blind man in the eye Knocked him through a nine inch wall Into a dry ditch and drowned them all A deaf policeman heard the noise And came to arrest the two dead boys If you don't believe this story

+Fav | Go to Quote / Comment | Anon |

Member Quotes About Dummy

There is no need to use weapons of mass destruction against a country if that country has dummy politicians.

Go to Quote / Comment | Mesut Goktas |

The true purpose of the modern 'smart' phone is to make its user appear, act, and feel like a complete dummy.

Go to Quote / Comment | Scott Kruize |