Short Dummy Poems

Dummy
tries to rob gun store
outnumbered...

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Betty bit her thumb        Now it's very numb...

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Ventriloquists like

virtuoso uninformed

dummy mimicry...

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dumpy trumpeter 
spat the dummy
when his taco toppled
off his pastiche wall...

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for whom thus fulfilled
      all dummy justice of men
       divine justice then !...

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No, you dummy,
With a pebble 
you have thrown into the ocean, 
you cannot create
a Tsunami...

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A little, happy frog 
jumped into the water
to survive,
but caused a drop of Tsunami
for a dummy...

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Batter bitter birdie's bum
Fry the fritter for the chum
Peter's picky peaky tum
Tummy crummy dummy dum-dum...

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Poetry soup is so yummy,
Everyone is a poet no dummy,
Reminds me of my mummy,
And her boyfriend SAMMY.

;-)...

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I went to the Vet, for what it's worth,
Give Fido these pills? How on earth?
Fido did the big dummy spit, 
Then he snapped me! Over it!...

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Roses are red violets are blue.
What kind of idiot should I call you.
Are you colour blind? why can't you see,
Violets are red, Roses are blue,
DUMMY...

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Puppet

Figure on strings

Moved by a wealthy hand 

Willingly manipulated
                         
Dummy









Written on 6/4/2015...

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There once was a fellow from New York
This dummy was an absolute dork
He bet on the Jets
A move he regrets
He thought babies were brought by the stork...

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Driving home I was feeling crummy

Popped a potent THC gummy

My head began to reel

I passed out at the wheel 

And woke up as a crash test dummy...

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fun is funny
yellow sun sunny
cute as a baby bunny
happy is a full tummy
candy moments so yummy
kisses like honey
laughing like a dummy
fun is funny...

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King Herod was such a big dummy
For armies must march on their tummy
Why would he crucify
A "FREE FOOD & WINE" guy
Who could make Army chow quite yummy?...

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He pounded the pavement feeling crummy
his job outlook not very sunny
then he saw a sign
help wanted come inside
becoming a crash test mummy dummy.



10-22-17...

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"dummy"


i saw
you on
line on top

of not me
but a mann
equin again &

again
& again
and again

i asked my
self what if
he were me

and
i was

him...

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Her guy on the surf proposes how?
A ring in his hand he does bow.
          It slips into sea
          Unreal except she —
He needed an answer right now.

11/15/2019...

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I once had a dream that I was a mummy
Don't ask me why But it wasn't funny
  I was scared out my mind
  Where is this place and this time
When I woke up I felt like a dummy...

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Mummy
Dummy


11~07~14
Sponsor Jerry T Curtis
This Poem really S****s

Thanks for my first ever negative comment 

That is terrible.... J/K ....hugs Tim...

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Air bags not deploying is not very good,
would bring to the dealership if I could,
my imagination,
in station wagon,
job a crash test dummy with flesh and blood.





12-23-16...

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There once was a fellow named Fred
  Who owned quite a large junkyard spread
  With Grady he was chummy
   But Lamomt was big dummy
  Aunt Esther he always did dread

 4-1-2022
  TV Show: Sanford And Son...

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It's real simple
Even a dummy can count to two
Pick one or the other
Live or die
Oh my, what does one do

It's so easy
Even a dullard could tell
Pick one or the other
Up or down
Choose heaven or choose hell...

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The one and only girl of my dreams,
In my slumber, together forever is what it seems,
And then I awake, and now reality hits.
I feel like a quarterback that can’t escape the blitz.
Here, please insert love-struck dummy memes....

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